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For the hidden set up I placed a large piece of styrofoam to block our view from each other so that we didn’t have to write everything down.
The army list...

Genius Tactic! This guy MUST make more battlereports. HIL-FRIGGIN-LARIOUS!

No, this man is!!


"Before the Golden Throne finally breaks down, the God Emperor commands
Creed to begin plans for transporting the Earth into the Eye of Terror to do battle with the Ruinous Powers."

my war boz ran up to the comandeder

Comandeder! We need to call in a Bonbaonbardlement! We're getting Slaugh-diddly-aughtered here!

metallifan wrote:

my war boz ran up to the comandeder

Comandeder! We need to call in a Bombaonbardlement! We're getting Slaugh-diddly-aughtered here!

That man is a genius.

hwee liek Khormee?

No. Because Khorne is the Chaos Equivalent of Bald and Screaming.

Add:

lotted lemon russ

Cheese, where's your old avatar pic? Put it up here. It would be quite fitting right now

He must be a tactical genius. He can kill land raiders with str 4 attacks.

Reposting the comments from the bonbaonbrdlement batrep:

Comments
bonbaonbardlements
Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:59:37
cool story, bro.


good god
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:44:32
good god


bonbaonbardlements2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:47:13
You suck at 40K. He killed 4 squads with one Raider in one turn? Im-f***ing-possible. Then your Guardsmen "phased out".

You are an embarrassment to the hobby. Go copy/paste articles off GW all you want, but don't try to pass it off as yours. I hope that when you are making love to your favorite barnyard animal and you set the scene with candles and lighting and the mood is perfect then the candle falls over and sets the barn on fire and you're genitals are horribly burned and fused to whatever beast you decide to copulate with and you have to live with the dead burned corpse of your farmyard lover attached to your pelvis as the doctors are unable to remove it then after years of staring in the cold dead lifeless eyes of said animal you decide to end your life by throwing yourself off a bridge but the dead body of your lover catches on a overhanging rafter leaving you stranded hanging by your groin stuck to the dead body of your lover then carrier pidgeons peck out your eyes and eat your tongue and you stay there for days hanging from underneath the bridge until you die of starvation, blind and unable to cry for help hanging from underneath a bridge with your dead lover's corpse fused to your genitals.


Keep Us Posted, Please!
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:10:49
Nevermind bonbaonbardlements2 reply, he's a hater.

Keep posting more battle reports with comments. I totally get this site. Funny as heck!


Tyler
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:14:07
It's okay Bonbaonbardlements2... I notified him of his suck and fail already. I guess a reminder doesn't hurt though.

"Lord Commander! Sir!"

"What is it Adept?"

"Sir! It seems that Admiral Candyland is preparing to bombard the planet's surface on Inquisitor Hershey's order! Should I notify emergency crews to enact standard sheltering procedures?"

"That's no typical bombardment Adept. That's a Bonbaonbardlement. There is no escape. There is no hope. The Candy will destroy us all..."

Seriously. Learn to spell.



Tyler
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:24:35
Also... I hope you realize that everything you've written on this website has pretty much been meme'ed (Aka taken and used for joke material). Especially Bonbaonbardlements. But don't let that discourage you.

We need your failure, for it makes the internet laugh!


A normal person
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:10:17
My mind feels a great pain!


bonbaonbardlemens2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:00:01
"Assalt on my floor"
You know you can go to jail for that, right? Especially if your "friend" is a minor. And the evidence is, well, "on your floor".

Oh. deaeh. gawed..... I almost died laughing at those comments

I read the "barnyard animal' comment at work earlier, fell off my stool laughing, and almost puked on the floor.

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:We need your failure, for it makes the internet laugh!

sig'd!

Hey! I wrote that on his site you jerk! Not ICB! *Waves fist while Bald and Screaming. Hurr.*

metallifan is correct.

Iron_chaos_Brute wrote:
bonbaonbardlements2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:47:13
You suck at 40K. He killed 4 squads with one Raider in one turn? Im-f***ing-possible. Then your Guardsmen "phased out".

You are an embarrassment to the hobby. Go copy/paste articles off GW all you want, but don't try to pass it off as yours. I hope that when you are making love to your favorite barnyard animal and you set the scene with candles and lighting and the mood is perfect then the candle falls over and sets the barn on fire and you're genitals are horribly burned and fused to whatever beast you decide to copulate with and you have to live with the dead burned corpse of your farmyard lover attached to your pelvis as the doctors are unable to remove it then after years of staring in the cold dead lifeless eyes of said animal you decide to end your life by throwing yourself off a bridge but the dead body of your lover catches on a overhanging rafter leaving you stranded hanging by your groin stuck to the dead body of your lover then carrier pidgeons peck out your eyes and eat your tongue and you stay there for days hanging from underneath the bridge until you die of starvation, blind and unable to cry for help hanging from underneath a bridge with your dead lover's corpse fused to your genitals.

and

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:
bonbaonbardlemens2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:00:01
"Assalt on my floor"
You know you can go to jail for that, right? Especially if your "friend" is a minor. And the evidence is, well, "on your floor".

were what I wrote. The barnyard animal thing is a quote from here by hollismason. All props, it's the funniest thing I've ever read. I just thought it needed a bigger and more deserving audience.

okay

For some reason my browser won't let me view the 40k section on that weebly thing.

