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2012/08/12 10:54:31
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Take a left at Armageddon.
Don't paint, Dakka!
Who let the Squigs out?
Discovered Hogg's Bison.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/12 10:54:39
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/08/16 14:10:19
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Lethal Lhamean
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Dakka: Now 90% Cyanide free!
Dakka: You think that peanut butter contains loads of nuts?
Dakka: Always quit while you're ahea
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2012/12/09 12:07:20
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Lethal Lhamean
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How about:
Dakka: Like Warseer, but great on wargames rather than pointless arguments!
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2013/03/13 05:25:29
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2013/03/13 08:29:07
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Heroic Senior Officer
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"No freedom of speach or you'll get edetid or baned!"
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell  |
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2013/03/13 12:04:21
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Dakka dakka - where the pen is mightier then the sword, at least phonetically.
- Where you will not be served cheese with your whine.
- We might not know manny leathers, but we like them a lott.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/03/13 20:17:05
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2013/03/25 20:08:12
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Where interpreting rules is a sub-game in itself.
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2013/06/02 18:15:45
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Three Color Minimum
London
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Drown your sorrows here...
Does anybody actually read these?
TOP SECRET: All posts on here are written by secret agents talking to each other in code.
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2013/06/20 15:32:56
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dakka Dakka: We bane more posters before 7 AM than most forums do all day.
Forge World is the Best World.
Dakka Dakka is like wearing a cup in sports. It's really annoying until you need it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/20 15:35:09
DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2013/07/17 19:42:01
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Fixture of Dakka
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Try clearing your cache.
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2013/07/17 20:37:26
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I thought of a few:
"scared feth...."
"go home guardman, you're drunk"
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/07 15:37:25
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Civil War Re-enactor
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The North Korea of wargaming forums
Official Mat Ward fan site
Home of the Slag Troll
Telling people to grow thicker skin since [insert year]
Discussing Catholicism with Judge Dredd leads to nothing
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Shotgun wrote:I don't think I will ever understand the mentality of people that feel the need to record and post their butthurt on the interwebs.
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2014/05/08 06:30:42
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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No, we don't want any Kitchen sets.
There can be no science! There can be no logic! There is only plot armor!
It's safer here.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/05/08 10:32:58
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Home of the Bräumeister of Dakkadorf.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2014/06/27 10:55:46
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Raging Rat Ogre
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There is never enough of it.
There is never too much of it
Now make it more choppy
Now make it more stompy
It needs more! MORE!
THEY STOLE ME BITZ!
Teh Flashiest Gitz.
Oops I shot me Warboss.
We are Grot kickerz.
We are Squig jugglers.
Making (insert fantasy race) look sexy since we painted them.
Armour piercing dice!
Help! I am being kidnapped by wargamers
Don't talk to me about Dakka
Pretty dreadfull isn't it.
If any of these are already posted by other user. Than I missed them wile reading the tread.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....   
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.  
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.  
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2014/10/18 11:03:57
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
United Kingdom
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Haven't read through all nine pages so excuse me if these have been said once already.
Dakka: Freeboters be welcome!
Sorry? Orbital Bombardment?!
Fix Bayonets!
HERESY *BLAM*
Inquisitors, being douches since [Insert date here]
There's some more dakka, and some more...
WAAAAAAGH!
Beating the last chancers since [Insert date here]
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2014/11/13 15:54:02
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Brigadier General
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-Buy more minis, or the terrorists win.
-Because we have a skull for a face
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2014/12/08 04:30:25
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Do your homework
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2014/12/29 18:54:39
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You may live.
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2015/01/07 10:50:15
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Dickbutt.
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2015/01/07 11:14:28
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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This is Great News!
Get back to work you slacker
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2015/03/28 12:13:47
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Sorry for necroing this thread, but here are some.
Yo mama so hungry, she eats Dakka for breakfast!
Please, no necromancy of threads
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/29 01:15:42
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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- Captain Titus can't even chronologically be a Captain.
- Teh cowards, the fewls!
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2016/08/06 10:42:36
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Courageous Grand Master
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Because akkad akkad makes no sense.
The adventures of akka akka's smarter brother.
Dakka dakka: refuge for those who wasted the paycheck on that forge world titan
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"Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky. But is it true?" - Tom Kirby, CEO, Games Workshop Ltd |
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5000pts 
6000pts 
3000pts
Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman