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2009/04/20 17:58:09
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!  Find the heretic, burn the heretic.
We've found him. Time to fetch the flamethrowers. Your actions are wholly against the Word of Turtle Pie, and as such you will be punished. In Nomini Testitudini!
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2009/04/20 18:38:59
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!
Find the heretic, burn the heretic.
Righteous Zealotry I happily agree with, but this is going TOO far ! Our holy mission is NOT to bring turmoil to Dakka, nor litter the site with useless gak for no reason. We exist as a brotherhood to bring enlightenment to threads that have already ventured far enough off topic to have become pointless, as well as threads which are already pointless in the context of the forum in which they are posted.
Annoying The Benevolent Host and His Revered Mods is NOT in the interests of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie or Dakka, so a spam bombardment is most certainly NOT going to be sanctioned by our brotherhood unless is is upon those who's threads exists only for spam purposes, and even then only to draw the unenlightened into our Church, where they may learn to become productive members of Dakka and the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.
Cheese Elemental, I suggest you reconsider your words, and repent quickly, or I fear you will indeed merit a purging as Our Most Holy Saint suggests.
Brothers, stand ready. We may yet have another in our midst in need of expunging.
Pass me another promethium tank - I feel a burnin' comin' on ! 
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2009/04/21 00:07:15
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Battleship Captain
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Reaper6 wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!
Find the heretic, burn the heretic.
Righteous Zealotry I happily agree with, but this is going TOO far ! Our holy mission is NOT to bring turmoil to Dakka, nor litter the site with useless gak for no reason. We exist as a brotherhood to bring enlightenment to threads that have already ventured far enough off topic to have become pointless, as well as threads which are already pointless in the context of the forum in which they are posted.
Annoying The Benevolent Host and His Revered Mods is NOT in the interests of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie or Dakka, so a spam bombardment is most certainly NOT going to be sanctioned by our brotherhood unless is is upon those who's threads exists only for spam purposes, and even then only to draw the unenlightened into our Church, where they may learn to become productive members of Dakka and the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.
Cheese Elemental, I suggest you reconsider your words, and repent quickly, or I fear you will indeed merit a purging as Our Most Holy Saint suggests.
Brothers, stand ready. We may yet have another in our midst in need of expunging.
Pass me another promethium tank - I feel a burnin' comin' on !
He's mine. Oh, my first purge. I always expected it to be romantic, and not a one night stand. Well, beggers can't be choosers.
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2009/04/21 00:57:37
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Wait, (s)he's MY purge-friend!
**pretend scuffle over unfaithfulness of purge-friend**
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
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2009/04/21 01:07:59
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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I'm male, and 15, so if you're purging me in THAT sense, you are not only homosexual, but a pedophile as well.
On-topic: You are all blinded by your misconceptions of peace! Peace only comes from power! Power comes from victory! Victory comes from conquest!
You have fallen from the light of the Omnidessert! As penance, your homes shall burn, and your families baked in delicious party pies!
As of this day, I declare the great Crusade of the Omnidessert! We are legion (or will be soon)! None shall stop our pie-ous fury!
Death to the non-believers!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 01:12:54
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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I have returned from the land of cheese.
I also agree to the canonization of Shrike, though this does require the next most senior member to step forward as leader.
One more thing...about four people have claimed to have started projects that may be of interest to those who love Turtle Pie, yet there have been no pics. Thus, I would like to call a crusade, a crusade for pictures of projects based firmly upon Turtles, Pie, or both.
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009   : 
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2009/04/21 01:14:52
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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And YOU! False Saint! Corruptor of pastry!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 01:22:19
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Battleship Captain
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm male, and 15, so if you're purging me in THAT sense, you are not only homosexual, but a pedophile as well.
As of this day, I declare the great Crusade of the Omnidessert! We are legion (or will be soon)! None shall stop our pie-ous fury!
Death to the non-believers!
Cheese, you were one of the first to contribute to this thread here
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/236306.page
so you shouldn't be all that surprised I made an inuendo at the churches expense. Also, don't worry, I've whipped myself 300 times as penace already.
Also, calm down with the crusade calling. Don't worry, just wait a few weeks, and I shall unveil the greatest weapon the Church has yet too see. it is EPIC.
God Of Yams wrote:I have returned from the land of cheese.
I also agree to the canonization of Shrike, though this does require the next most senior member to step forward as leader.
One more thing...about four people have claimed to have started projects that may be of interest to those who love Turtle Pie, yet there have been no pics. Thus, I would like to call a crusade, a crusade for pictures of projects based firmly upon Turtles, Pie, or both.
If you're refering to the shirt or pillow I'm making, don't worry. As soon as they are in a passible condition, you will see pics.
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2009/04/21 01:27:00
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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Calm down? CALM DOWN? Arrgh, this church has been corrupted deeply! You refuse to show emotion as well as not eating the pie!
Clearly, even your God is fallen. Very well! I announce the rise of a new god, the Devourer! All dessert and reptiles shall be consumed by hellfire! The dark crusade begins! All the world shall suffer, devoid of dessert! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and possibly supper) shall reign supreme! The unholy meal of dessert shall be banished!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 01:42:59
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Calm down? CALM DOWN? Arrgh, this church has been corrupted deeply! You refuse to show emotion as well as not eating the pie!
