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2010/02/20 20:41:33
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Title says it all... post any you can think of, but personally I like the one's I came up with the best... they sound rude and dirty but they aren't.. that's the point [see spoiler]! Oh yeah, anyone remember what was at the bottom of the 4th ed rulebook? 'thoughts for the day' 
Have fun guys, and make the best of this thread! XD!  
EDIT: There's this stupid thing on my internetz that tries to block out 'bad' stuff... lol, it's trying to block this page! But instead of blocking it all it does is screw it up for me - no text or anyfing, just messed up box's everywhere on a stretched screen :/ Lol, it'll probably sort itself out some time soon...
Oh yeah, I think we're gonna have a 'top 10' of these things when we get a few more ( tbh, it's actually just gonna be when my comp stops messin' this page up xD)
Keep 'em coming guys! Lovin' it so far!
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2010/02/20 22:05:20
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Moving thread to 40K Discussions.
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2010/02/20 22:18:50
Subject: Re:Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Liverpool
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The phrase 'I've got a 'uge choppa on my boys Nob' invariably raises a smile.
I know someone who giggles whenever he hears 'Penal legion'.
Vibro cannons also sounds vaguely wrong. lol
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2010/02/20 22:29:23
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I fisted the Canonese last night.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/02/20 22:35:44
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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Mostly ork stuff.... my friend tried explaining about his huge mega armoured nob at school, it went down.... somewhat badly....
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2010/02/20 22:49:30
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
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Flamers and Khorne.
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2010/02/20 23:00:46
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Lol.. this'll pick up soon methinks 
I'll make a list of them all if you guys want!
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2010/02/21 02:06:28
Subject: Re:Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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saying i am going to auto penetrate your rear (armor  )
Khorn
man, I really kicked those SOBs last night 
Wait, is this the new humor thread? the old one isn't dead yet, hurry and shut it down
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/02/21 02:10:49
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The Goliath Mega Cannon.
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2010/02/21 05:21:52
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Lethal Lhamean
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anything with the word nobz..
Also is there a Tyranid dominatrix I cant remember.
Space marines extracting geneseed.. lawl
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2010/02/21 05:40:41
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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"I am going to use my power fist on your rear armour" haha
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 "That for all the Emperor's love of his space marines, his ultimate creation - he was in fact nearly killed by one of them, only to be saved by a mere mortal with a 5+ save and a flashlight."
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2010/02/21 05:54:56
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Courageous Questing Knight
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I'm gonna use my sword on your nobz! they be defenceless now.
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DR:90S+++G++MB+I+Pw40k096D++A+/areWD360R+++T(P)DM+
3000 pt space marine 72% painted!
W/L/D 24/6/22
2500 pt Bretons 10% painted
W/L/D 1/0/0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/337109.page lekkar diorama, aye? |
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2010/02/21 07:51:36
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I'm gonna use my combat blade to cut your Nobz in half!
Ouch.
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2010/02/21 15:47:54
Subject: Re:Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Space marine commander and his sergeant talking
Sergeant: sir, there's an ork charging our position!
Comm: relax, i'll just shoot him with my combi-melta
Sergeant: you sure you can hit him?
Comm: i hit on 2s!
Sergeant: that's BS
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/02/21 15:51:26
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Lol! Adding them all onto the first post now!
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2010/02/22 00:22:03
Subject: Re:Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Krazed Killa Kan
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
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Grey Templar wrote:Space marine commander and his sergeant talking
Sergeant: sir, there's an ork charging our position!
Comm: relax, i'll just shoot him with my combi-melta
Sergeant: you sure you can hit him?
Comm: i hit on 2s!
Sergeant: that's BS
See, it's posts like this that we need a Dakka Orkmoticon of an Ork doing a rimshot.
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2010/02/22 08:29:08
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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"C'mon boyz, let's get stuck in!" =
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2010/02/22 12:21:48
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Does anyone have anything not related to *immature giggle* nobz?
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2010/02/22 12:29:40
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:Does anyone have anything not related to *immature giggle* nobz?
anything to do with penetrating or power fisting works well 
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2010/02/22 12:44:26
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Gorechild wrote:Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:Does anyone have anything not related to *immature giggle* nobz?
anything to do with penetrating or power fisting works well
Yes, that too...
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2010/02/22 16:06:22
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Sniping Hexa
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A guy I know said he penetrated with a double l-ASS cannon.....
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2010/02/22 18:16:51
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Dallas, TX
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Sir, our deep-striking speartip is encountering resistance in the landing zone. We're getting reports of a counter-attack by drop pod assault.
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Ultramarines Second Company - ~4000 points
Dark Eldar WIP - ~800 points
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2010/02/23 08:52:59
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Tunneling Trygon
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Hah! My Penal Legion just penetrated your rear armour!
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2010/02/23 19:41:46
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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heh heh
You guys said "penal legion."
I'm assaulting the Rhino's rear with my Nob unit.
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/02/23 19:51:45
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Dallas, TX
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Abusing wound allocation
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Ultramarines Second Company - ~4000 points
Dark Eldar WIP - ~800 points
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2010/02/23 20:36:07
Subject: Re:Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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Locclo wrote:Grey Templar wrote:Space marine commander and his sergeant talking
Sergeant: sir, there's an ork charging our position!
Comm: relax, i'll just shoot him with my combi-melta
Sergeant: you sure you can hit him?
Comm: i hit on 2s!
Sergeant: that's BS
See, it's posts like this that we need a Dakka Orkmoticon of an Ork doing a rimshot.
I've read it three times and I still don't get it. :(
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2010/02/23 22:03:39
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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BS... IRL it means Bulls**t.
In the game, it's Ballistic Skill.
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/02/24 10:33:08
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Tunneling Trygon
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Just found another one.
'It all went downhill when his Chaos terminators powerfisted my Sisters of Battle'
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2010/02/24 10:35:16
Subject: Things in 40k that sound rude but really aren't
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Tim the Biovore wrote:Just found another one.
'It all went downhill when his Chaos terminators powerfisted my Sisters of Battle'
 That is a bit suspect, were they Slanesh Termi's?
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting...  Why do I do it to myself ? Someone help me I'm an addict  |
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Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers 
Da Great Looted Waaagh! 
The Court of the Wolf Lords 
