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youbedead wrote: If it is war you want it is war you shall have.

I the leader of the church of turtle pi declare war on the followers of turtle pie

Forward men For 3.14

Take that, you un-pie-ous nonbeliever!

Nurgle shall have some pie in exchange for protecting us.

Maybe you should wait for an update to unleash the robots.




Oh, and remember who you're messing with:




(edit) someone beat me to burning the Heretics

youbedead wrote: If it is war you want it is war you shall have.

I the leader of the church of turtle pi declare war on the followers of turtle pie

Forward men For 3.14

You false pretenders to the Crust shall be crushed under the Iron Shell of the Great Amphibious One.
Pray to whatever false gods you slave yourselves to and die!

"For Guilliman and the Pie!"

Go forth children and be blessed, for today the Mighty TESTUDINIDAE watches over you. Smash these heretics and wipe them from the face of history. May molten caramel rain holy death from the skies and sear the flesh of these traitors who shun the light of that which is most Delicious.

Bring the light of the Pie to the edges of existence and purge the darkness!

And if you fall in battle, fall knowing your duty is done and Delicious Nirvana awaits those who are most worthy. The Angels of the Heavens will greet you at the Chocolate Gates and lead you too the eternal light! He who dies so that another man may live shall share a slice with our Holy Pie Father as you ride upon the back of the Divine TESTUDINIDAE!

Smashotron wrote:







"For Guilliman and the Pie!"

Excellent post Mr. Smashotron, I fully support your initiation into the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie as an Initiate, all you need is one more member's approval and you may add it to your sig if you so wish.

I fully support this induction.

I also suggest Smashotron be elevated to the rank of "Master of the Armory." His devotion is most evident and such skill is needed if we are to maintain our most Holy machines of war.

aunshova wrote:I fully support this induction.

I also suggest Smashotron be elevated to the rank of "Master of the Armory." His devotion is most evident and such skill is needed if we are to maintain our most Holy machines of war.

Agreed, Smashotron, you shall be a techpriest initiate in the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie

youbedead wrote: If it is war you want it is war you shall have.

I the leader of the church of turtle pi declare war on the followers of turtle pie

Forward men For 3.14

As the first Scholar of the Curch of the Children of Turtle Pie, And as the Discoverer of the connection of pie+3.14 = Eternal Turtle Pie, I do now denounce youbedead as a false leader and pretender to the pi. None of the turtle Pi shall follow this pretender or they shall also be denied the blessing of Pie.

In your attempt to usurp the scholar sub-sect of the greater whole that is the Eternal Turtle Pie you have overstepped your bounds and now force the Scholarum to unleash all of the mightiest of weapons. Weapons that were discovered through research and through cooperation with technologically advanced members of the Church(Turtle Pie its name for eternity).Weapons that fire waves of pure energy that deal generous amouts of Pie Plate of doom goodness.

Behold, THE WAVE MOTION GUN!!!!

This could be messy...
Ah well, you shouldn't have rebelled against the omnipotentness of Turtle Pie.

Foward my men, in the name of all that's tasty!
<-- Me


<-- The Turtle Pie Guard



<--- What happens to the enemy.

Oo! Yay! A war! I will watch from my fence

Fowards, men! Purge the crustless evil that is the Turtle Pi!

<-- Second-in-Command of the Turtle Pie Guard -->

Hi there, I'm new around here....

Uhm.... So...The guy at the gate said there was a punch and pie reception over here...?

DebonaireToast wrote:Hi there, I'm new around here....

Uhm.... So...The guy at the gate said there was a punch and pie reception over here...?

Ah yes of course. Welcome and make yourself at home. Take a tour through out libraries and maybe sit for a sermon or two.
We have much to offer here within our hallowed walls.

Pie for the pious!

DebonaireToast wrote:Pie for the pie-ous!

Fixed. Welcome, Brother DebonaireToast.

ungulateman

Of course. Forgive my heretical language, brothers.
[i]Pie for the pie-ous!

Death to the followers of the false pi!

DebonaireToast wrote:Of course. Forgive my heretical language, brothers.
[i]Pie for the pie-ous!

Death to the followers of the false pi!

They're so cute when they're acolytes.

I also welcome you to our order, Brother DebonaireToast.

May the eternal protection of the Great Shell of the Most Holy Turtle, and soul-satisfying nourishment of The Pastry that is Pie be yours as you join us in time to battle the heretics at our gates.

Onward, Brothers... WAR AWAITS

Foolish religious nuts

science will prevail for even if you kill me turtle pi shall continue on infinitely muwahahahaaa

Long live trutle pi

turtle pie does follow science.

It's just NEW, IMPROVED PSUEDO-SCIENCE!!!!one

lolwut

The chapter of russ will assist the ultra marines in the purge we are the only chapter to do so previously.






for the pie and the turtle

I have ordered Exterminatus upon the followers of the heretical turtle pie.

Goodbye, foul heretics.

I don't know if you knew this tau don't have exterminatus they give out flowers for the greater good For the turtle and the pie.
Destroy the heretics
Has any one seen shrike? we need his wisdom in the war.
Ready for war sir.

Bump.

ungulateman, protecting the existence of the Turtle Pie

All right, it seems that this thread is slowing down a little...So until Shrike comes back with some Marneus Piegar pictures, here's something Turtle Pie related:



Turtles making Pie!

Pizza pie is good but it won't replace turtle pie at least turtles are making it. all hale turtle pie

"Evil Green Amphibians, I hates it I does"

- Smeagol, seer of the truth that Turtle Pie is a lie.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:"Evil Green Amphibians, I hates it I does"

- Smeagol, seer of the truth that Turtle Pie is a lie.

Techpriest Smashotron reporting for duty! Smashing all De-pie-liers for the Good of the Turtland!