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2009/08/26 05:01:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Oh man, I saw that Rhino when DoW 2 came out... TOO EPIC FOR WORDS. And yet I typed some anyway, for how else am I to express myself in this linguistic battlefield that we call Dakka?
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
'In the eye of Terror, it's still the '80's. And that's a good thing.' -Necroagogo |
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2009/08/26 06:58:57
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 07:25:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
there
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 "I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword"  |
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2009/08/26 07:30:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Randomness for the Randomness god, lolz for the lol throne!!!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 07:33:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lethal Lhamean
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just kidding
anyone else love the ironic lack of logic in the order of that quote.. burn maim kill dosent have the same ring to it though.
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2009/08/26 08:09:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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If machines could laugh...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 09:38:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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Shelegelah wrote:Oh man, I saw that Rhino when DoW 2 came out... TOO EPIC FOR WORDS. And yet I typed some anyway, for how else am I to express myself in this linguistic battlefield that we call Dakka?
expressing yourself in art is so much more enjoyable in a 40k discussion.
sorry for the faul word
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/26 09:51:28
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2009/08/26 11:09:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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MY ROFLCHOPTER GOES SWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOH
SWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOHSWOH
SWOHSWOHSWOH Automatically Appended Next Post: 
Automatically Appended Next Post: 
i just had to
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"I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword" |
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2009/08/26 12:04:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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2009/08/26 17:07:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Zombie power from Two Hour Wargames, but suitable for 40k as well...
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2009/08/26 18:16:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hellacious Havoc
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military shotguns!
rapid fire deer pelits!
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2009/08/26 19:07:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Shaman wrote:
just kidding
What is that picture from? It looks Fuggin' sweet!
For everyone that's ever had to deal with a TFG:
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2009/08/26 19:37:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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>:C!
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2009/08/26 19:43:35
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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The topic is also randomness.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 19:48:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/08/26 19:51:45
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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RANDOMNESS LOL WAR!!!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 19:58:38
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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2009/08/26 20:25:33
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Ummm...its Random... 40K Humor. And you are probably going to get the thread locked by posting non-wargaming related pics to the Dakka Server...Just saying it happened before.
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2009/08/26 20:48:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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hell atleast im trying to make it stay on topic! I can express drawfaggotry here! :(
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2009/08/26 21:14:55
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/08/26 21:34:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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by the way, Baneblades are for whimps!
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2009/08/26 22:18:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Hah! Love the second part XD
Thorheim wrote:
by the way, Baneblades are for whimps!
Oh I agree. It's all about the massed angry mob of guardsmen 
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2009/08/26 22:27:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/26 22:28:23
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2009/08/26 22:57:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Strider
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OI YE GIT! I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.
I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.
I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.
I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!!!
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2009/08/27 02:20:32
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Thorheim wrote:
Thanks. Just what I wanted. LOLZ.
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2009/08/27 09:07:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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I'm just having a go at my first post.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/27 09:14:07
I Play 
I am thinking of starting  Freebooterz
Currently working on  Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/08/27 11:12:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Those were brilliant, Obsidian.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 11:21:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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LOL,agreed.Can't believe we are already at 71 pages,good work guys keep up the funny.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/27 11:21:37
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/08/27 12:09:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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I think as far as that guardsman is concerned, the Red Terror IS a Bio-titan...have you seen his stats? Crazy cheap.
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 Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
 Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
 Crimson Fist 2000pts
 World Eaters 1850pts
 Angels Encarmine 1850pts
 Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
 Sons of Medusa 1850pts
 Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
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2009/08/27 13:37:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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RxGhost wrote:I think as far as that guardsman is concerned, the Red Terror IS a Bio-titan...have you seen his stats? Crazy cheap.
"Weakness is no excuse for ignorance!" is what a commissar would say to that. "Perform seven Hail Emperors and return to the line!"
lol 
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I Play
I am thinking of starting Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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