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2009/09/11 12:56:36
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Aargh. Now "wolf" will sound strange to me for ages!
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2009/09/11 15:37:53
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Cheese Elemental wrote:The Young Space Wolf entered the Wolf Cruiser's forward observatory with trepidation. The perils of Warp travel had always befuddled the Young Space Wolf's wolf senses, but he always found it reassuring to gaze out into normal space as soon as the warp was left behind. It was then the Young Space Wolf caught scent of the Old Space Wolf and immediately relaxed. The Old Space Wolf had, in fact, caught the scent of the Young Space Wolf as well and bid his wolf brother join him in observing the space around the Wolf Cruiser with their wolf eye sight. The Young Space Wolf hurried to the call of the Old Space Wolf and was immediately taking by the quiet silence the older Wolf Brother radiated, his wolven features and wolfish candor tingling his wolf senses as surely as wolfbane. The Young Space wolf again hesitated, but the Old Space Wolf bid him come once more to his wolf side but the Young Space wolf's inner wolf held him back. The Young Space Wolf's wolf senses told him not all was right with the Older Space Wolf and his wolf spirit was not as wolfish as it had at first seemed to the Young Space Wolf's senses. It was then that the Young Space wolf drew his fabled Wolf sword Wolf heart and issued a wolven challenge against the Old Space Wolf's wolf spirit, which met the wolf challenge with the wolvish ferocity a wolf of The Young Space Wolf's wolfishness had expected from the Old Space wolf's wolf spirit. The wolves wolfed in wolvished combat for hours as the wolven wolf spirits wolfed for wolven supremacy. Wolfing the wolves wolf spirit the Young Space Wolf wolfed once more at the Old Space Wolve who wolved a wolf in wolven defiance while wolf spirits wolfed on in wolven combat. Then the Young Space Wolf wolfed a wolf that wolved the wolfish wolf spirit Wolf from his wolven slumber amidst the wolves of Wolf Wolvington, wolfed high in the wolven mountains against the wolves of wolfy wolfishness. Wolfing wolves wolved wolf wolves wolf wolf wolf wolf.
heh All I read was cheesy new codex
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2009/09/11 15:57:31
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Cheese Elemental wrote:The Young Space Wolf entered the Wolf Cruiser's forward observatory with trepidation. The perils of Warp travel had always befuddled the Young Space Wolf's wolf senses, but he always found it reassuring to gaze out into normal space as soon as the warp was left behind. It was then the Young Space Wolf caught scent of the Old Space Wolf and immediately relaxed. The Old Space Wolf had, in fact, caught the scent of the Young Space Wolf as well and bid his wolf brother join him in observing the space around the Wolf Cruiser with their wolf eye sight. The Young Space Wolf hurried to the call of the Old Space Wolf and was immediately taking by the quiet silence the older Wolf Brother radiated, his wolven features and wolfish candor tingling his wolf senses as surely as wolfbane. The Young Space wolf again hesitated, but the Old Space Wolf bid him come once more to his wolf side but the Young Space wolf's inner wolf held him back. The Young Space Wolf's wolf senses told him not all was right with the Older Space Wolf and his wolf spirit was not as wolfish as it had at first seemed to the Young Space Wolf's senses. It was then that the Young Space wolf drew his fabled Wolf sword Wolf heart and issued a wolven challenge against the Old Space Wolf's wolf spirit, which met the wolf challenge with the wolvish ferocity a wolf of The Young Space Wolf's wolfishness had expected from the Old Space wolf's wolf spirit. The wolves wolfed in wolvished combat for hours as the wolven wolf spirits wolfed for wolven supremacy. Wolfing the wolves wolf spirit the Young Space Wolf wolfed once more at the Old Space Wolve who wolved a wolf in wolven defiance while wolf spirits wolfed on in wolven combat. Then the Young Space Wolf wolfed a wolf that wolved the wolfish wolf spirit Wolf from his wolven slumber amidst the wolves of Wolf Wolvington, wolfed high in the wolven mountains against the wolves of wolfy wolfishness. Wolfing wolves wolved wolf wolves wolf wolf wolf wolf.
This remindes me of Smurf speak. 
