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Fantastic! That last batch made me smile ear to ear!!!

I want my 5 minutes back :(

The ending would have been worth while if they didn't let the SM marry the captains daughter because they didn't believe he was the Black and white bla bla, because the acid washed off his paint job.

aunshova wrote:I want my 5 minutes back :(

Sure!

aunshova wrote:The ending would have been worth while if they didn't let the SM marry the captains daughter because they didn't believe he was the Black and white bla bla, because the acid washed off his paint job.

That's what I thought was gonna happen.

Just because of the oblique references:

There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.

So he went up to the palace and the guard naturally enquired "Who goes there?", to which he replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?" asked the guard, with a not unconsiderable amount of awe in his voice.

"Yes, I'm *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter," replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage."

The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III."

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass"

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes,*the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike.

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike, can I marry your daughter now?"

"Sure."

if only i had the ability to delete that post

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Ensis Ferrae wrote:if only i had the ability to delete that post

Damn right. That's the worst, oldest, tiredest 40K joke in the world.

Mah brainz they've xploded =>

aunshova wrote:My friend actually got to see that pink necron army. Showed me pics of 'em on his cell phone.

Woooo, cell phone pics. Doesn't anybody use real digicams these days?

Unyuu basically came from Unyaa from the sounds cat make.

But in english where we use meow , then unyuu would be Mew.

so the carnifex is mewing .


Now the pics!

aww love between Chaos and Space marines



*Not sure if serious....

Moving on to more Macha / Taldeer funniness

If anyone seen Ghost in the shell, you have the laughingman + tzeentch



Parody from Ico PS game i think? Farseer Taldeer ( Macha's sister)+ her monkeigh bf Assasin



And then we have from same artist of unyuu fex , the loli tyrant

Moving on to IG , Commisars.

Sisters are strong!



Love conquers fear , love from commisar > bullet in the head! [Fact!]

This may not be 40k but it is random:

My version of platoon, when i saw the duck on 4chan i just had to do it despite my bad photoshop skills




same with :

aunshova wrote:And here's a wall of awesome to keep you busy. I pretty much gutted my 40k folder for this, enjoy.

Why is Geard Butler on the banner?

Because he's loud and angry.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Why is Geard Butler on the banner?

I guess you also missed that the Standard Bearer was sculpted to look like Gerard Butler and have never seen Codex: Angry Marines.

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:This may not be 40k but it is random:

Butt Shots. When you absoluely need to humiliate and scar someone for life.

That would be really scary ^

Anung Un Rama wrote:Because he's loud and angry.

Not to mention those amazing muscles! Self-Depracating Gay Humor: When you absolutely must mess with someone.

I regret to inform you that you have just been the target of G.E.S's patented S.D.G.H jokes.

I also egret to inform you that this was one of my more awkward post, but it should be worth it.

Because it's to much to quote, that stuff is freaking awesome LunaHound. Especially the love between Chaos and Space Marines. More heretical! More annoying! Almost had me fall out of the bloody chair. Where do find all of that? There's some webcomic I've missed?

I love the Angry Marine Command Squad by the one reference I don't get is the guy on the far left with orange hair and blue reflection on his hands and face. I know I'm exposing my ignorance but any help...?

GoFenris wrote:I love the Angry Marine Command Squad by the one reference I don't get is the guy on the far left with orange hair and blue reflection on his hands and face. I know I'm exposing my ignorance but any help...?

Dragon Ball Z reference, IIRC.

Hes goku casting a Kameh hameh ha.

Some that I didn't see in here yet

I swear its like SomethingAwful has set up a beachhead in Dakka for an eventual takeover.

Railguns wrote:I swear its like SomethingAwful has set up a beachhead in Dakka for an eventual takeover.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I'm not a Goon, but I do like some of the things the forums do. Scary prospect though.

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike is AWESOME!!!

How many words could a Wordbearer bear if a Wordbearer could bear words?

and

A nurgling a day keeps the Imperials away and death at bay or so they say...

Have anyone posted the 334 Commandments of the Imperium yet? A little taste:

1. Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first super-human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.

2. Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head.

3. Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on you bike.

4. Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective on the morn.

5. Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude."

6. Orks are not "cute!"

7. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.

8. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."

9. The Chapter Master is not a "drag".

10. Thou shalt not check to see if your bolt pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel!