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Jacksonhighlander wrote:
"Can I have your eyes? I'll put them in a jar next to my bed and look at them before I go to bed every night"

I have had a girl tell me this before. Weird.

Yeah, anything that reminds me of Ed Gein is going in the "unattractive" column.

Jacksonhighlander wrote:"You have pretty eyes, give me your babies"

"Can I have your eyes? I'll put them in a jar next to my bed and look at them before I go to bed every night"

Girls really like my eyes apparently.

Post eye pics! Someone will get a kick out of them.

The above reminded me of something that really creeped me out but may not affect everyone:

"I wish I could shrink you down and carry you in my pocket to look at whenever I wanted!"

That's when you give them a picture of yourself and then charge them $50 bucks!

Her: " So... how many men do you think is 'too many' to have slept with at our age?"

Me: "Hmm... I dunno - like, 20? I mean, a girl would have to be a proper slag to have slept with that many blokes by the age of 16...."

Her: *bursts into tears*

Me: "Wow. Awkward."


I was number 20!

Asherian Command wrote:Because, I am Profiler, its a gift, can tell alot from what people do. But not like Criminal minds good. Like
mediacore like I know when someone is angry or sad and has a sad story.

So, you have basic human empathy? I mean, i know this is a wargaming forum, but is it that noteworthy to be able to read body language that reads "I'm angry?"

"My ex-boyfriend and me used to do it like 5 times a day"

"My last boyfriend cheated on me, so I hit him with a bat in my parents kitchen"

Also had a girlfriend who was so jealous that once she destroyed a CD of mine just because I called the girl singer 'hot'

Albatross wrote:Her: " So... how many men do you think is 'too many' to have slept with at our age?"

Me: "Hmm... I dunno - like, 20? I mean, a girl would have to be a proper slag to have slept with that many blokes by the age of 16...."

Her: *bursts into tears*

Me: "Wow. Awkward."


I was number 20!

ZING!

Element206 wrote:"My ex-boyfriend and me used to do it like 5 times a day"

"My last boyfriend cheated on me, so I hit him with a bat in my parents kitchen"

Also had a girlfriend who was so jealous that once she destroyed a CD of mine just because I called the girl singer 'hot'

Im guessing you have a thing for crazy chicks eh? Songs a bit like my sister in law. She can be pretty friggin crazy at times. Once my brother and I were out and decided to stop at a drive through and pick up some burgers. Now on our way down the road he tells me with burger in mouth
him: hey uh.....if Cora asks.....we never ate anything.
me: why? so we ate some food big deal
him: yea but if she even thinks I got something without her she will beat me.......
me:...................................................................
him:..................
me: wait like BEAT you?
him: yea she hit me with a pan full of dinner once because I went out to eat without her.

Polonius wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Because, I am Profiler, its a gift, can tell alot from what people do. But not like Criminal minds good. Like
mediacore like I know when someone is angry or sad and has a sad story.

So, you have basic human empathy? I mean, i know this is a wargaming forum, but is it that noteworthy to be able to read body language that reads "I'm angry?"

Basically And I am called a stalker because of it.

My worst one was an ex, while we were doing it grabs her phone and starts txting, like nobody is in the room!! It was over then and there and then has a go at me for just leaving midway through!

Another one was:
girls txts me - missing you so much....blah all that

I finally get to her house and she barely says a word to me. So I called her on it and then she screams at me for being there.

Element206 wrote:"My ex-boyfriend and me used to do it like 5 times a day"

Either he wasn't good or she's easy to please. Neither is a bad thing in my book

Squig_herder wrote:My worst one was an ex, while we were doing it grabs her phone and starts txting, like nobody is in the room!! It was over then and there and then has a go at me for just leaving midway through!

Another one was:
girls txts me - missing you so much....blah all that

I finally get to her house and she barely says a word to me. So I called her on it and then she screams at me for being there.

Texting in the middle of intimacy?...that's one I've never heard of and I thought I've heard them all.

I have however witnessed the " attachment with no attachment" of text "love",it takes absolutely zero emotional effort to text words across a distance,plenty effort to convey those same emotions when in the actual presence of the Pearson.

You guys reminded me of a motivational poster I'd seen a while back with the "slut" discussion. I won't repost it here, as I'm sure some of the language is non-Dakka-worthy, but it goes something like this:

It's unfair that if a guy brings home a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl beds just two guys in a year, she's a slut
Enlightenment
If a key opens many different locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock can be opened by many different keys, it's just a crappy lock.

tavoittamaton wrote:You guys reminded me of a motivational poster I'd seen a while back with the "slut" discussion. I won't repost it here, as I'm sure some of the language is non-Dakka-worthy, but it goes something like this:

It's unfair that if a guy brings home a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl beds just two guys in a year, she's a slut
Enlightenment
If a key opens many different locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock can be opened by many different keys, it's just a crappy lock.

But..what if the "master key" is simply opening a whole bunch of "crappy locks"?

FITZZ wrote: But..what if the "master key" is simply opening a whole bunch of "crappy locks"?

Ooooh.

Squig_herder wrote:

Another one was:
girls txts me - missing you so much....blah all that

I finally get to her house and she barely says a word to me. So I called her on it and then she screams at me for being there.