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2009/09/11 17:31:12
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Cheese Elemental wrote:The Young Space Wolf entered the Wolf Cruiser's forward observatory with trepidation. The perils of Warp travel had always befuddled the Young Space Wolf's wolf senses, but he always found it reassuring to gaze out into normal space as soon as the warp was left behind. It was then the Young Space Wolf caught scent of the Old Space Wolf and immediately relaxed. The Old Space Wolf had, in fact, caught the scent of the Young Space Wolf as well and bid his wolf brother join him in observing the space around the Wolf Cruiser with their wolf eye sight. The Young Space Wolf hurried to the call of the Old Space Wolf and was immediately taking by the quiet silence the older Wolf Brother radiated, his wolven features and wolfish candor tingling his wolf senses as surely as wolfbane. The Young Space wolf again hesitated, but the Old Space Wolf bid him come once more to his wolf side but the Young Space wolf's inner wolf held him back. The Young Space Wolf's wolf senses told him not all was right with the Older Space Wolf and his wolf spirit was not as wolfish as it had at first seemed to the Young Space Wolf's senses. It was then that the Young Space wolf drew his fabled Wolf sword Wolf heart and issued a wolven challenge against the Old Space Wolf's wolf spirit, which met the wolf challenge with the wolvish ferocity a wolf of The Young Space Wolf's wolfishness had expected from the Old Space wolf's wolf spirit. The wolves wolfed in wolvished combat for hours as the wolven wolf spirits wolfed for wolven supremacy. Wolfing the wolves wolf spirit the Young Space Wolf wolfed once more at the Old Space Wolve who wolved a wolf in wolven defiance while wolf spirits wolfed on in wolven combat. Then the Young Space Wolf wolfed a wolf that wolved the wolfish wolf spirit Wolf from his wolven slumber amidst the wolves of Wolf Wolvington, wolfed high in the wolven mountains against the wolves of wolfy wolfishness. Wolfing wolves wolved wolf wolves wolf wolf wolf wolf.
Well this has brought back memories of a terrifying picture i saw on the interweb so thanks.
p.s. i know you didnt intend this but um... yeah i dont like wolves i have wolfaphobia
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2009/09/11 17:32:26
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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A terrifying picture you say? Would that happen to be the one of a furry Space Wolf and an Ultramarine having gay anal sex?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/09/11 17:46:58
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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That space wolf thing reminds me of SPAM... and sausage.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
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2009/09/11 19:30:30
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Focused Fire Warrior
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Cheese Elemental wrote:The Young Space Wolf entered the Wolf Cruiser's forward observatory with trepidation. The perils of Warp travel had always befuddled the Young Space Wolf's wolf senses, but he always found it reassuring to gaze out into normal space as soon as the warp was left behind. It was then the Young Space Wolf caught scent of the Old Space Wolf and immediately relaxed. The Old Space Wolf had, in fact, caught the scent of the Young Space Wolf as well and bid his wolf brother join him in observing the space around the Wolf Cruiser with their wolf eye sight. The Young Space Wolf hurried to the call of the Old Space Wolf and was immediately taking by the quiet silence the older Wolf Brother radiated, his wolven features and wolfish candor tingling his wolf senses as surely as wolfbane. The Young Space wolf again hesitated, but the Old Space Wolf bid him come once more to his wolf side but the Young Space wolf's inner wolf held him back. The Young Space Wolf's wolf senses told him not all was right with the Older Space Wolf and his wolf spirit was not as wolfish as it had at first seemed to the Young Space Wolf's senses. It was then that the Young Space wolf drew his fabled Wolf sword Wolf heart and issued a wolven challenge against the Old Space Wolf's wolf spirit, which met the wolf challenge with the wolvish ferocity a wolf of The Young Space Wolf's wolfishness had expected from the Old Space wolf's wolf spirit. The wolves wolfed in wolvished combat for hours as the wolven wolf spirits wolfed for wolven supremacy. Wolfing the wolves wolf spirit the Young Space Wolf wolfed once more at the Old Space Wolve who wolved a wolf in wolven defiance while wolf spirits wolfed on in wolven combat. Then the Young Space Wolf wolfed a wolf that wolved the wolfish wolf spirit Wolf from his wolven slumber amidst the wolves of Wolf Wolvington, wolfed high in the wolven mountains against the wolves of wolfy wolfishness. Wolfing wolves wolved wolf wolves wolf wolf wolf wolf.
Thank you, Cheese. I was snickering so loud my entire row at work is wondering what the heck I'm reading...
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2009/09/11 19:36:15
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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2009/09/11 19:36:44
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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It's like whenever someone makes referance to "The Wolftime". When people say that, I get a mental picture of Leman Russ breakdancing to the beat of "Can't touch this" and singing "Stop - Wolftime!"
