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Made in gb
Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot





Wiltshire, UK

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.


Before the thread is inundated with reminders about basic web security, I have PM'd Scout on that very subject ( Yes, I know he means well, but it's not his information to give out.)

Glorious Saint Mekboy, if my reminder of our order's origins has raised a smile, then my good deed for the day is done.

Annoying as he was, part of me actually misses the random gak Arihiman posted. He did, if nothing else, give us a target !

"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.

Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

The Bringer wrote:I think the church should have a third guardian: Gamera


I'm currently photoshopping turtle heads onto Gamera, but progress is slow. Only after a hero has been altered to add turtle or pie may he be accepted.

Crap, now I have to go back and see which of our heroes haven't been done yet!

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

Any updates on the projects? We must not let the turtle pie die. for the turtle and the pie

Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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Battleship Captain






Reaper6 wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.


Before the thread is inundated with reminders about basic web security, I have PM'd Scout on that very subject ( Yes, I know he means well, but it's not his information to give out.)


Just to let you all know, I would only have given reaper the email if hotmail didn't get the message through, which, thankfully, it did. Only a matter of time now.

On the info about my projects, the materials for the pillows have arived, so only a matter of time on that front. On the matter of the shirt... that will take a little longer, but trust me, it is moving (slowly) forward.

   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I have discovered a new tank for our armoury. Behold....

The Turtle Tank!

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Made in gb
Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot





A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!

is it related to the panther tank?

EDIT: is it amphibious enough to eat other smallet rurtles and cultivate them whilst producing tutrle pie at the other end?

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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.

If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now

cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. 
   
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Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

I have done a little research... and I found one of the oldest weapons of the church, a precursor to the turtle-tank....

The Turtle Boat!

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

I believe its called a turtle SHIP, boat is a negative term in this case because boats are small, ships are large.
   
Made in gb
Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend






Sale, Manchester, England

wooooop turtle power!

[Thumb - Turtle_cannon.jpg]
omg AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My blog here, here and here...

Beware the silent wolf, not all packs howl as they hunt. 
   
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Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

Wow, that is nice.

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in gb
Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend






Sale, Manchester, England

i no lol!

My blog here, here and here...

Beware the silent wolf, not all packs howl as they hunt. 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

The King Ghidorah photo shop is making slow progress in my free time.

In the mean time, here's a thread to not Turtle Pie. If you want to contribute, get your books out and head to the link.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/238179.page

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






I have good news! I got an email back from shrike, and he is doing fine, however he simply has been overrun by that bastard enemy the young followers of Turtle Pie are
sometimes subject too... School Work. He says he will soon be able to rejoin us after he takes care of said enemy. WOOT! GES's Email FTW!
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Did you inform him of his sainthood?

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

This thread and the whole meme in general has become boring.

Someone get Ahriman to say something slowed again.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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The Vegetable Plane

Cheese Elemental wrote:This thread and the whole meme in general has become boring.

Someone get Ahriman to say something slowed again.


I think that has a lot to do wit the fact that Dakka has a significant lack of pointless and stupid threads lately. The ones that are supposed to be stupid don't count, that's no fun.

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Battleship Captain






God Of Yams wrote:Did you inform him of his sainthood?


I thought he hadn't been confirmed. But yes, I did inform him.
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






Shrike has this to say about his sainthood.

"O_O, Sainthood? 'Tis an honor, a priviledge, one I don't think I deserve.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

Tell the little bugger we think he deserves it and quit acting all wishy washy. For the turtle and the pie
And inform our glorious leader we miss him.

Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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Calculating Commissar





Tell Shrike that he has earned the honro and he is getting it weather he likes it or not.
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Yeah, this thread has slowed down...a lot. So just to keep it going here's something for The Bringer, Happy Birthday:


Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

Well we haven't had any thread to turtle pie so you know no new news.
On another front I will be picking up the guard codex Thursday. I would like you my brothers in the love of turtle pie to help in the paint what colors where ect.
I was thinking of starting with a light tan for the crust on the cloth areas dark brown on the armor and helmet to represent the chocolate and a chip pattern for cammo what do you think?

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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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The Vegetable Plane

sonofruss wrote:Well we haven't had any thread to turtle pie so you know no new news.
On another front I will be picking up the guard codex Thursday. I would like you my brothers in the love of turtle pie to help in the paint what colors where ect.
I was thinking of starting with a light tan for the crust on the cloth areas dark brown on the armor and helmet to represent the chocolate and a chip pattern for cammo what do you think?


I like it, maybe add something turtley. You do realize that if you do this and post pictures you will officially have the first turtle pie themed miniatures to be posted on the internet. That's intense!

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

There will be lots of pie flingers Russes basilisks we will need to do some transfers for the tanks and shoulder pads.

Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

God Of Yams wrote:Yeah, this thread has slowed down...a lot. So just to keep it going here's something for The Bringer, Happy Birthday:



AMAZING!!

How did you know it was my birthday?

Now all we need is Mr. T and Chuck Norris riding it

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Los Angeles, CA

God Of Yams wrote:
I think that has a lot to do wit the fact that Dakka has a significant lack of pointless and stupid threads lately. The ones that are supposed to be stupid don't count, that's no fun.



That's because the amount of stupid threads were starting to become overwhelming. So we've started actually enforcing the basic rules which were always supposed to still be in effect here in the OT forum.

As a quick point of reference you can read this sticky post at the top of this forum for why.

It would be unfair to allow this thread to continue while deleting new spam threads in this forum, but as you guys have posted some photoshopped stuff I won't delete this thread, merely lock it.


But just FYI, any future spam threads (threads about nothing) will be DELETED on site.


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