Sorry mate that wasn't here. That was one of her friends. One of my friends had a similar thing happen he texts this girl and her friend texts back " I like you alot."
Then he stalks her. For like 3 months then, we tell him it was one of her friends. And he didn't listen.
Just comes to show Female Teenagers from the US are manipulative and will do anything to screw with good people\

This reminds me of one person Barney Stinson from How I met your mother. Wow his advice would be horrible for this thread.

Polonius wrote:

FITZZ wrote: But..what if the "master key" is simply opening a whole bunch of "crappy locks"?

Ooooh.

I think you guys are looking into this a bit too much.

The number one lesson guys needs to learn is not to let themselves get boned. It's just as much a guys fault for falling for it in my book. Yes, we're trained to be gentlemen and all that crap, but at the end of the day she's going to go after what she wants. 90% of the time if the guy had just done that from the get-go he would have had much less heart ache and a definite "no." What bugs me is when they refuse to give a guy a definite no then act like it's a burden to have 5,000,000 guys stalking them :/

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The number one lesson guys needs to learn is not to let themselves get boned. It's just as much a guys fault for falling for it in my book. Yes, we're trained to be gentlemen and all that crap, but at the end of the day she's going to go after what she wants. 90% of the time if the guy had just done that from the get-go he would have had much less heart ache and a definite "no." What bugs me is when they refuse to give a guy a definite no then act like it's a burden to have 5,000,000 guys stalking them :/

I've always chalked up the lack of a definite no to some,note I said some,woman having no idea what they really want,thus attempting to keep "all hands on deck",coupled with a desire to avoid confrontation/conflict.

I myself had always opted for saying " I enjoy your company,and spending time with you...but I'm not attempting to get into a serious relationship" route,and appreciate the same from the females I dealt with,we all knew were we stood and anyone who didn't accept those conditions simply moved on.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:What bugs me is when they refuse to give a guy a definite no then act like it's a burden to have 5,000,000 guys stalking them :/

This I completely agree with (as well as the rest, but that in particular), I've got a friend who does this which I really don't understand and point out to her that it's just easier if she tells them where to go etc.
I think in most of these cases its typically a case of the 'stalked' wanting attention/being the kind that can't stand being single for any amount of time...

Just Dave wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:What bugs me is when they refuse to give a guy a definite no then act like it's a burden to have 5,000,000 guys stalking them :/

This I completely agree with (as well as the rest, but that in particular), I've got a friend who does this which I really don't understand and point out to her that it's just easier if she tells them where to go etc.
I think in most of these cases its typically a case of the 'stalked' wanting attention/being the kind that can't stand being single for any amount of time...

This has happened to me so I can relate. I really hate it when they call you a stalker for repeating the stuff that is on her facebook page. That they themselves wrote. And is basically an entire bio of their life. Thats why I write random crap on facebook. Because I don't want people to know exactly what I am like.

Asherian, by no means trying to judge you or offend you, but you sound a little inexperienced. If I'm right, just take it slow. Find some less-crazies to be with and screw up on and learn your lessons. If you want any specific advice I'm more than willing to help. Most of all, don't just blame the females, because you probably did something creepy to them without knowing it, and that's nothing to be ashamed of. It gets much, much easier.

Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus

KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus

A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat!

FITZZ wrote: But..what if the "master key" is simply opening a whole bunch of "crappy locks"?

Agreed, I imagine a fair amount of self-proclaimed "master keys" are wading in pools of "broken locks"...

Albatross wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus

A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat!

Yea its a bit scary. But at least he would have the open mind set one might need when asking those hard to ask questions

Albatross wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus

A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat!

To be honest that is downright respectable compared to most of the interwebs, also i demand cannerus uses this as his display image

I went on a few dates with this fun chick. She was smart, kinda cute, similar interests and my neihbor, and weirdly i knew her ex husband though never made the connect that they had been married. All was ok till this happened.
I asked her to a movie. The day that we were going out to se the flic, her ex came up and said...
"so you and XXX are going to the movies tonight."
me ... suspiciouse "yes"
him " well, you and she were ging to see Spider but we went and saw that last night"
Me "oh really"
Him " yeah, so tonight we are going to go see The Mighty Wind"
Me perplexed "WE?"
Him " Yeah, i've been a little down latley so she invited me to cheer me up"
I actually went on the date. Yeah i know i am a complete idiot but this was such a weird thing that i figured that if i went through with it it might be interesting. Besides there had to be alogical explanation. There wasnt. I basically bought him popcorn and pink lemonade and then he sat between us. I never saw here again.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Albatross wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus

A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat!

To be honest that is downright respectable compared to most of the interwebs, also i demand cannerus uses this as his display image

Ahahahaaahhaha! That is so ridiculously appropriate!

Lets simplify things: Sex feels very good, its healthy for you, it promotes long life. So why should we not be having as much of it as possible? STD's, unplanned pregnancy, emotional attachment. In my mind if you can eliminate those 3 things then there is nothing wrong with haveing as much sex as I can get as long a a female suits my tastes and I hers.

Now to this whole "slut/lock/double standard stuff"

I believe its safe to say that women have control over weather sexual intercorse actually happens. If a man is offered free sex by an average woman who is STD free, on birth control, and will not call you the next day... you would not say no. A woman will likely say no to a man in this case. Men have to work to get sex. Its the natural order of things and balances us out from falling into a state of hedonism and debochery.

So I say if a woman is throwing around sexual favors its like she is being a bad gate guard. While if a man is gaining sexual favors he is being rewarded for hard work.