Clearly, even your God is fallen. Very well! I announce the rise of a new god, the Devourer! All dessert and reptiles shall be consumed by hellfire! The dark crusade begins! All the world shall suffer, devoid of dessert! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and possibly supper) shall reign supreme! The unholy meal of dessert shall be banished!
Eh, I can live with eating pie for dinner (or Breakfast, or Lunch, or possibly Supper) instead of dessert.
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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2009/04/21 01:44:47
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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Bah! Everyone knows that turtleHERESY pie can only be eaten at dessert, or else it loses its HERETICAL flavour!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 04:58:36
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Bah! Everyone knows that turtleHERESY pie can only be eaten at dessert, or else it loses its HERETICAL flavour!
Your narrow mindedness is your undoing, meat pies are often eaten as meals, and even pies meant for desert are excellent meal substitutes. A Lemon Meringue and a two liter of Fresca is an excellent choice for two people
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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2009/04/21 05:03:02
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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Meat pies are different! Turtle pie is clearly intended as dessert. Do you no refer to it as the Omnidessert?
The true purpose of pie is to be eaten, regardless of its flavour, and not to be worshipped!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 05:06:22
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Meat pies are different! Turtle pie is clearly intended as dessert. Do you no refer to it as the Omnidessert?
The true purpose of pie is to be eaten, regardless of its flavour, and not to be worshipped!
Jeez, I've had to say this like a thousand times, we support all kinds of pies just like we support all kinds of turtles. Turtle Pie is the combination of Turtles and Pie, not a specific type of pie. Yes, pie should be eaten and enjoyed, and turtles should be respected and feared
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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2009/04/21 05:09:56
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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Feared? Bah! What can a turtle possibly do? If they were so all-mighty, they wouldn't be endangered!
Eat the pie, enjoy the pie.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 17:34:44
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Fear the Chompy Death Turtle (CTD)!
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2009/04/21 19:35:08
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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 Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin'  and not even bothering to take names.  2nd company  3rd company ravenguard  House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners    314th pie guard  warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
 Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  |
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2009/04/22 02:50:51
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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TO WAR!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/22 13:47:08
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Not another Civil War!
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2009/04/22 13:54:47
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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Brothers of Turtle pie, I wish to apologise for my heresy. This is why I can't make friends in real life.
I sentence myself to ten thousand lashes as penance. My wounds shall then be doused in salt, then in fresh lemon juice, then in petrol and set alight. I shall burn for three days and three nights, and deprive myself of all sexual stimuli, and only then I shall return to the church, to lick clean the floors upon which the pure tread.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/22 14:01:43
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Brothers of Turtle pie, I wish to apologise for my heresy. This is why I can't make friends in real life.
I sentence myself to ten thousand lashes as penance. My wounds shall then be doused in salt, then in fresh lemon juice, then in petrol and set alight. I shall burn for three days and three nights, and deprive myself of all sexual stimuli, and only then I shall return to the church, to lick clean the floors upon which the pure tread.
Not sure if I should praise you for seeing the light and the error of your ways, or be a bit worried by this 
Oh, if any of you know Shrike outside of Dakka, some hint of whether he's even still breathing would be good 
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2009/04/22 14:07:57
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Why do they call it turtle pie?
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2009/04/22 14:18:19
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Killer Klaivex
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I fear that Shrike has been lost in the darkness of the interwebs.
We should erect a cenotaph in his honour.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/22 16:27:47
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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halonachos wrote:Why do they call it turtle pie?
You must read the entire thread and the knowledge will come.
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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church |
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2009/04/22 17:07:51
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
Sale, Manchester, England
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i do not understand!
give me links!
LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My blog here, here and here...
Beware the silent wolf, not all packs howl as they hunt. |
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2009/04/22 17:12:34
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Read the Most Holy Thread, and the answer shall lie before you (1st page, 12th post down).
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2009/04/22 18:31:58
Subject: Re:This is the turtle pie blogg
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Nostalgia Time ! History Lesson ! Call it what you will.
The Librarium of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie offers you this from the archives of our actions. For those who don't know, and those of us who like the occaisional reminder, this is how it all began :
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/225539.page
The genesis of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie in response to the threat to general sanity posed by Arihiman and his mind-numbingly pointless gak !
Note also the appearance of The Holy Guardians, Mr T & Chuck Norris ( May they ever bask in the filling glow of The Almighty Turtle and Blessed Pie )
NOTE : DON'T post replies in that thread, we don't want it necro'd.
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2009/04/22 20:12:09
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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I think the church should have a third guardian: Gamera
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 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2009/04/22 20:51:26
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Good times, Good times.
God bless you, Arihiman (or just forgive you for posting radom crap).
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2009/04/22 22:05:13
Subject: This is the turtle pie blogg
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Battleship Captain
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Reaper6 wrote:
Oh, if any of you know Shrike outside of Dakka, some hint of whether he's even still breathing would be good
I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.
I hope he's not being forced to relive the experiance that caused him to take leave from dakka the first time. Brothers (and possibly sisters) join me in praying for Shrike78.
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elemental huh?