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2009/09/11 21:08:13
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Frightnening Fiend of Slaanesh
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Of all the mistakes you have made, the best are yet to come.
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2009/09/11 21:51:33
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Slightly off topic
I've had songs about 'fat bottom girls' stuck in my head all day! This must have taken some sort of musical geniu-
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/09/11 22:02:46
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/09/11 22:10:45
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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We need the link back to these hilarious battle reports
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2009/09/11 22:30:58
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Frightnening Fiend of Slaanesh
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Pedobear Wordbearer is pure win
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Of all the mistakes you have made, the best are yet to come.
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2009/09/11 22:33:30
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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KevlarPaperclips wrote:
I thought that was Hank Hill at a glance.
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2009/09/11 22:52:31
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Nice to know that when big E gets out of rehab, he'll have his sword right at hand.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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2009/09/11 22:59:08
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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metallifan wrote:
Okay, not -really- 40K oriented (Though it is about Terra! ) But the sheer amount of uberfail before I corrected all these morons is just utterly priceless. 'The US Publik Skuul Sistim at werk':
Is it worth pointing out that Europe isn't a country?
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2009/09/11 23:00:08
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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How the hell is he geting out of rehab looking like that
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/09/11 23:20:05
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Calculating Commissar
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Mekboy wrote:metallifan wrote:
Okay, not -really- 40K oriented (Though it is about Terra! ) But the sheer amount of uberfail before I corrected all these morons is just utterly priceless. 'The US Publik Skuul Sistim at werk':
Is it worth pointing out that Europe isn't a country?
Considering it makes the fails even funnier...
Yes.
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2009/09/12 00:23:17
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Woooh, 2 pages in and already off to a slightly bad start! Not that I don't want this to work; I do.
Anyway, I have a whole bunch, but I'll only post the funnier ones:
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2009/09/12 00:32:42
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
In the depths of a house in minnesota
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If you walk a mile in an orks shoes, your feat will really hurt!
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If you walk a mile in another mans shoes you will be a mile away from him and you will have his shoes.
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2009/09/12 00:41:06
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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aflax1 wrote:If you walk a mile in an orks shoes, your feat will really hurt!
My 1/4 of an English degree hurts.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/09/12 00:48:08
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Calculating Commissar
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Orkestra wrote:aflax1 wrote:If you walk a mile in an orks shoes, your feat will really hurt!
My 1/4 of an English degree hurts.
See: 'The US Publik Skuul Sistim at werk'.
That is all.
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2009/09/12 01:30:01
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/blog.html
The start of the Bonbaonbardlements...for those that missed out...
assault on my floor
07/27/2009 11 Comment(s)
i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k planit strike game i was guards men he was space maines.
to deploy he chose the urbran side i chose the woods.
we rolled to see who would go first i rolled a 1 he rolled a 6.
his turn one alot of shooting no moving! vindicater opened up on a sguad of guards men poof they lost19 of the 20 men then he an strate off the bored.his land raider took out half my army took out four squads of the nine i had at the start that was it.
my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements took out space marine squad a termanator squad and a few scouts i used my assault phase to run away.
jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
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The Rights of the Individual Will Be Protected So Long As They Do Not Conflict With the Beliefs Of The State - Inscription on Latverian Courthouse
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2009/09/12 13:57:45
Subject: Re:40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Doombot001 wrote:http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/blog.html
The start of the Bonbaonbardlements...for those that missed out...
assault on my floor
07/27/2009 11 Comment(s)
i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k planit strike game i was guards men he was space maines.
to deploy he chose the urbran side i chose the woods.
we rolled to see who would go first i rolled a 1 he rolled a 6.
his turn one alot of shooting no moving! vindicater opened up on a sguad of guards men poof they lost19 of the 20 men then he an strate off the bored.his land raider took out half my army took out four squads of the nine i had at the start that was it.
my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements took out space marine squad a termanator squad and a few scouts i used my assault phase to run away.
jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
Guardsmen squads of 20 models, only 9 squads, And now they can phase?!
I think I've died.
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/09/12 14:17:37
Subject: 40K Humour - Some Randomness III (Third time Lucky)
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Killer Klaivex
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I couldn't stop laughing over this DoW vid (excessive swearing, just a warning:
Youtube video with profanity in the title, and profanity throughout, thoughtfully detailed by Cheese in his post removed....
That is it guys the thread is locked.
Please do not restart, This is the third closure, with different users causing closing each time.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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