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2011/01/28 03:47:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I approve of Ash trying to keep the quote boxes to a minimum size. 
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2011/01/28 03:53:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Monster Rain wrote:*snip*
Fine, whatever. 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/28 03:53:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Don't you take that tone with me!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/01/28 04:04:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Monster Rain wrote:*WALL OF TEXT!!1!*
Hey, I have rights, y'know!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/01/28 04:09:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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whatwhat wrote:Fafnir wrote:Asherian Command wrote:whatwhat wrote:See and I thought terms like Small Man Syndrome or Small Penis Syndrome were just an askew way of labelling someone who has an inferiority complex. Yet some idiots at the University of Central Lancashire still found the need to prove it's literal conotations weren't true. Is it just me or do most scientists just seem to waste time for a living.
Thats the ones that study human pyschology. The real scientists are the Earth Science people, which include astronomers, geologists, geographers, chemists and military scientists.
Yes, because human psychology, ie, figuring out why we do what we do and how our brains work isn't of value at all, but figuring out the meaning of the sounds crickets make is imperative.
Ugh, before you get into that argument can we just be clear that any significant research on human psychology is unlikely to be coming out of a tin pot university like UCLAN. Plus as I said the overall point of that research was dumb as it doesn't take a scientist to work out that not all small men have an inferiority complex and the idea that they do is a stereotype.
Yes, but I'm not talking about UCLAN, I'm talking about psychology as a science, as Asherian doesn't seem to understand its importance.
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2011/01/28 04:23:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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JohnHwangDD wrote:Melissia wrote:facepalm.jpg
What?
You don't want us to raise the toilet seat when we pee?
OK, we can stop doing that, but you're not going to like it...
No, the facepalm wasn't from that, so much as from you categorically insulting half of the population. It really should be no surprise that misogyny is something I would react negatively to...
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2011/01/28 05:23:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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But GLaDOS is an equal oppertunity killer! And she hates the main female character of the game!
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/28 06:28:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Focused Fire Warrior
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Boobies, they just.... oh man!!!
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2011/01/28 08:31:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:JohnHwangDD wrote:Melissia wrote:facepalm.jpg
What?
You don't want us to raise the toilet seat when we pee?
OK, we can stop doing that, but you're not going to like it...
No, the facepalm wasn't from that, so much as from you categorically insulting half of the population. It really should be no surprise that misogyny is something I would react negatively to...
Half? 52%, IIRC. 
If you actually took that as some sort of actual insult against women, I apologize. It should have been taken as a mere summary of things which I found funny and amusing (but with a grain of truth). I apologize. 
That said, if I were to pee in your toilet without raising the seat, I suspect you're react negatively to that, too.
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2011/01/28 09:57:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't think it's doing it as much as leaving it there afterwards.
When I come to take a number 2 and I have to put the seat down, it's an extra second or two that I could've spent mentally preparing myself for the feeling of warm arse hitting cold toilet seat!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/28 10:09:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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whatwhat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:whatwhat wrote:See and I thought terms like Small Man Syndrome or Small Penis Syndrome were just an askew way of labelling someone who has an inferiority complex. Yet some idiots at the University of Central Lancashire still found the need to prove it's literal conotations weren't true. Is it just me or do most scientists just seem to waste time for a living.
Thats the ones that study human pyschology. The real scientists are the Earth Science people, which include astronomers, geologists, geographers, chemists and military scientists.
Who unfortunately tend to be in the minority. Or at least their voice seems so small compared to the others; because the media care more about reporting Profesor Nutcase's study on 'how to make the best tasting sandwich' than they do about covering anything of actual substance, in more than a paragraph on the bottom of page 33.
The reason for that is that these silly-season stories are promoted by PR companies working on behalf of various companies that want a certain story promoted. The scientist is either funded by the company or is merely pleased to have their name promoted for free. But there's a commercial interest somewhere. Actual science goes largely unreported or is presented in a very crude form or worse still whole pieces of work are fished through for certain minor points which are then given excessive attention for the sake of a political point. This is especially the problem with things like GM and climate change.