Just checked-it's still there.
Phew.

Obsidian wrote:Here's another Motivational I've knocked together.

I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though.

Some say that he's the only un-neutered marine and that he arm wrestled Gork and Mork and won. All we know is he's called the Stig Marine.

And here is this.

THE SQUIG!!!

Some say he's a kind of tactical genius and that can tie his boot laces with his testicles... all we know is... He's called CRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

The very name sends anger and shivers down the oppositions spine...


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He also beat Tzeentch at chess.

Some say to him everything is Just as Planned and that he was the 44th President of the United States... all we know is he's called the Lord of Change.

One second your infantry.

The next your Heretic soup thanks to...

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:I hope that when you are making love to your favorite barnyard animal and you set the scene with candles and lighting and the mood is perfect then the candle falls over and sets the barn on fire and you're genitals are horribly burned and fused to whatever beast you decide to copulate with and you have to live with the dead burned corpse of your farmyard lover attached to your pelvis as the doctors are unable to remove it then after years of staring in the cold dead lifeless eyes of said animal you decide to end your life by throwing yourself off a bridge but the dead body of your lover catches on a overhanging rafter leaving you stranded hanging by your groin stuck to the dead body of your lover then carrier pidgeons peck out your eyes and eat your tongue and you stay there for days hanging from underneath the bridge until you die of starvation, blind and unable to cry for help hanging from underneath a bridge with your dead lover's corpse fused to your genitals.

Dude... that post is just sad

"Author
i am known as bigbadom at dakkadakka.com minichanebanger on th 360,dumdum on miniwargaming if you like 40k this is the place to be i colect the following space orks,chaos space marines,choas demons,space marines,imperial guard,tryanids,necrons."

saw this on the bonbaonbardlement battle report, he walks amongst us!

More quotations from our delightful master of fail (Somebody should rip off Master of Puppets with that):

space maines

"Run! It's the Emperor's mighty fishermen!"

my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor only 5 penatrating hits :( all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback.

... ... ... ... ...Die. Please.

wills turn he didnt move he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men!

Words cannot express the lols I had over their combined stupidity.

Wills Chaos Plague Space Marines

22 Plague Marines (some with some extra weapons like plasma guns and power fists)
1 Chaos Lord (I think that’s what it was)
5 Chaos Terminators (with Nurgle icon)
1 Rhino
1 Predator
12 stupid crazy over-powerful hellbound Plaguebearers (can you tell who did most of the damage?)

MY Tyranids

1 Hive Tyrant
1 Broodlord
2 Carnifex
9 Warriors (one with Barbed Strangler, the rest with Deathspitters)
38 Termagaunts with Fleshborers
8 Termagaunts with Devourers
28 Genestealers
Normally a solid army, but wait until you see what happened in the second turn.

The last sentance indicates you failed. Miserably. How can you -possibly- lose with that amount of hurt and still have the intelligence required to use a keyboard!?

person person wrote:The very name sends anger and shivers down the oppositions spine...


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He also beat Tzeentch at chess.

Tzeentch: Hmm... great, my elaborate tactics and thinking 973535279373254 moves ahead prooved quite useful. Only two turns left to my overwhelming vict- wait, wha- WHAT IS THAT QUEEN DOING HERE!

CREEEEEEEEEED!!!

LOL

Creeds TACTICAL GENIUS allowed his Queen to outflank behind Tzeentch's Knight...

Creed's Tactical Genius needs to allow him to generate some new pictures. I think we've posted everything that the internet has to offer on the subject of CREEEEEED!

BrotherStynier wrote:

Obsidian wrote:Here's another Motivational I've knocked together.

I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though.

Some say that he's the only un-neutered marine and that he arm wrestled Gork and Mork and won. All we know is he's called the Stig Marine.

And here is this.

*bows*


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Thorheim wrote:

Seriously why does everyone and their mother hate scientology.... They give free lobotomies !?

gendoikari87 wrote:
Seriously why does everyone and their mother hate scientology.... They give free lobotomies !?

Ok, who has the Heresy stamp?

Disjointed Entity wrote:

gendoikari87 wrote:
Seriously why does everyone and their mother hate scientology.... They give free lobotomies !?

Ok, who has the Heresy stamp?

Couple more random