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Howard A Treesong wrote:

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

Nothing wrong with that.

I'd even say it seems quite right to me

Hyenajoe wrote:

Howard A Treesong wrote:

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

Nothing wrong with that.

I'd even say it seems quite right to me

Mwhahahahaha
'You have been a very bad girl'.
'I will act as christs purifying vessel....'

Polonius wrote:I dated a woman who told me that she didn't look at porn when she masturbated, but rather looked at pictures and videos of women giving birth. Because, she said, "I like to see women in pain."

After we broke up, she told me that the reason we didnt' have more sex was because she had taken up martial arts, and since sex and violence were so linked to her, she didn't to sleep with me.

Firstly, give me her number
Secondly, you should of just told her you can take a hit.

Being at a birthday dinner with some freinds, and being told that someone fancies me, and then hearing one of the people saying "she's okay".

It turns out she wasn't saying "she's okay", but "she's a K", refering to bra size...

Man, some excellent stories in here. I have a finely honed "up her own arse" sense, so I tend to avoid conversations with a lot of that type of woman. One thing that I dislike hearing is "You should tell me what to do more", and not in a sexual context. Woman, get your life in order, I'm not your dad.

Another conversation:
Her: "I'm worried about going on this holiday because I'll look fat in my bikini."
Me: "Hmmm, I think you'd look attractive, but if you're worried about being fat, maybe you should eat less and exercise more."
Her: "I'M HAPPY WITH WHO I AM, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"
Me (Thinking): Wait, happy, but worried, but...what? What? Argh!

One of my ex girlfriends was a lovely girl, but she was scared to introduce me to her parents after two years of going out, including living together for a long period.

Da Boss wrote:Man, some excellent stories in here. I have a finely honed "up her own arse" sense, so I tend to avoid conversations with a lot of that type of woman. One thing that I dislike hearing is "You should tell me what to do more", and not in a sexual context. Woman, get your life in order, I'm not your dad.

Another conversation:
Her: "I'm worried about going on this holiday because I'll look fat in my bikini."
Me: "Hmmm, I think you'd look attractive, but if you're worried about being fat, maybe you should eat less and exercise more."
Her: "I'M HAPPY WITH WHO I AM, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"
Me (Thinking): Wait, happy, but worried, but...what? What? Argh!

One of my ex girlfriends was a lovely girl, but she was scared to introduce me to her parents after two years of going out, including living together for a long period.

Just pointing out where you may have gone wrong here.

Perfectly logical advice! I thought she looked fine, but if she thought she was overweight then the answer was...eat less and exercise more!

Heh heh. I have very little patience for the whole "wah I'm so fat" routine.

Hey women are women. Ive honestly never met a woman that really thought they were thin/attractive/fit enough. And Ive dated just about every type of woman out there

Da Boss wrote:Perfectly logical advice! I thought she looked fine, but if she thought she was overweight then the answer was...eat less and exercise more!

Heh heh. I have very little patience for the whole "wah I'm so fat" routine.

Then stop it instead of provoking it.

It's actually not logical. A person asking that question probably knows how to lose weight, so offering them information they already have was not helpful.

The logical response depends on what your goal is. You can simply validate them by saying they look gorgeous, or you can simply tell them that they can wear what they want.

But women have body issues. It's just part of the package. The only way to really stop it is to bring up your own. A friend of mine with a skinny girlfriend and a healthy gut of his own got sick of her bitching about being fat, so he told her that when she says that, he feels worse about his own body. That shut her up...

Hah, I like it. Good point, Polonius.
I'm underweight myself (actually was properly malnourished during undergrad, with the result that my poor teef got demineralised and are now slightly yellowed) and I suppose I have a pretty good metabolism, so I get easily frustrated with excessive whinging about weight.
It's part and parcel of being attracted to girls that aren't up their own arses though- if they thought they were hot gak I'd probably think they were idiots.

"I'm sort of Bi-ish"

But that wasn't really a bad thing at all.

rubiksnoob wrote:"I'm sort of Bi-ish"

But that wasn't really a bad thing at all.

Bi-ish? "I like both genders... kinda, sorta, not." O.O

God, there's too many, and I think I've heard more in this thread that I'd care to admit. "I love you" after the first week was always a warning sign. The other one that still leaves me feeling unsettled is, "You should hit me. I deserve it."

And the latter of the two was one of the more "well adjusted" of my girlfriends. You'd think I try to pick up women just outside of psychiatric wards.

loranafaeriequeen wrote:I went on a date with this guy and at dinner he starts a conversation with

"Have you ever been in trouble with the law?"
"No, have you?" I asked.

He proceeded to tell me about his probation and how he'd robbed 10 houses and stolen tv's.

this is why I have little faith in internet dating >_>

(un)fortunately I never had a weird thing said to me before....probably cause I say them first

daedalus wrote:"You should hit me. I deserve it."

You just brought back some memories! I've also gotten "If we're arguing and I won't shut up, call me a bitch. It's the only thing that works." Yeah, not worth it.

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

Do want

I think we can all agree there's a big difference between someone with a fetish or healthy curiosity and someone who is screwed up emotionally.

I don't get this thread.

Samus_aran115 wrote:I don't get this thread.

Don't date this one!

Well, there was that time my ex-missus said I wasn't going to get my afternoon delight, because she'd fallen to the communists that morning.


That's a literal red flag.

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

/Runsatoward

Apparently hanging up misteltoe above you doesn't make what you do any less illegal =/

Mr Mystery wrote:Well, there was that time my ex-missus said I wasn't going to get my afternoon delight, because she'd fallen to the communists that morning.


That's a literal red flag.

Woah, is that an Aunt Flow euphemism?

I have to write that one down!

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

If a close personal friend of mine had told me they had had this opportunity and turned it down, in person, I would slap the piss out of them.

/blood oath

So first, I found this:

http://www.gregology.net/Reference/Menstruationary

Funny! And the communist in the summer house reference is there!

But then, I found this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/top-euphemisms-for-menstruation,7206/

And I lol'd and lol'd and even lawled.

While its "on topicness" may be tenuous, I really like this blood related article from the Onion. Maybe my favorite they've ever made.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bloodblood-everywhere,2420/

Monster Rain wrote:While its "on topicness" may be tenuous, I really like this blood related article from the Onion. Maybe my favorite they've ever made.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bloodblood-everywhere,2420/

I see what you did thar!

Me here in the United States
Her supposedly in Nigeria but originally from New Jersey
One week after friending me on FB asks if I could send her some money looking at her FB page noticing other males of like stature saying sorry I can't help you and her ignoring them afterwords tells me something SCAM!!!

Not as naughty as other things but you know

Amaya wrote:Ugh, I actually knew a chick who was really, really into getting tied up. She actually described how she wanted to be tied up while in a Catholic schoolgirl get up. /runsaway

I completely fine if a girl said that too me. XD. Who would not be up to that?

I remember sister from RVB. When Sister Said. "Hell why would I want to be known as the girl who got 10 abortions."
XD