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2011/01/25 03:14:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Monster Rain wrote:Observing how obsessed you are with Facebook lately, Ash, I can sort of see their point.
Me? Nah. I just leave it on now adays.I am actually obsessed with NEAB. Nowhere Else and Beyond.
But other than that nothing else. Girl just don't like me in real life...
Aww, cheer up!
My first GF dumped me 5 days in! We hadn't kissed! We went on one date!
Your life is bad, I have a fatal disease and possible liver failure! Huzzah Chowderhead!
Its ok we all have problems. Every human has a problem, its only natural. Hopefully you get better. Right now I lost my singing voice and my accented voices which is what I am good at. Its like walking around with no limbs. :(
And I am cheered up. I just can't do anything right now. And no matter how many times I say sorry, I have yet to hear "Its fine, it was just a mistake." Kinda sucks if they don't.
Heres a song for you Chowderhead. Sung by one of the few greatest singers of my generation. Josh Groban
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/25 03:17:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Monster Rain wrote:So what is it that you do that causes all of these stalking-related misunderstandings?
I wished them a happy birthday... I am not even joking. And They must of forgetten because they wrote it down on my schedule last year. And i forgot >.<
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/25 03:42:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Here's an epiphany I had that I hope y'all can learn from:
I don't understand females... and I could fething care less!! Seriously. Know and understand yourself completely before trying to delve into the mind of a confusing creature such as woman. (The same could be said the other way of course)
The point is men and women were made in such a different way that we will never fully understand each other and that is the point of relationships. Each day you learn more about your partner and grow closer to them through understanding, because if you knew everything about them it wouldn't be interesting.
Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.
2011/01/25 03:51:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)
Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
2011/01/25 03:57:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
micahaphone wrote:nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)
Its okay. I am the few that has that happened to them. *gets shot in the head.*
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/25 04:00:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
micahaphone wrote:nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)
By "bang" I thought you meant something else.
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2011/01/25 04:17:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
waay to have you mind in the gutter, buddy. But hey, as far as ways to go, incineration on a nuclear bomb's pretty darn cool. Unless you are a pacifist. And it beats being near-murdered at a practice wedding, leaving you OUT FOR REVENGE.
Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
2011/01/25 08:13:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Well, that's what you get for letting me use you as a cheap source of blood so that I can capture vampires for study.
None found yet by the way, but I am still optimistic.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/25 13:44:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
In the night, because if I saw a vampire sparkle I would be unable to resist using portals do dismember them and send their quickly decaying body parts scattered across the world.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/25 15:49:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:No. Question...
Why do teenagers act like they know everything and act like immature brats?
Corrected your typo.
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chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.
A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING
Fix'd.
This better be a Weiner Dog freiendly drinking establishment or there will be gun play!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/01/25 18:03:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.
A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING
Fix'd.
I forget what she said exactly, but she made reference to hearing or seeing something "when she was a kid" that leads me to believe she's 20 at least. If I'm off, I'm off >.>
Worship me.
2011/01/25 20:00:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/25 20:39:34
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/01/25 20:42:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/25 20:44:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Yea I don't know what the damn deal is and its pissed me off.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/01/25 21:07:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Avatar 720 wrote:Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex?
Because being a man involves having enough sack to just do it?
Sack =/= Man
What about post-ops who had it removed? They're still a genetic male.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/01/25 21:13:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. 
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