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my dreadnot is all was imobalized by the 2nd turn

the only time he did somthing good was when I was playing the invincible Tue guy. So I got smart and hide all my SM behind hills and stuff like that, all except the dread and the tue put all thare firepower on the dread only to imobalize him so my Libaran can gate of infinity right next to his fire worriors and got 20 bolter shots to the face and at the same time my assault SM assaulted ending whith me winig YA!

My Sly Marbo. Has yet to survive a game. Granted everygame except for one he tripled his points in kills.

I have the best 'ard boy rokkit launcer guy ever! he never misses - (pretty impressive for an ork). Sadly the snivelling grots the made the rokkits do a pretty poor job, they're all duds! and never wound/penetrate armour

My AoBR has yet to roll over a 1 to hit with his MM.
He does do pretty well in combat, but his shooting is slowed.

barlio wrote:My Sly Marbo. Has yet to survive a game. Granted everygame except for one he tripled his points in kills.

Thats not unlucky, thats you using him as a suicide trooper. Poor Marbo :(

One of these days, hes going to democharge YOU

Nobody_Holme wrote:

barlio wrote:My Sly Marbo. Has yet to survive a game. Granted everygame except for one he tripled his points in kills.

Thats not unlucky, thats you using him as a suicide trooper. Poor Marbo :(

One of these days, hes going to democharge YOU

Wait, did you guys here something? *looks around, knock at door* "Oh hello Mr. Delivery man thank you for the wrapped package" *walks back to computer* "Sorry somebody sent me a package, let me unwrap it and see what it is...A DEMO CHARGE?"

DO A BARREL ROLL!

barlio wrote:

Nobody_Holme wrote:

barlio wrote:My Sly Marbo. Has yet to survive a game. Granted everygame except for one he tripled his points in kills.

Thats not unlucky, thats you using him as a suicide trooper. Poor Marbo :(

One of these days, hes going to democharge YOU

Wait, did you guys here something? *looks around, knock at door* "Oh hello Mr. Delivery man thank you for the wrapped package" *walks back to computer* "Sorry somebody sent me a package, let me unwrap it and see what it is...A DEMO CHARGE?"

Snake? SNAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!!

My Vindicare Assassin has yet to hit his target, but has never been killed in battle. It has gotten to the point where my opponents bypass him and laugh.

Guess what?
My vet assualt serge with power axe?
Failed AGAIN.
He deepstriked into a squad of avengers in turn 3 and died. Again.

My big mek with shokk attack gun, he fell 15 times off of terrain and the table. And he is a pain to put back together so i never used him. Then one day i did use him and he asploed first turn killing the loota squad too.

opps dub post. internet lagging on me

My Archon/Dracon always seem to fail the hard to make 2+ invulnerable save. Usually to a single wound from a weapon double his toughness.

My Kroot.

Pill-boxing in woods. Get charged by Banshees. Swing and kill none. Banshees swing and kill three. Kroot fail leadership and get run down on Initiative.

End Turn 1.

Price Yriel has ALWAYS epic failed for me, bar one time, where he played to some odds. My games with him :
-Charges a 12 man squad of 'crons by himslef, activates the eye of wrath. Killing on 2's..... seven 1's.
-Charges a 12 man squad of Kroot, by himself, Eye of wrath. Never wanting to get worse, I get eight 1's
- Charges a Crisis Battlesuit team (3 IIRC). 2 Wound, one saved form a 5+ invul. Takes 2 wounds, losing by one, and fails his Ld9 test. He then proceeds to be caught in sweeping advance, with I7, by Tau. SHAME
- In a squad of Storm Guardians (11 + Him). Squad takes quarter causalties, and he fails his leadership test at Ld10. Cant regroup, as there is an enemy within 6 inches. It was a killpoints game, the squad died, losing me 2 kill points. I lost by one killpoint, and they were set up to get another one.
- He has also been instant killed by Railgun, Lascannons and Powerfists
Yriel SUCKS

MotR

Marbo finally survived a game last night!

...He popped up in cover, democharge 8 chaos marines, turned round, killed a chaos termie with his pistol, then assaulted the last standing termie alongside my tooled-up CCS, and a 5-man stormtrooper team. two stormies died, my lot did no damage, Marbo put a wound on himself with fearless, next round, the termie failed totally to wound the CCS. My next turn, marbo hit and run out of the combat, and got a 1 on his run to go contest an objective, while the CCS, by now alone, kills the termie, then consolidates PAST marbo, into range on the objective. FAIl

Chaos Spawns. Absolutely useless.

But at least you can expect it to accomplish nothing but die.

Content: My Genestealers can be pretty bad. Charged ten feeder tendril Stealers into a Wraithlord expecting to kill or severely wound it in one round. After 3 ish rounds later, the Wraithlord finished off the Stealers, then charged and killed my Carnifex coming to stop it.

My unluckiest model is my Tau Commander. I equipped him w/a Cyclic Ion Blaster (I thought it looked cool and wanted to use it).

Every single game he would die. Despite giving him shield drones, hiding him behind hills, JSJing behind HUGE cover. Always would die.

I bought another commander model just so I could break the streak....

My (3rd Ed.) Salamanders army had a Vindicator. Between tournaments, pick-up games and the college gaming club, I must have played at least 50 games featuring that Vindicator. In all that time it killed precisely 1 model.



A friggin' grot. (I hate scatter)

My shooty death wing squad with apothecary.....

Deep strike- has annihilated itself 5/6 times I have deepstriked them, (curse those trees, ruins, enemy units, miscellaneous objects)
The sixth time, they came on but the opponent placed the squad.... in the opposite end of the board where they could not get anywhere near anyone.....

When finding this out, I walk them on....
Plasma cannon X4
ker-sploady-melt

Will update you on progress of our so “wonderfull” apothecary

My Grey Knight Grand Master..........used in about 10 games,
total kills= 2 guardsman and a dark Eldar Warrior.
Dies Every game, last time lost his last 2 wounds to Guardsmen lasgun fire, only had to make 2 saves........