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I have all kinds of vets, Melta, plasam, flamers, and even GL vets!

GL stands for good luck???

shasolenzabi wrote:The came Stone, aka "Chef" due to the ability to make good meals in the field, and nail a tank square on with his melta, he still fit the uniform of the elite air drop unit that had been destroyed in a landing mishap and Vasily had snapped him back into a fighting soldier..
what, did he cook food with the meltagun? ^^
The came "Rat" the one who loved the long coat and fur lined headgear of Khadrovias ice forces, another who excelled at Melta use.
he's gotta have wooly mittens...
The third melta gunner of the team, a man with many scars they liked to name " Ogre" because he was the largest of the team and some would swear he would carry two meltas if he were allowed to!
please model him with two meltas...in the rules count him as having one...
The men were in decent spirits,
and so they drank spirits!
Rat, you should have been a club comic, not a soldier.
seeing as how he's the funny one, can you please model him with some witty quip on his melta or something like that?

GL=Grenade Launcher, a very versatile weapon that can hit on the move, and make the choice between Krak or Frag grenades! affectionately known in some circles as the "Easter Egg delivery system!"

lol...eater egg deliver system...

by the way... thought a bit of some orginazations from your people...

what about H.U.R.T.
heretic
unit for
rescue by
torture...

vik

Shrike: He has been known to do a quick flash cook once in a while at lowest setting. But he has a huge back pack full of his cooking gear!

LOL! All Khadrovians have black gloves.

I need to find that extra melta now!

I could paint something on that!

They do have a Vodka marker with them.

Vik: Nice one! now I may have to make a armored van, or paint one of the Claymores with those markings!

painted in blood?^^

Joke in blood? But what color? blue for tau, red for traitors? or some fancy color for Eldar?

Viktor von Domm wrote:lol...eater egg deliver system...

by the way... thought a bit of some orginazations from your people...

what about H.U.R.T.
heretic
unit for
rescue by
torture...

vik

THANKS
Tank
Hunters
And
Non-
Khadrovian
Services...

AKA tank hunters and off-systemers, AKA tank hunters and inquisitors.

like bam bam thank you mam...

lol

but good abbreviation^^

guess using blood would always look a bit choasy anyways...

Viktor von Domm wrote:like bam bam thank you mam...

lol

but good abbreviation^^

pull your mind out of the gutter...uugh...vik i thought you up til now a gentleman... seems i have to reconsider...
I'll do the honours- "I see what you did there." ^^

gentle in the sense of nice wasn´t my intention in life... i live in a world of black and whites...figurativly speaking...

Time for rest, more fictiony goodness tomorrow!

Viktor von Domm wrote:gentle in the sense of nice wasn´t my intention in life... i live in a world of black and whites...

black and whites? No mixed race? It is a slight hint away from racism then^^ and we cant have that...
You can do the honours this time...^^

ah the padawan has learned his lesson so it seems...^^

I am ready, master...
I will train others as you have trained me...

*nods*
now be a good padawan and get on with your training...

yesth masthtah...

I am known amongst my group as "the igor". Just because I always say they always get me to do stuff, and I always reply with "yesth masthtah" and doing that wierd walk off to do whatever they told me to do in a suitably stereotypical way.

always nice to see who´s relyable^^

if it weren´t for the eyes, id say it is the spitting image of your avatar...^^

Vasily and bottle walked into the med bay, where he saw Ogre and Rostov talking already, he chatted up a nurse until they looked like he could go in once their private chat was over, He wound up with a dinner meeting with the nurse for that evening.

Ogre stood up from the talk with Rostov, Vasily now went over, and "Rostov! I figured that you'd like a bit of the celebrations as you couldn't hit the ready room like the rest of us." he poured some of the vodka into a cup, but was stopped by Rostov, "Just hand me the bottle boss, it's not my drinking arm that got busted!" and with that, he took the bottle from Vasily, taking a healthy chug of the stuff before letting it go back for a drink by his sargeant.

"Hey, careful, I have no idea what that stuff and the drugs they have you on will do" Vasily warned, taking a pull from the bottle, then Ogre took a pull.

"Hopefully you'll be back to fighting capable in two days as that is what we got handed for some time off since we did so much tank wreckage for the army." Vasily said.
"A whole two days? amazing!" Rostov said amazed that they had earned a "weekender" for their valorous service. "I just wonder when they will hand another medal that they will be forced to take away from us after we pull another stunt?" Rostov said, Ogre nearly choked on the vodka. "Yeah." he managed.

Vasily shrugged, "What does it matter? they know our team is the best, so what if we have some odd idiosyncracies?" to which Rostov replied, "You mean like our raids for the good stuff like the vodka and amasec stashes of the officers, or the "Chef specials" we get that are against regs?" Ogre shook his head to that.

"Amongst other things." Vasily said taking the bottle from Ogre before he drank it all. "Look, I also happen to be able to chat up the Kommissar, just enough to keep our backs out of too much trouble, just keep things calm while you are here, best if Ogre heads back to the ready room and let you get some rest so you heal faster." and then he put the bottle on the stand next to Rostov.

As he started to walk away, "Ogre, to the ready room, I have a date with that red head who is no free from watching over you!" he grinned.

Rostov rolled his eye, "Great, that means the ugly nurse is on next, bozhe moi!" Ogre laughed as well and the med bay was a mirthful place for a short while. "C'mon Ogre, we have plenty more vodka where that came from!" Vasily said as they left the Med bay and headed down the hall.
"Gotta give him time to rest, and her time to get ready for dinner date."

As they were headed down the hallway, the Kommissar was just leaving another units' quarters, she did not look happy.

Viktor von Domm wrote:always nice to see who´s relyable^^

if it weren´t for the eyes, id say it is the spitting image of your avatar...^^

ah, never noticed that...
I wish I could bulge my eyes like ol' marty...

nice read...so you have in fact a female commissar?...well there is bound to be a big story about this...one way or the other^^

Yep, female commissars abound. Their attention to details are scary!

nice read there...
kind of a "to be continued" ending...

Vik will tell you, I like to leave folks hanging, and begging for more!

hey shazo , just read your last installment, will have to catch up on the beginning asap,

No worries. I may be adding more to it today. depends on which way I want to take the story.

when you're done ou should put this in an article together...

I will do so!