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2009/01/28 21:54:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Don't get your political underoos in a bunch.
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2009/01/28 22:03:06
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Been Around the Block
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rofl, that last one was hilarious. Too bad you couldn't actually attach the audio to that one, would have been so much funnier
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2009/01/29 02:36:54
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sneaky Kommando
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lol, what does that have to do with miniatures?
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2009/01/29 03:30:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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It's taking an overused slogan and mixing it with one of those "Thought for the day" messages found all over 40k books.
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2009/01/29 04:47:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Rampaging Carnifex
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Its also one of the phrases that the Space Marine Librarian spouts in Dawn of War.
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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2009/01/29 05:38:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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There is no post here.
There is no meaning,
No message.
There is only text.
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This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2009/02/01 16:04:24
It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/01/29 13:09:04
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sneaky Kommando
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Oh my goodness! That's hilarious, It's square box! Wait, where is it exactly?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/29 16:57:37
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2009/01/31 23:29:43
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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jamunition wrote:Why... oh why would you desecrate marinis calgar
Rymafyr wrote:That's the best Marneus Calgar ever....Does anyone else ever think, "...Calgar, take me away!" or is that too much before everyone's time?
That isn't Marneus Calgar. It is based on the model, but the finished product isn't him. This was from the Codex: Simpsons back in 3rd edition (I believe it was 3rd...).
The Marneus Calgar was actually "Barneus Calgar" and used a sculpt of Barney's head. Dr. Hibbert was the Apothecary, Moe was in there somewhere, and one of the vehicle upgrades was "Speed Holes". That one killed me...
Ghidorah
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2009/02/01 04:07:33
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Man.. I want to run Necron Pirates now..
-Porkuslime
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2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Order of St Ursula (Sisters of Battle): W-2, L-1, T-1
Get of Freki (Space Wolves): W-3, L-1, T-1
Hive Fleet Portentosa (Nids/Stealers): W-6, L-4, T-0
Omega Marines (vanilla Space Marine): W-1, L-6, T-2
Waagh Magshak (Orks): W-4, L-0, T-1
A.V.P.D.W.: W-0, L-2, T-0
www.40korigins.com
bringing 40k Events to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Oh. Ask me for more info! |
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2009/02/01 12:30:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Here is my planned conversion of Marneus Calgar...
Masterwork pie chuckers!
You don't want to get hit by those suckers...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/01 12:31:50
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2009/02/01 21:27:37
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Hmm, needs an upgrade
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009   : 
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2009/02/01 23:39:21
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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God Of Yams wrote:Hmm, needs an upgrade
LOL
Nearly pPerfect.
Although he does now need a snorkel!
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2009/02/01 23:45:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Snivelling Workbot
Canada
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/01 23:48:47
Strength of Iron! Will of Iron!
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2009/02/02 00:15:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Confessor Of Sins
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here is my soon to be lord of change
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2009/02/02 01:19:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Rampaging Carnifex
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Just as planned!
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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2009/02/02 15:17:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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We musen't let this thread die. We just can't.
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2009/02/02 16:04:05
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/02/02 18:21:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/02/03 04:04:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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I'd be in it for the hat, too.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
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2009/02/03 05:35:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Paul Atreides wrote:We musen't let this thread die. We just can't.
Yes Sir!!! If there already up, sorry in advance...
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2009/02/03 12:09:46
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
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This may not be 40k but I still think it's funny:
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2009/02/03 13:32:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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The pumpkin Dreadnought it awesome.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
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2009/02/03 23:53:56
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Well, once there was a black and white space marine on a black and white bike.......
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2009/02/04 00:39:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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ultramarine1 wrote:Well, once there was a black and white space marine on a black and white bike.......
I've never encountered this before, but it seems to keep coming up so I assume it's a joke of some sort, anyone care to explain?
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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2009/02/04 00:50:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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b&w space marine on a b&w bike=worst 40k joke. ever.
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2009/02/04 01:01:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Flashy Flashgitz
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ultramarine1 wrote:b&w space marine on a b&w bike=worst 40k joke. ever.
No joke, you really don't want to know. Probably you can find it on google. Really it's MUCH better as an inside joke. You'll be wanting those 15 minutes back, trust me, It's not funny.
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2009/02/04 01:59:03
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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BigToof wrote:It's not funny.
It is if you're the one telling it.
But that only works in person.
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2009/02/04 02:53:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Dang I want that time wasted back now.
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Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
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2009/02/04 03:18:42
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Poconos, PA
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2009/02/04 03:23:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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My friend actually got to see that pink necron army. Showed me pics of 'em on his cell phone.
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