Drunkspleen wrote:goddamn, and I had almost forgotten just how unfunny B^Uckley is, why'd you have to go and post CAD

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
THIS MAN APPEARS TO HAVE BREASTS!

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Drunkspleen wrote:goddamn, and I had almost forgotten just how unfunny B^Uckley is, why'd you have to go and post CAD

But you're forgetting just how funny CAD can be!

Scottywan82 wrote:Please tell me you're kidding. I just about slit my own wrists after reading that story line. It's the chief reason I no longer read CAD.

ultramarine1 wrote:

Howard A Treesong wrote:I came across something the other day that'll I'll reproduce here incase the Collegehumor site isn't safe enough for everyone...




Build Your Own "Huey Hog" Model Chopper
by Derek Walborn June 16, 2007



Nothing is quite as satisfying as building and displaying your own model. Today we will be building 1:48 scale Huey Hog chopper. You will need a modeling knife and plastic cement, as well as the included paints and decals. Let's begin:


1. Cut two halves of helicopter body (fig.1 and fig. 2) from plastic net A.



2. Shave plastic nubs from helicopter blades A, B, C, and D.



3. Glue body halves (fig. 1 and 2) together.



4. Carefully remove plastic support C from body to aid in door assembly.



5. Cut transparent window pieces (fig. 7) from plastic shims.



6. Cement pilot A into seat assembly A. Cement into cockpit of body.



7. Glue door assembly A into appropriate body side. Lines on side should match up.



8. Remove pilot B from shims and cement into seat B and cut off extra plastic. Glue into cockpit assembly.



9. Attach rotor assembly (fig. 5 and 9) to top of body with cement.



10. After securing windows (fig. 11,12,13,14, and 15) to body, cement landing gear to bottom of body.



11. Snap main blade assembly into slot 3 on top of body. If realistic motion is desired, blades need not be glued down. This will allow them to spin freely.



12. Apply decal A as pictured in diagram C.



13. Decorate chopper to your liking using included paints. Suggestions are available on packaging.



14. Congratulations! Your Huey Hog helicopter is now ready for display!

TheCapm wrote:That last one is so true! And I play as orks!


*DUH*

Yarrick

Armageddon. The name of that hellish excuse for a solar system will make any guardsman with a lick of sense shudder. Well my friends, I have a story to tell about Armageddon. Specifically, that men of men, our dear Commissar Yarrick.

It was the first war of Armageddon, in the infamous Hades Hive. That damned greenskin Ugulhard had been pressing us bad, wave after wave of the big, dumb, green brutes had been smashing up against the cathedral my company and Yarrick himself had been holed up in. The Commissar had lost his arm to a stray shot from a big shoota earlier in the day, and just about everyone else had a hole in them somewhere.

Then, just as things were at their bleakest, the man himself strides up to the front line , orders a ceasefire, and then promptly yells into the voxspeaker he had been carrying with him: “WARLORD UGULHARD IS A BLOODY STUPID EXCUSE FOR AN ORK AND THAT A LOUSY GRETCHIN COULD BEAT HIM IN A SQUIG EATING MATCH!”
For a moment, there was nothing but shocked silence as the Orks stopped dead in their tracks and stared dumbly at Yarrick. The quiet was broken by the loudest voice I had ever heard roaring “WOT SON OF A STINKIN’ GROT LICKIN’ ‘ARF BRAINED FRAGGIN’ GIT SED DAT!?”. Orks began flying through the air and the largest Nob I had ever seen emerged from the masses towards the edge of the mob. Without batting an eyelid, Yarrick pointed to the poor guardsman on his left and said plainly, “He did.” Ugulhard let out a deafening cry of “WAAAGH!” rushed up to the unfortunate sap and began strangling him with his huge hands. The Commissar, still completely calm, unsheathed his chainsword and neatly lopped off the preoccupied Warlord’s head. The rest of the Orks were dumbfounded for a moment more, then turned around and wandered out of the Hive, mumbling things like “..dat’s one ‘ard ‘umie…”, and “..never loiked dat git Ugulhard anywayz..”

After the battle, I started hearing a story from people outside my company about how Yarrick had faced down Ugulhard one on one, losing his arm but cutting off the Warlord’s head and fighting off the rest of the Orks alone using his own Power Klaw. I wouldn’t be surprised if Yarrick himself was the one who started that rumor.

Mattlov wrote:

TheCapm wrote:That last one is so true! And I play as orks!


*DUH*

I rarely have a problem with my Tyranids. Tau are the only army I seem to beat consistently with them.