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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Found this in my documents, can't remember if i added it before.
[Thumb - popeeth.jpg]


Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  
   
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor





Utah



CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted), Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)

 
   
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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@Cheese Elemental

The 1st vid was good... the Tau/Necron stuff sucked though... the orks WAAAGH!!! was funny and the Chaos laugh made me laugh

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A Skull at the Throne of Khorne





Shaman wrote:

Hah, I know the guy who drew this.
Awesome.
   
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






Ah...the classic DOW get a mac video....good times...
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Japan

shadowice558 wrote:
im pretty sure mods could find a hundred ways to ban you for linking to 4chan here.

but apart from that... seriously... your that new to the internets that you linked to the fastest moving site on the net thinking the image would stay around...

never occured to you to...i dunno, save it and use photobucket?
if i hadn't already used my ultimate face palm here in the last week i would do it now.


Why so hateful?...I thought it was funny

Anyway show me where in the forum rules that I would be banned for such a post?

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As if on cue, you hear two people singing from the stairwell, and the door is opened and a pair of very smelly, very dirty guardsmen stumble in, completely drunk, and covered in vomit, and immediately collapse unconsious on the porch. You drag them to their beds, realising that they will not be waking up for some time.  
   
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Red9 wrote:Why so hateful?...I thought it was funny

Anyway show me where in the forum rules that I would be banned for such a post?
It's not a forum rule, it is a General rule of Life, The Universe and Everything.

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Japan

Ah...furgif meh intarnettz, fur Ah haf sinnd. Hale lucatz ful ov lulz....

As if on cue, you hear two people singing from the stairwell, and the door is opened and a pair of very smelly, very dirty guardsmen stumble in, completely drunk, and covered in vomit, and immediately collapse unconsious on the porch. You drag them to their beds, realising that they will not be waking up for some time.  
   
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Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

well regardless of whether you thought it was funny or not.

5 minutes after you posted it it was gone.



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Japan

Sorry, shawodice558 i forgot that the internet was serious business. I won't post anymore just for you. lol

As if on cue, you hear two people singing from the stairwell, and the door is opened and a pair of very smelly, very dirty guardsmen stumble in, completely drunk, and covered in vomit, and immediately collapse unconsious on the porch. You drag them to their beds, realising that they will not be waking up for some time.  
   
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Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

i LOVE having this effect on people!

by next month dakka dakka wont ha-wat...

shawodice?
I MUST PURGE YOU HERETIC!



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sniperjolly wrote:



Looks like he's getting a little frisky with that shell.
   
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In that shadow right behind you...

Gascogne wrote:It would be so awesome if it could become reality.


Hey that was in my Photobucket album

   
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman





Mishawaka, Indiana

I was holding onto these to spring at the appropriate time, but I've given up on that. (Who am I, Tzeentch?)
So here ya go


Chaos Valentines?

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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Who is it that makes those comics?
   
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shawodice?
I MUST PURGE YOU HERETIC!



Thats a new one, usually its shadowrice
Maybe get frazz or someone to change your user and add a space before ice?

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Mishawaka, Indiana

Nurglitch wrote:Who is it that makes those comics?

His 4chan account is Coil10 according to 1d4chan. Although some of the comics are made by a Mr. Culexus

I cant seem to find a complete collection of the comics, or an order to the ones that are listed. Oh well, Here they are anyhow.
(hopefully some language isnt against everything Dakka stands for)

Due to extreme language I'm only going to link these ones for you
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fileranon2.jpg
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fileranon3.jpg






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Hopefully these arent too small to read







Oh and there is presumed lesbian tendencies between Cultist-chan (as she is known) and a Sororita

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Swift Swooping Hawk





Calgary, AB

Some of those are too small to read, could we get an external link?

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Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
 
   
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Most of those are, in fact, beyond the edge of readability.

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I found them on deviantart quite easily

Here's a link

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Arctik_Firangi wrote:Spelling? Well excuse me, I thought we were discussing the rules as written.
Don't worry, I'm a certified speed freek
Know who else are speed freeks? and  
   
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Strider




Sweden

*drawdrawdraws*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/Moonsinger/WOLF.jpg
(yes I made them *whores a bit*) Anything else you want to be drawn for ye grimdark humour? *WHORES!*

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Mishawaka, Indiana

starbomber109 wrote:I found them on deviantart quite easily

Here's a link


Hooray for finding him on Deviantart! I just looked through 1d4chans gallery, so I was a bit confused as to where to look next. (/facepalm)

Thanks for the link, now I can delete those off my photobucket since theyre too small.


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And since I failed so hard, heres these instead. The first is a request done by Mr. Culexus.




And a looted 'Fex!

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shadowice558 wrote:well regardless of whether you thought it was funny or not.

5 minutes after you posted it it was gone.


Now THAT is funny.

Manchu wrote:
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

ShadowRocket wrote:
And a looted 'Fex!

Man Orks can loot anything
LOL

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
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Strider




Sweden

For those who have seen Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann, would understand this. SOME time ago someone on tg had a discussion about putting drills on his dreadnaught. Which evolved into "WE ARE THE MOLE MARINES! WE WILL DRILL THROUGH HEAVEN AND EARTH! TO PIERCE TOMORROW!

And some "MOLE MARINES ARE THE NEW ANGRY MARINES!"

I thought about it and made this. /tg/madness+tablet = profit.
   
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Dayton, Ohio

ShadowRocket wrote:
starbomber109 wrote:I found them on deviantart quite easily

Here's a link


Hooray for finding him on Deviantart! I just looked through 1d4chans gallery, so I was a bit confused as to where to look next. (/facepalm)

Thanks for the link, now I can delete those off my photobucket since theyre too small.


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And since I failed so hard, heres these instead. The first is a request done by Mr. Culexus.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/TravelingShadow/GoldenThrone.jpg


And a looted 'Fex!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/TravelingShadow/LootedCarnifex.jpg


Naw, you didn't fail that hard, most people never look on dA. :3 I only thought too look there because I have a dA account myself, even if I haven't uploaded a drawing in a month (not that I haven't been drawing...my scanner dosn't like my computer is all :/)

And looted fex makes me think of Tyranids gone Orky! I mean, what would that even look like?

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Spelling? Well excuse me, I thought we were discussing the rules as written.
Don't worry, I'm a certified speed freek
Know who else are speed freeks? and  
   
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San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System

Thorheim wrote:For those who have seen Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann, would understand this. SOME time ago someone on tg had a discussion about putting drills on his dreadnaught. Which evolved into "WE ARE THE MOLE MARINES! WE WILL DRILL THROUGH HEAVEN AND EARTH! TO PIERCE TOMORROW!

And some "MOLE MARINES ARE THE NEW ANGRY MARINES!"

I thought about it and made this. /tg/madness+tablet = profit.


FIND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK IT TO THE CURB!!! WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK WE ARE??!!?!?! GIIIIGAAAAA!!!!!!! DRIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! BREAKEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


*shirtless men scream and blow sh*t up*

*yoko's tits start to bounce because of all the manliness going on*

(swoon)

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21-2-1 total.
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Strider




Sweden

*sob*

and to keep this ontopic, here is an angry Marine for you, being angry for angry's sake.

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