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Yes, shun the pie and leave more for the rest of us. When one denies the Pie he is only hurting himself.

I like pie. Not turtle pie though. Lemon Meringue

I like chili, a mix of chorizo and diced pork. With fresh jalapenos. On cornbread.

warpcrafter wrote:I have tried to accommodate this turtle and pie foolishness into my world-view, but it is not to be. The foulness that is turtle must be destroyed, by any means necessary. Chaplain Grabthar, we need to establish a unified front against the Turtle Pie (Shun the Turtle Pie, Shuuunnn!!!).

Uh, I hate to point out that shunning the pie would involve not posting here anymore... :(

In happier news, Turtle Pie does not reference a specific type of pie, but the combination of Turtle and Pie, Lemon Meringue is entirely acceptable

(edit) why isn't there an ork frowny face? I don't want to use the crying one all the time.

The heretics shall . for the turtle and the pie

I'm going to enjoy some Crocodile Kiesh.

(spelling what?)

Quiche?
Turtle Pie's mortal enemy, never speak of that blasphemous name again or you shall be condemned to burn in the very oven that baked THE PIE!

But is kieshealsdkfja;lsjbto (spelling?) not merely a crustless pie? Indeed, it even has a shell formed by the pan from whence it came.

Shrike78 wrote:also, does anyone know how to put a link in the sig? i want to put this forum there to spread the word better

Master of Sanctity, I believe I can assist you in this. The result of my delvings in the Librarium are even now in a PM destined for your inbox

For those followers also true to the Path of the Pie, the technique is simple, copy the next line into your sig, then delete the two question marks (?) and it shall be done.Those who wish may replace the words "Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie" with their own phrasing.

[?url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page]Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie[/url?]

Spread the word of Turtle Pie, Brothers. Should The Librarium reveal more useful tidbits I shall bring them to bear in our Holy Crusade against The Pie-less Ones.

Blessed Be The Pie ( Turtle Upon High )

Destroy these Blasphemous Heretics

chaplaingrabthar wrote:[?url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page]Destroy these Blasphemous Heretics[/url?]

The question mark isn't supposed to be there, he just used it so his post wouldn't actually try to make a link.

God Of Yams wrote:

chaplaingrabthar wrote:[?url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page]Destroy these Blasphemous Heretics[/url?]

The question mark isn't supposed to be there, he just used it so his post wouldn't actually try to make a link.

St.Yams, one cannot expect a heretic to actually READ the words of a believer properly. His haste to use my instruction to the brothers lead to his error, so typical of one not versed in the patience of The Holy Turtle(Hard-Shelled be it's name).

Take heed, those readers not yet decided on their loyalties, error, misfortune and public shaming are but the least worries of a heretic.

All Hail The Blessed Omni-Dessert, Patient and Rewarding in It's Eternal Sustainance.

I'm a lazy C&Per

I put forth a notion we should spread the light of the turtle pie to other forums, starting with Warseer & BoLS.

ungulateman

I second the motion

Expanding The Church of the Children of Turtle Pie to other forums is a truly worthwhile ideal, perhaps achieved intitially by placing a link to this thread in your sig on those other sites.

I would, however, make one suggestion.

Add a seperate link to the dakka main page, after all it is only right and proper to promote the interests of our generous hosts who could easily have locked this thread but chose to move it and let it live on.

Go forth and spread thee word my brothers!

Reaper6 wrote:Ah, the eternally tormenting question. Which came first, the Turtle or the Pie.

The Turtle won.

The Pie decided to take a nap because the Turtle is so slow.

If the pie stays awake, that'll be a whole different question.

Reaper6 wrote:Expanding The Church of the Children of Turtle Pie to other forums is a truly worthwhile ideal, perhaps achieved intitially by placing a link to this thread in your sig on those other sites.

I would, however, make one suggestion.

Add a seperate link to the dakka main page, after all it is only right and proper to promote the interests of our generous hosts who could easily have locked this thread but chose to move it and let it live on.

I have an account with Rouge-market, and it will be easy to spread the word there. But yes, but a link to Dakka under the link for the most holy turtle pie.

As almighty leader of the Terrapin Pasties, I declare myself still on the fence (Woo! Fence!)

TheBloodGod wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:Ah, the eternally tormenting question. Which came first, the Turtle or the Pie.

The Turtle won.

The Pie decided to take a nap because the Turtle is so slow.

If the pie stays awake, that'll be a whole different question.

Ah, TheBloodGod, whilst your answer is not strictly in the context of text you quoted, you raise a theologically sound point which, as Librarian of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, I can answer.

In the race for enlightenment, The Turtle did not win. Neither did The Pie. Whilst The Pie rested, The Turtle generously raised The Pie upon it's back, carrying it toward their mutual goal. Along the way, they encountered, and were joined by, The Supporting Virtues (Faith, Wisdom, Tolerance & Fortitude). The Supporting Virtues (commonly portrayed as Elephants), weary from their own travels, were also permitted to stand upon the great shell of The Turtle, where they too supported The Pie. Thus became the image of the unified journey of Strength, Virtue and Spiritual Sustainance.

In a post of mine, earlier in this thread, you can see a representation of this under the title Great A'Tuin, the version of the Holy Trinity Testudine presented as an ongoing vision to Terry of Pratchett that he may share it with the world at large in the form of his Discworld books.

How is the Calgar conversion going shrike we want picies

sonofruss wrote:How is the Calgar conversion going shrike we want picies

Seconded, the anticipation is killing me

My fellow pie lovers we have to stop this.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/30/229824.page

Almost at the end they want to rid the world of the deliciousness of turtle pie.

we must the unbelevers. The war has started my friends.

Burn the so-called Heretics all you want but dont you dare damage my thread, or I'll call in some favours from my army of deathly silence

Oh! And even though I'm on the fence here (may the Terrapin Pasties and the Tortoise Buns guide me) a word of advice, watch out for anti-burning weaapons!

They don't seem to be working...

Has anyone besides me noticed that this entire thing folded out like a much funnyer version of the 40k imperium storyline (horuse herasy)

Happygrunt wrote:Has anyone besides me noticed that this entire thing folded out like a much funnyer version of the 40k imperium storyline (horuse herasy)

That pattern has also been repeated MANY times throughout history, though on a much more "biblical" scale.

If it is war you want it is war you shall have.

I the leader of the church of turtle pi declare war on the followers of turtle pie

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