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2009/08/27 13:44:41
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lady of the Lake
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Obsidian wrote:RxGhost wrote:I think as far as that guardsman is concerned, the Red Terror IS a Bio-titan...have you seen his stats? Crazy cheap.
"Weakness is no excuse for ignorance!" is what a commissar would say to that. "Perform seven Hail Emperors and return to the line!"
lol 
Nah, summary execution would be the punishment. Fixes up the other guardsmen as well
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2009/08/27 14:38:56
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Obsidian wrote:RxGhost wrote:I think as far as that guardsman is concerned, the Red Terror IS a Bio-titan...have you seen his stats? Crazy cheap.
"Weakness is no excuse for ignorance!" is what a commissar would say to that. "Perform seven Hail Emperors and return to the line!"
lol
Least I didn't get face-shot.
Dammit, I was extra-heretical, wasn't I?
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2009/08/27 14:39:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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RxGhost wrote:Obsidian wrote:RxGhost wrote:I think as far as that guardsman is concerned, the Red Terror IS a Bio-titan...have you seen his stats? Crazy cheap.
"Weakness is no excuse for ignorance!" is what a commissar would say to that. "Perform seven Hail Emperors and return to the line!"
lol
Least I didn't get face-shot.
You would get faceshot AFTER you had finished your hail Emperors 
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2009/08/27 14:44:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 15:56:02
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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Here's another Motivational I've knocked together.
I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though. 
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2009/08/27 15:56:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
I just think that someone needed to post this pic again 
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2009/08/27 17:20:54
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Obsidian wrote:Here's another Motivational I've knocked together. I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though.
This looks shopped, I can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time. Also, Dreadnote haet attachments 
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2009/08/27 17:43:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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metallifan wrote:For everyone that's ever had to deal with a TFG:
Oh god do I hate that comic.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/08/27 17:44:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Huge Bone Giant
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I thought it was funny until I played that guy. . .
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2009/08/27 17:48:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The guy with the wall of test and the B^U expression, or the other guy with the wall of text and the B^U expression?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/08/27 18:10:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
*sobs*
meanwhile
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2009/08/27 20:22:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Orkeosaurus wrote:metallifan wrote:For everyone that's ever had to deal with a TFG:
Oh god do I hate that comic.
Even in death I still B^U
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2009/08/27 20:39:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Obsidian wrote:Here's another Motivational I've knocked together.
I'm not sure how many people out side the UK will get the reference though.
HAHA! STIG! Now if only they had "Fat Stig" from the 'Top Gear VS The Southern US' Episode
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2009/08/27 20:50:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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CAD edit is great. Got moar?
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2009/08/27 20:52:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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The Dreadnote wrote:CAD edit is great. Got moar?
You can find a whole bunch on http://ctrlaltedit-online.com/ but I don't think there's any more 40k ones.
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2009/08/27 20:55:05
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Oh man, that Sly Marbo comic was pure gold. That's just hilarious.
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
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2009/08/27 23:45:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
I don't get it.
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I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. |
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2009/08/27 23:47:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Epaminondas wrote:I don't get it.
The first one is people posting up Ancient "New" Dark Eldar Pictures, people going YAY then going FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
2nd one is about Commissars
3rd one is about how Abbadon fails.
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2009/08/27 23:50:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Not just any Commissar. AAAAAANGRY MAAARHEEEEN COMMISSARS!
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2009/08/27 23:50:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Yep, Abbadon is the worst Warmaster ever. 13 Black Crusades and he can't even conquer Cadia?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/27 23:51:15
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 23:54:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Yep, Abbadon is the worst Warmaster ever. 13 Black Crusades and he can't even conquer Cadia?
Not when every Imperial force in the galaxy is sent there AND Eldar forces. (Were there more in the 13th crusade? I don't remember...)
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2009/08/27 23:56:16
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/08/28 00:45:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Not sure if I posted this earlier, but what the heck.
Warning: You may contract terminal stupidity.
http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/index.html
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/28 00:48:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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I am willing to take tha risojxd[pscmoalcla'c vsacv, ;aSCAM,V#ADB'M;TP[P4JESA['OKBNMENB
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2009/08/28 00:50:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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My favourite part was when he talked about bonbonbardlements.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/28 00:56:09
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines. my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
The things in bold might once have been words. I also enjoyed the part where the guardsmen phased out. Automatically Appended Next Post: Damn, cheese beat me to it.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/28 00:59:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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asembleing a choas marine
D:
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2009/08/28 01:01:40
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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I think the site was much better before he started copying and pasting straight from the GW website.
.... hee hee bonbaonbardlements.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/28 01:02:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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My favorite bit was the apocalpocalpse game with the urbran bits or possibly his wortex grenade sending stuff to the worp.
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2009/08/28 01:02:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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WTF are bonbaonbardlements and why do they arouse me?
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