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FITZZ wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:I can only imagine this is a red flag:

"Now, you know I love you, right?..."

Yes...basically anytime I hear anything along the lines of..

"Now, you know I love you, right?..."

" I think we should talk...."

" I've been thinking alot lately..."


....I just start packing.

Whenever I have heard those the girl is normally worried what I would think of a new kind of sexual deviance or is generally just making sure i know they have strong feelings for me Maybe I'm just lucky.

corpsesarefun wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:I can only imagine this is a red flag:

"Now, you know I love you, right?..."

Yes...basically anytime I hear anything along the lines of..

"Now, you know I love you, right?..."

" I think we should talk...."

" I've been thinking alot lately..."


....I just start packing.

Whenever I have heard those the girl is normally worried what I would think of a new kind of sexual deviance or is generally just making sure i know they have strong feelings for me Maybe I'm just lucky.

Indeed you are lucky,for myself 9 out of 10 times when I hear that,it indicates that the following conversation will basically be " Let me tell YOU,something I noticed about YOU,that YOU may not know about YOU,but it's clearly something YOU need to change about YOU."

FITZZ wrote:
Indeed you are lucky,for myself 9 out of 10 times when I hear that,it indicates that the following conversation will basically be " Let me tell YOU,something I noticed about YOU,that YOU may not know about YOU,but it's clearly something YOU need to change about YOU."

Lord, or you get the call right before you go into work/a test you're stressed about/a job interview and they say "Hey, we need to talk later. K, bye" and you're left that entire time to wonder One thing I will never miss.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
Indeed you are lucky,for myself 9 out of 10 times when I hear that,it indicates that the following conversation will basically be " Let me tell YOU,something I noticed about YOU,that YOU may not know about YOU,but it's clearly something YOU need to change about YOU."

Lord, or you get the call right before you go into work/a test you're stressed about/a job interview and they say "Hey, we need to talk later. K, bye" and you're left that entire time to wonder One thing I will never miss.

Amen to that.

My current Missus and myself have an agreement that they're are to be absolutely NO " We need to talk." calls before work.
Fortunately...we don't have that many " We need to talk " moments.

Shoot I must be really lucky then. My "we need to talk" moments are more like "hey we need to talk, your drinking WAY to much milk, cut back" Which is almost as bad for me...........need milk......................... Ive done the gallon challenge in like 5 minutes before, its easy AND delicious

"We need to talk" shall henceforth be known as "need weed to talk."

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:lol, that pic isn't terribly far off from the New Year's party I was at Throw a bondage mask on one and we'll have gold.

Further Information...

Asherian Command wrote:My Question for everyone on dakkadakka is. Why is it that girls call you creepy? When you say everything that is on the facebook account and you then say. "Please remove that information it could do more harm than good. I don't need to know the story of your life before we start to date."

Why do people call me creepy?

Because, if there is one thing I know about myself, I don't give a damn about ANYTHING, unless I actually do give a damn about it, and then I persue it with 110% of my power. When I was writing papers, I would basically be handing in stuff that was C+ at best, but when the teacher assigned us to write a paper about something I cared about, I always topped the class in everything, spelling, punctuation, all that jazz. I was made fun of all my high school life simply because I have brown hair and glasses (Harry Potter LOL! ), but that never bothered me, but the moment someone pissed me off enough that I actually did get mad.... Lets just say that nobody was interested in messing with me, not even the teachers at the time.

Now, apply that same trait to women. I don't give a damn about any of them, except the few who catch my eye. I be nice to them, I help them more than other people, and generally talk to them more than most. Fortunately, this seems to get noticed by them, and unfortunately never in a good way.

Once you give up on woman, life becomes easier! One less thing to worry about.

Happygrunt wrote:Once you give up on woman, life becomes easier! One less thing to worry about.

That's for quitters

"if you play your cards right, I'll get your name and a barcode tattooed above my P****" - said to me about a week ago, red flag? you decide.

Slarg232 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:Once you give up on woman, life becomes easier! One less thing to worry about.

That's for quitters

That's also for those who think things through!

(As I have said before, I had a bad time on my first couple of runs, so I am biased. I know there is someone for me, but they seem to be hiding)


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Brother Heinrich wrote:"if you play your cards right, I'll get your name and a barcode tattooed above my P****" - said to me about a week ago, red flag? you decide.

That's a green flag. For the race. Of you running from her. It starts now.

Brother Heinrich wrote:"if you play your cards right, I'll get your name and a barcode tattooed above my P****" - said to me about a week ago, red flag? you decide.

Yeah, to me, that's not particularly attractive. Call me old fashioned.

Happygrunt wrote:Once you give up on woman, life becomes easier! One less thing to worry about.

That might work for you, but I'm not attracted to men.

No judgment though!

Brother Heinrich wrote:"if you play your cards right, I'll get your name and a barcode tattooed above my P****" - said to me about a week ago, red flag? you decide.

That could stand for one of 2 possible sexual words containing 5 letters and beginning with 'P'.

One of them is a bit of a red flag; the other... you couldn't get much of a larger red flag if you tried.

Anything that mentions Madden in a non-ironic bent.

God you have way to many of those damn army guys laying around the house...

Avatar 720 wrote:

Brother Heinrich wrote:"if you play your cards right, I'll get your name and a barcode tattooed above my P****" - said to me about a week ago, red flag? you decide.

That could stand for one of 2 possible sexual words containing 5 letters and beginning with 'P'.

One of them is a bit of a red flag; the other... you couldn't get much of a larger red flag if you tried.

Yes i was quite confused there for a second..... General Ackbar and all that....

Well if a girl did say that to me (the other word starting with "Pu") i would take that as an awesome joke.

yeah i'm still on the run from that one, psycho of the highest caliber

Run as fast as you can. For all that is holy, ensure you don't have that crazy girl after you or else she will want to become your future ex-wife.

I have no psycho ex's, and no ex i believe might stalk me online at any point and dig up any forum posts with my nickname...

Huh. You share a similar name to someone I know. I'll ignore it.
Anyway. Run as fast as you can.