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2011/01/04 20:55:33
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Albatross wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Albatross wrote:KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus 
A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat! 
To be honest that is downright respectable compared to most of the interwebs, also i demand cannerus uses this as his display image 
Ahahahaaahhaha! That is so ridiculously appropriate!
Lets be fair, Cannerus all ready held that position. Just now he gets an Aristocat as an Avatar and should be promoted to the Mod team.
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"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/04 20:57:33
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Laughing God wrote:So why should we not be having as much of it as possible? STD's, unplanned pregnancy, emotional attachment. In my mind if you can eliminate those 3 things then there is nothing wrong with haveing as much sex as I can get as long a a female suits my tastes and I hers.
Laughing God wrote:Men have to work to get sex. Its the natural order of things and balances us out from falling into a state of hedonism and debochery. So I say if a woman is throwing around sexual favors its like she is being a bad gate guard.
I'm so confused...
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“Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.” |
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2011/01/04 20:57:51
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cannerus the unbearable, aristocat, moderator of the love forms, agony aunt of the dark depths and surveyor of other such dark depths.
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2011/01/04 21:19:31
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Yes I am new to dating. But not when it comes to other peoples relationships. I am good in that I am unbiased when it comes to emotions! Thank you military camp thats what happens!
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2011/01/04 21:20:31
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Cannerus The Unbearable - I hereby award you the official title of:
'Cannerus The Unbearable: Sex Mod'.
Heartfelt congratulations.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/01/04 21:25:42
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
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That title sounds more like a 'toy'!
Also, you didn't give him his Avatar! *nudge nudge*
I do however support Cannerus' awarding of said title though, congratulations.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/04 21:26:03
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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God who knows around here anymore. Sometimes I see people become mods and my brain does the lolwut thing. But if he DOES become a mod, the sex mod would have to be in the title. If not, I might leave DAKKA
naw I still wouldnt, too much time spent here, and the other sites Ive seen were horrible.
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2011/01/04 21:30:16
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I'm already using him as my IRL personal Sex Mod.
Every time I try to do something fun, he PMs me to tell me I'm not allowed!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/01/04 21:30:45
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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'Cannerus The Unbearable: Sex Mod'. ... , yeah...it does sound like a toy or a really bad porn (like Seventies bushy moustaches and...other things...bad).
But,yes...I like it, 'Cannerus The Unbearable: Sex Mod'. it is.
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2011/01/04 22:05:58
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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FITZZ wrote: 'Cannerus The Unbearable: Sex Mod'. ... , yeah...it does sound like a toy or a really bad porn (like Seventies bushy moustaches and...other things...bad).
But,yes...I like it, 'Cannerus The Unbearable: Sex Mod'. it is.
Hear Hear!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/04 22:08:36
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I agree with that statement
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2011/01/05 01:30:50
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Laughing God wrote:
I believe its safe to say that women have control over weather sexual intercorse actually happens. If a man is offered free sex by an average woman who is STD free, on birth control, and will not call you the next day... you would not say no. A woman will likely say no to a man in this case. Men have to work to get sex. Its the natural order of things and balances us out from falling into a state of hedonism and debochery.
So I say if a woman is throwing around sexual favors its like she is being a bad gate guard. While if a man is gaining sexual favors he is being rewarded for hard work.
2 things you assume that both men and women don't have standards. Usually when you want to have sex with someone, it is with someone who you think is visually (and hopefully socially as well) attractive not just some "average Joe/Jill". Second
this whole idea of men having to work to get sex and women don't, sounds like bull to me I'm pretty sure a woman will try hard get a man interested in her as well. Even then if the guy doesn't find her very attractive, misunderstands her
signals, is not very romantic, etc... these can be some annoying obstacles between him and the girl in question.
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2011/01/05 01:59:19
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wow guys, I'm incredibly honored It's like the real world has finally caught up to my ego. I will bear my title with honor. Now, Dakka, bow to your SEX MOD!
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2011/01/05 05:27:23
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote: I will bear my title with honor. Now, Dakka, open wide for your SEX MOD!
Aw yeah.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/01/05 09:16:21
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Albatross wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote: I will bear my title with honor. Now, Dakka, open wide for your SEX MOD!
Aw yeah.
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Two thumbs up!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/01/05 09:29:38
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Tunneling Trygon
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Should we have a petition to have Cannerus' title made official?
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2011/01/05 10:34:27
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Albatross wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote: I will bear my title with honor. Now, Dakka, open wide for your SEX MOD!
Aw yeah.
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Two thumbs up!
That's what she said...etc. etc. ad nauseum
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/01/05 14:49:56
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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corpsesarefun wrote:Albatross wrote:KingCracker wrote:Holy crap, DAKKA now has a relationship/sex therapist! Nice going there Cannerus
A truly terrifying thought. The guy has the morals of the average alley-cat!
To be honest that is downright respectable compared to most of the interwebs, also i demand cannerus uses this as his display image
I personally think this would be a more appropriate avatar pic for Cannerus. 
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2011/01/05 14:59:49
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Needs moar dudes.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/01/05 15:04:06
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Albatross wrote:Needs moar dudes.
I suppose one could photo shop some in there.
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2011/01/05 15:22:21
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Give the one bending over on the far left a moustache and thicker eyebrows.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/05 15:24:58
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Avatar 720 wrote:Give the one bending over on the far left a moustache and thicker eyebrows.
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2011/01/05 15:36:50
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Araqiel
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''I've just had my womb reinflated'' from a girlfriend of about 4 months who was getting close to 28 at the time a good few years ago (I'm 28 now, she was about 3 years older than me, so shes prob 32ish now).
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2011/01/05 15:44:39
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Avatar 720 wrote:Give the one bending over on the far left a moustache and thicker eyebrows.
How about something like...this?
No offence intended Cannerus. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/01/05 15:56:44
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The one behind the one with the purple thingy on their arm reminds me somewhat of Freddie Mercury at first glance.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/05 16:01:41
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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FITZZ, that is hysterical.
Well played, sir.
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2011/01/05 16:33:41
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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This thread has cheered me up.
Especially Canarous' promotion.
Personally I'm lucky enough not to have any red flags worthy of this thread.
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"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
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2011/01/05 16:45:05
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can only imagine this is a red flag:
"Now, you know I love you, right?..."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/05 16:54:24
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Avatar 720 wrote:I can only imagine this is a red flag:
"Now, you know I love you, right?..."
Yes...basically anytime I hear anything along the lines of..
"Now, you know I love you, right?..."
" I think we should talk...."
" I've been thinking alot lately..."
....I just start packing.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/05 16:56:35
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
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lol, that pic isn't terribly far off from the New Year's party I was at Throw a bondage mask on one and we'll have gold.
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