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2011/01/28 12:49:36
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Regular Dakkanaut
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hardcore feminists. 'nuff said.
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2011/01/28 13:06:57
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Murray wrote:hardcore feminists. 'nuff said.
I lol'ed
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2011/01/28 14:06:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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JohnHwangDD wrote:Melissia wrote:JohnHwangDD wrote:Melissia wrote:facepalm.jpg
What?
You don't want us to raise the toilet seat when we pee?
OK, we can stop doing that, but you're not going to like it...
No, the facepalm wasn't from that, so much as from you categorically insulting half of the population. It really should be no surprise that misogyny is something I would react negatively to...
Half? 52%, IIRC.
If you actually took that as some sort of actual insult against women, I apologize. It should have been taken as a mere summary of things which I found funny and amusing (but with a grain of truth). I apologize.
That said, if I were to pee in your toilet without raising the seat, I suspect you're react negatively to that, too.
That depends on whether or not you're able to aim properly while standing up. Automatically Appended Next Post: chowderhead13 wrote:Murray wrote:hardcore feminists. 'nuff said.
I lol'ed
One thing I don't understand is why men think feminist is an insult...
Feminism = equality between genders, and in order for it to be equal it must apply to both genders, both male and female liberation. That is to say, for example, the law should support the rights of both husband and wife equally in a divorce battle, or both father and mother in a custody battle. "Metrosexuals" IE, somewhat feminine but still straight males, shouldn't be mocked for their behavior, but neither should butch women.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/28 14:33:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There are femenists, then there are femenists.
The more extreme ones, the ones who will berrate a guy for holding the door open for them or asking if they need help carrying anything (even if they would've done so regardless of gender); the ones that will take common courtesy as sexism; are the ones that really boil my blood.
If you're all for equality, fine by me, but there are some that take this 'equality' too far.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/28 14:35:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Actually there are no femenists, there's only feminists.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/28 15:12:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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As long as you know what I meant, I couldn't care less ^_^
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/28 18:45:53
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Murray wrote:hardcore feminists. 'nuff said.
Yeah, but they pee standing up... Automatically Appended Next Post: Melissia wrote:JohnHwangDD wrote:That said, if I were to pee in your toilet without raising the seat, I suspect you're react negatively to that, too.
That depends on whether or not you're able to aim properly while standing up.
That presumes I'd even bother to aim at all...
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2011/01/28 19:01:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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If you don't bother to aim at all, then I suppose you have no right to complain about me bitching you out for getting the toilet so messy
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/28 19:38:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And this is how the downward spiral begins...
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2011/01/28 19:41:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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JohnHwangDD wrote:And this is how the downward spiral begins...
This threads downwards spiral started tens of pages ago.
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2011/01/28 19:42:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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So what, it's too much trouble to aim? Is it too tiny or something?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/28 19:44:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:So what, it's too much trouble to aim? Is it too tiny or something?
Melissia, some men are born marksmen, some use "spray and pray".
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2011/01/28 19:46:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Melissia wrote:So what, it's too much trouble to aim? Is it too tiny or something?
In this age of equality is it to much to expect a female to be able to understand that the seat goes in both directions?
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2011/01/28 19:52:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:So what, it's too much trouble to aim? Is it too tiny or something?
If we're in a passive-aggressive "battle" over the toilet seat, yes, it's much too much trouble to aim. Never had any complaints, but maybe you need more than a beer can to be happy?
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2011/01/28 20:38:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Geeze, so that's what I get for making a joke for once?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/28 20:42:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Geeze, so that's what I get for making a joke for once?
That was a joke?
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2011/01/28 20:43:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:Geeze, so that's what I get for making a joke for once?
That was a joke?
We all thought you were serious! We didn't know your humor module was intact, GLaDOS!
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2011/01/28 20:49:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:Geeze, so that's what I get for making a joke for once?
That was a joke?
We all thought you were serious! We didn't know your humor module was intact, GLaDOS!
I am positive I tore that part off and put it in a fire...
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2011/01/28 20:51:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:Geeze, so that's what I get for making a joke for once?
That was a joke?
You expect me to un-ironically reference someone's penis size?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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