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2009/08/28 01:20:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Bonbaonbardlements must be some kind of candy.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/28 01:27:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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It must be AP2 candy to kill termies that well.
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2009/08/28 01:38:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Mekboy wrote:It must be AP2 candy to kill termies that well.
Or it Could be AP1 GRIMDARKDEATHCANDY™
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2009/08/28 02:15:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sneaky Kommando
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yay candy
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PAINT FOR THE PAINT GOD MODELS FOR THE MODEL THRONE |
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2009/08/28 02:42:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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There is actually a Necron Tactica in there...seriously, the guy must be the John Madden of 40K..."See what we got here is Necron shooting and the point of necron shooting is to shoot your opponent's guys before they shoot you... because if they shoot you your necrons will probably die, unless they don't die, in which case you need to shoot some more...BAM!"
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2009/08/28 03:26:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Now, this is just dakka related, not 40K related, but I JUST noticed this thread...
Is this legal or illegal?
By: Enron
I don't understand how that evaded my notice.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/28 03:34:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Orkestra wrote:Now, this is just dakka related, not 40K related, but I JUST noticed this thread...
Is this legal or illegal?
By: Enron
I don't understand how that evaded my notice.
Don't get me started 
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2009/08/28 03:41:27
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unshakeable Grey Knight Land Raider Pilot
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love the necron tactica, tactic... I am going to start an army and run away... and shoot... and run away... and shoot... and take down a titan, with 30 of them. And I wont get them into close combat, because they never die and that is boring.
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2009/08/28 03:44:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Orkestra wrote:Now, this is just dakka related, not 40K related, but I JUST noticed this thread...
Is this legal or illegal?
By: Enron
I don't understand how that evaded my notice.
Some context, just in case.
Enron Scandal
(Just because I didn't read the thread to find out if Gwar was facepalming the whole thread, or the enron scandal.)
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/28 03:45:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Orkestra wrote:(Just because I didn't read the thread to find out if Gwar was facepalming the whole thread, or the enron scandal.)
I was doing both 
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/08/28 04:59:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Bonbaonbardle it from orbit! it's the only way to be sure!
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2009/08/28 05:03:40
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Your bonbaonbardlements are no match for my wortex grenade! I'll make your Space Marines phase out!!!!one!!eleven!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/28 05:06:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Grey Knight Luke wrote:love the necron tactica, tactic... I am going to start an army and run away... and shoot... and run away... and shoot... and take down a titan, with 30 of them. And I wont get them into close combat, because they never die and that is boring.
In Maddenese:
"See what you got here is some common sense tactics. See the grey team is moving down field so as to evade the pursueing blue team...which are chasing them. Now here they stop and shoot...which brings us to assaults. If the grey team gets assaulted right here at this yellow circle, then they probably get locked up in close combat for a very long time...which is why you need wortex grenades!"
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2009/08/28 05:23:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I've seen this before, its still...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/28 08:01:15
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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The Dreadnote wrote:Obsidian wrote:Here's another Motivational I've knocked together.
I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though. 
This looks shopped, I can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
Also, Dreadnote haet attachments 
Shopped... Nah, I wish, nothing that advanced I'm afraid, just plain old boring MS Paint.
Cobbled it together at work and made it on demotivated photos.
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I Play 
I am thinking of starting  Freebooterz
Currently working on  Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/08/28 11:14:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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Kudos to http://eccm.love-n-peace.org/ A WARNING THOUGH, pretty nasty pictures here and there.
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2009/08/28 12:09:02
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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I don't know how many of these have been posted before.
More on this one later
A little bit of WFB in the mix.
Saw this one ages ago and it still makes me lol.
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I Play
I am thinking of starting Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/08/28 12:41:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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spartanghost wrote:Bonbaonbardle it from orbit! it's the only way to be sure!
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/08/28 14:46:55
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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metallifan wrote:
please tell mme you didnt make the first 1 please. Automatically Appended Next Post: Also after reading this thread i have given up on humanity. and what ever the hell cheese elemental is.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/08/28 17:35:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
Sweden
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Also after reading this thread i have given up on humanity
what?
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2009/08/28 18:10:19
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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garret wrote:and what ever the hell cheese elemental is.
Are you to imply that he is some form of foul Xenos?
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2009/08/28 18:44:09
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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garret wrote:
please tell mme you didnt make the first 1 please.
No I didn't. I realize that "LIGHTNING" is spelled wrong.
Alas, why, when they enter the Internet, must 80% of people become complete failures when it comes to proper grammar?
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2009/08/28 18:44:11
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Cheese Elemental isn't necessarily evil... He's just not "good" (by any stretch of the imagination). But nevertheless, he's a vital part of Dakka. Just don't click on any of his links. Any of them.
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
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2009/08/28 18:45:42
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Some of them are alright Shel. It's just anything with '4chan' in the URL that you should be wary of
EDIT: Speaking of Cheese, why do I see him turning "Bonbaonbardlements" into a 4Chan meme and then having /b/ users flood the guy's site with it? 
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2009/08/28 18:46:55
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Shelegelah wrote:Cheese Elemental isn't necessarily evil... He's just not "good" (by any stretch of the imagination). But nevertheless, he's a vital part of Dakka. Just don't click on any of his links. Any of them.
I learnt the hard way....
This is the best thread on Dakka by a country mile!
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2009/08/28 23:06:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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ofc that brings me (a total newb around Dakkacommunity) what-who-and-huh is Cheese Elemental?
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2009/08/28 23:08:51
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Thorheim wrote:ofc that brings me (a total newb around Dakkacommunity) what-who-and-huh is Cheese Elemental?
He is a wannabe troll
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2009/08/28 23:09:16
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Cheese the Betrayer. One of the Warlords in 4Chan's Black Crusade against the Internet. If you ever see "4Chan" in any of his URLs, or ever see words like "PROMOTIONS", "/b/", or anything else, do -not- click the link. We will not show you sympathy if you do
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2009/08/28 23:17:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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wyomingfox wrote:Grey Knight Luke wrote:love the necron tactica, tactic... I am going to start an army and run away... and shoot... and run away... and shoot... and take down a titan, with 30 of them. And I wont get them into close combat, because they never die and that is boring.
In Maddenese:
"See what you got here is some common sense tactics. See the grey team is moving down field so as to evade the pursueing blue team...which are chasing them. Now here they stop and shoot...which brings us to assaults. If the grey team gets assaulted right here at this yellow circle, then they probably get locked up in close combat for a very long time...which is why you need wortex grenades!"
Top 10 comment! I want that guy to make more battle reports
For the hidden set up I placed a large piece of styrofoam to block our view from each other so that we didn’t have to write everything down.
The army list...
Genius Tactic! This guy MUST make more battlereports. HIL-FRIGGIN-LARIOUS!
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2009/08/28 23:19:40
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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@ Metallifan: That comment made me remember the good ole Troll Saga. I checked the thread and discovered that it drowned in a torrent of uselessness. Damn.
But now we needz more funnies. To the interwebz!
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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