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chaplaingrabthar wrote:Meh, I prefer frog cake for my amphibious baked goods combination. Turtle Pie is so 4th Edition

IT'S ONE OF GUNTHER'S PLAYTHINGS! We cannot abide to this incursion! Gary Coleman, I summon thee!

Brother and Sisters of the blessed Church of Turtle Pie. I must ask if I have been inducted into the most holy church for my spreading of the word of the mist Holy Turtle Pie.

Always act on spreading the word of Turtle Pie to the non-believers, and you shall be seen as a brother to us for as long as we live, for as long as you live. Act against the heretics, and we shall prevail.

Don't spread it too much though, some people might get enraged. The word is like butter on toast, if you spread too little the taste is non-existent; but if you spread too much, you get gooey toast that tastes funny.

Oh great, now you've gotten me hungry

Yes, Initiate Happy Grunt you are one of us now.

Shrike, how goes the Marneus Calgar Conversion?

Turtle pie and turtle pi are inseparable you can not make a round turtle pie without turtle pi

p.s. if any of you were wondering that's 100,000 digits

youbedead wrote:Turtle pie and turtle pi are inseparable you can not make a round turtle pie without turtle pi

p.s. if any of you were wondering that's 100,000 digits

The essence of The Holy Pie is greater than it's mere circumference, and encompasses more than the world diameter could possibly convey. Your numerical prevarication shows the imbalance of enthusiasm without true wisdom and totally misses the prevalent point of the true Depth that is Turtle Pie ( Meaty, be It's Name).

p.s. no, i wasn't wondering

God Of Yams wrote:

Shrike, how goes the Marneus Calgar Conversion?

Very well brothers!!! I have found and primered a suitable turtle, and now am on a quest to find marneus calgar's right... er... left arm....

When I succeed in my quest, I will create the saddle for this most noble steed.

However, there is one thing that has caused me some unrest: How is it that we can rationalize putting the turtle, a most meaty portion of the omni-dessert, in a subservient position under Calgar? Does it sumbbolize the strength that turtle pie lends us? Or is there some greater truth that yet eludes me?

After wandering in the deepest deserts of despair, I was saved by one whom I believe is destined to serve that which is Turtle Pie,
the two-headed Turtle! Its dual gaze sees into our reality and the immaterium, but its wisdom and strength is such that it is not tempted by the vile whisperings of the Daemons. It beseech the worthies of the Turtle Pie to recognize the two-headed Turtle as the emblem of the Navigators of the Turtle Pie fleets. They will guide the most holy warriors of Turtle Pie to wherever they are most needed, and lead them from danger.

I sense a great and most foul mutation. The presence of this, thing... sets me at unrest. IT may require further examination from the Officio Animalia.

Shrike78 wrote:

God Of Yams wrote:

Shrike, how goes the Marneus Calgar Conversion?

Very well brothers!!! I have found and primered a suitable turtle, and now am on a quest to find marneus calgar's right... er... left arm....

When I succeed in my quest, I will create the saddle for this most noble steed.

However, there is one thing that has caused me some unrest: How is it that we can rationalize putting the turtle, a most meaty portion of the omni-dessert, in a subservient position under Calgar? Does it sumbbolize the strength that turtle pie lends us? Or is there some greater truth that yet eludes me?

It shows that the Turtle is always there to support us with it's great and noble strength.

Shrike78 wrote:However, there is one thing that has caused me some unrest: How is it that we can rationalize putting the turtle, a most meaty portion of the omni-dessert, in a subservient position under Calgar? Does it sumbbolize the strength that turtle pie lends us? Or is there some greater truth that yet eludes me?

I would view it as symbolic of the strength of Turtle Pie being able to support even the Mightiest Heroes of the Adeptus Astartes.

youbedead wrote:Turtle pie and turtle pi are inseparable you can not make a round turtle pie without turtle pi

p.s. if any of you were wondering that's 100,000 digits

Yeah... but only 999,999 were right

And where did this idiotic Internet fad appear from?

It started after I ended up combining turtles with pie, and posting a picture of a box of 'turtle pie,' which is an actual type of pie.

Look out, your sheer intellect with be damaged ever so slightly if you stay.

Pfffrt. I'm a Vic and Bob afficiando.

Your Internet nonsense cannot harm me, for I have heard Mulligan and O'Hare.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Pfffrt. I'm a Vic and Bob afficiando.

Your Internet nonsense cannot harm me, for I have heard Mulligan and O'Hare.

Then stay; ye who is impervious to the harmful effects of the internets, and may ye find solace from the guidance of turtle pie

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Pfffrt. I'm a Vic and Bob afficiando.

Your Internet nonsense cannot harm me, for I have heard Mulligan and O'Hare.

I'm not sure how much of the thread you have seen, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, persist in speaking against the turtle pie at the risk of your own heretical soul!

The Turtle Pie is a foul creation besmirching the goodness and purity of both Daka and baked goods.

Oh, and Vic & bob rock. I always liked the man with a stick.

http://freesamplechexselect.bettycrocker.com/BCChexMix/Default.aspx?source=698

It may not have the required Pie component, but chex mix is so delicious that I thought this offer should be shared. By the way, Mad Dok Grotsnik, yes, this whole Turtle Pie cult is the ultimate absurdity, but then again, we all need to turn our brains off for awhile now and then. You most of all, you're entirely too tightly wound.

Indeed, so tightly wound that he seems to be looking down to talk to us. Off your high horse pal, this is a church

Chex....Mix?! It doesn't contain Turtle, nor does it contain Pie...And are there churches for this *hex mix?

Chex mix is for the people, there is no need for the bureaucracy of an organized church.

Chex Mix...for the people!!!?

Communism in our church is....what is it? Bad thing? Good thing?

Oh my...

No need to be nasty, I'm sure the corporate entity that makes them is all too willing to take our money once they get us addicted with their free samples. I'll report back after I've tried it.

Shrike78 wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Pfffrt. I'm a Vic and Bob afficiando.

Your Internet nonsense cannot harm me, for I have heard Mulligan and O'Hare.

Then stay; ye who is impervious to the harmful effects of the internets, and may ye find solace from the guidance of turtle pie

No need. I am the co-founder of the Holy Church Of Simontology. Keeping the world safe from the Avian Mugging Menace that is Owls.

Mulligan and O'Hare, Vic and Bob afficianado. Pfffrt youngster.

I have been a philosophical follower of the ways of Bob since the 1980s. AKA the cult of the church of the sub-genius.

And before anyone starts there is no conflict between the two because it was the philosiphy of the cult of sub-genius that led me to my contributions and eventual membership in the Church of the Eternal Turtle Pie.

Brothers, I bring news, well more of an update really.

Much earlier in this thread, one of our number reported that he had found this thread on Google by searching for 'Church of the Children of Turtle Pie", the result of which I verified.

I have just conducted the same search again, and lo, not only is this thread the first result, but the quote from the page linked to read thus :

"Armed thusly, none shall come to pass that will harm you"- Shrike78- High Chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle pie ..."

We retain our place in the Respected Tomes of Google, and our Master of Sanctity is also recognised !

Brothers!

The moment I found this I knew I had to share it with you...



Our guardian Mr. T played a bearded lady in a movie!

(edit) Alternatively, I suppose he could be a man in a dress as well.

God Of Yams wrote:Brothers!

The moment I found this I knew I had to share it with you...



Our guardian Mr. T played a bearded lady in a movie!

(edit) Alternatively, I suppose he could be a man in a dress as well.

Hahaha! It looks like your so-called mighty leader is a closet follower of Slaanesh! Praise Chaos!

Mr. T pitys the foo you call Slaneesh for not being as pretty as he is, sucka!

And he likes Turtles and Pie (Aquatic and delicious, respectively)