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2010/12/29 01:35:49
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Stormin' Stompa
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So no response to mine?
It IS a true thing that was said to me...
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2010/12/29 01:54:21
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Walk up to a hot girl at the bar... start up some small talk...
things are going great....
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm in the Army.
Girl: Really? That's pretty bad ass. What rank are you?
Me: Corporal
Girl: Sweet. That means you make what, $1000 a month. Plus if you live off post your BAH is around $800... right?
Me: Um.... yeah. Oh hey look at the time....
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2010/12/29 02:19:06
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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"You wife now Kyushu one week, deshou?" - This statement sends this Iron Hippy to Def-con 5 instantly.
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2010/12/29 02:19:57
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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jp400 wrote:Walk up to a hot girl at the bar... start up some small talk...
things are going great....
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm in the Army.
Girl: Really? That's pretty bad ass. What rank are you?
Me: Corporal
Girl: Sweet. That means you make what, $1000 a month. Plus if you live off post your BAH is around $800... right?
Me: Um.... yeah. Oh hey look at the time....
As a general rule of thumb,anytime I met a woman and they started to discuss money (especially mine) in the first few months, I hauled stakes.
How much I make is none of your business...now eat your Cheese burger and look pretty. 
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I am Red/Black
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2010/12/29 05:44:18
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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"Felsi, why the hell is my shoe INSIDE OUT?"
"Because it's funny as all hell"
SLAP!
Ah, why does most of my conversations with women end with a slap or non-communication?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/12/29 05:55:51
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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"I can never find the right guy"
She is either not looking or has found the wrong guy multiple times. I usually surmise the latter. Thus making her an overly emtional (imagine that, a woman that is overly emotional ) basketcase.
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1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
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2010/12/29 05:58:28
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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"You look kind of like one of my exes, who used to do heroin."
- My first girlfriend; I was 17, she 15. Gotta love the U-District in Seattle, circa 1992.
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
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2010/12/29 06:00:39
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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To be fair though, everyone in Seattle circa 1992 did heroin.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/29 06:03:32
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Monster Rain wrote:To be fair though, everyone in Seattle circa 1992 did heroin.
...and saw sounds.
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2010/12/29 06:05:38
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I've seen sounds before.
I think everyone should, at least once.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/29 06:08:21
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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"okay, but i'm already pregnant so you won't be needing that"
Didn't mean i was going to pass it up 
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/12/29 06:14:12
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Mukkin'About wrote:"okay, but i'm already pregnant so you won't be needing that"
Didn't mean i was going to pass it up
Of course not. We aren't Communists.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/29 06:28:18
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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i don't even think a communist would pass that up
but did i stick around? hell no
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/12/29 07:41:52
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Calculating Commissar
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Mannahnin wrote:"You look kind of like one of my exes, who used to do heroin."
- My first girlfriend; I was 17, she 15. Gotta love the U-District in Seattle, circa 1992.
PSST. IT STILL SUCKS! Automatically Appended Next Post: Khornholio wrote:"You wife now Kyushu one week, deshou?" - This statement sends this Iron Hippy to Def-con 5 instantly.
Can you translate for the modern ignorant American?
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2010/12/29 08:29:23
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Happygrunt wrote:Mannahnin wrote:"You look kind of like one of my exes, who used to do heroin."
- My first girlfriend; I was 17, she 15. Gotta love the U-District in Seattle, circa 1992.
PSST. IT STILL SUCKS!
I actually really enjoyed the 'Ave. Some cool comic and coffee shops, and the Neptune was awesome. Saw The Hunger there. It was a double-feature with Nosferatu, but I left before the latter.
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
Maelstrom's Edge! |
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2010/12/29 09:14:04
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Automatically Appended Next Post:
Khornholio wrote:"You wife now Kyushu one week, deshou?" - This statement sends this Iron Hippy to Def-con 5 instantly.
Can you translate for the modern ignorant American?
"your wife is in kyushu for a week, isn't that true?"
unless i'm missing something, kyushu is an area of japan.. and this chick is trying to get some extra-marital activity out of him
There fixed it for ya
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/12/29 09:31:04
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Extra-martial activity? She wants to fight?
Or Extra-marital (that transposition makes a big difference)?
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2010/12/29 09:33:20
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Extra-martial activity would be interesting to watch. HI-YA!
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/12/29 09:49:15
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Bryan Ansell
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Ahem, 12 years ago and this still haunts me.....
'No one can please me, I am numb down there, I have no clit'.
Same girl as she stalked my landlord and I told her to cool her jets...
'I'LL CUT YOUR FREKKIN BALLS OFF OFF AND SHRED YOU!'
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2010/12/29 11:05:45
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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nice to see the dakka folk have also mixed with some questionable(ahem) awesome ladies.
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2010/12/29 11:14:26
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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"I think I love you."
Said three hours after a first date...
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2010/12/29 11:25:41
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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From a girl that I'd been seeing for about 3 years...
"[insert douchebag from work's name here] went to Germany a few years ago on a company trip. He said it was really beautiful."
"Hey we should take some German classes together"
"I dropped by this little German folk music festival last night, it was really fun"
"[insert same douchebag's name here] has the same guitar you do"
...A couple of weeks later I was single and she was seeing said douchebag.
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++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die. ++
Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless.
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2010/12/29 13:18:10
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Honey, I don't know how to tell you this... But I'm Preggo."
"Yay!!!"
"But it's not yours..."
"YAY!!!!!!!"
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2010/12/29 13:33:03
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I <3 this thread
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2010/12/29 15:05:51
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When I was 16 I heard this one
her: Aww your still a virgin?
me: yea why?
her: Well that doesnt matter I havnt slept with to many guys, I only had 1 three some.......... and only 1 of them was black
Hows that one?
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2010/12/29 15:20:26
Subject: Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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This thread has made my day.
..Although it doesn't give me much hope for the ones to come.. 
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2010/12/29 15:24:20
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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KingCracker wrote:When I was 16 I heard this one
her: Aww your still a virgin?
me: yea why?
her: Well that doesnt matter I havnt slept with to many guys, I only had 1 three some.......... and only 1 of them was black
Hows that one?
thread winner.
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2010/12/29 17:15:45
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Stormin' Stompa
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Brother Heinrich wrote:KingCracker wrote:When I was 16 I heard this one
her: Aww your still a virgin?
me: yea why?
her: Well that doesnt matter I havnt slept with to many guys, I only had 1 three some.......... and only 1 of them was black
Hows that one?
thread winner.
+1
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2010/12/29 17:19:15
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Brother Heinrich wrote:KingCracker wrote:When I was 16 I heard this one
her: Aww your still a virgin?
me: yea why?
her: Well that doesnt matter I havnt slept with to many guys, I only had 1 three some.......... and only 1 of them was black
Hows that one?
thread winner.
lulz were had...by ME! Good one.
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2010/12/29 17:24:26
Subject: Re:Things said by the opposite (or same if u like) sex that were RED FLAGS.
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Crazed Wardancer
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I have a friend who told a guy that she was interested in dating all about the baby blankets and pillows she was already making for her future children. I thought that was a pretty weird thing to do.
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