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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
chaplaingrabthar wrote:The pie is naught but an empty shell, a burnt crust infesting the brain of true believers.
The crust is not burnt heretic!!!! It is crisp and delicious and it is most definitely not empty!!!!!
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Mekboy wrote:Can we cleanse and purge (by the Turtle) yet?
Oh we can brother... we can
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
chaplaingrabthar wrote:The pie is naught but an empty shell, a burnt crust infesting the brain of true believers.
Believer of what? Galaxy Quest? By Grabthars Hammer? No, WE KNOW how you decieved the thermians with your video propaganda, thus nearly leading to their extinction. We will have none of that. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever.
Return to the real theatre and forsake the blasphemous path thou dost currently tread.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/04 23:21:36
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Happygrunt wrote:Arming fire-and-forget missile, aiminggggg, FIRE! You should have repent, heretic!
I warned ya, didn't I? I said you'd annoy him if you didn't repent and that it would be your undoing...
Happygrunt wrote:I declare, as Zealot Protectius, that you are the number one enemy of the Church of turtle pie. BEGONE!
Awww... Crap !
Now you've done it !
Once he's dealt with you it'll takes us AGES to calm him down ! We didn't name him Zealot for nothing you twit !
Oh, well ! One in, all in... IN THE NAME OF THE BLESSED PIE, BROTHERS... ...CLEANSE AND BURN !
(*sniff) they grow up so fast... I'm so proud of him!
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Now listen here heretic! Your failed attempts at dissuading the followers of turtle pie will be stopped.
Whether by the fork, or the crust, or the iron beak of turtle pie, you will be stopped!!!
Brothers! I think it is time for an exterminatus... it's the only way to be sure
Let's see here... Targeting Richmond Virginia...
ahhh... much better
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
I think that we should wait until a thread goes completely off topic before spreading the work of turtle pie.
also, does anyone know how to put a link in the sig? i want to put this forum there to spread the word better
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Chaplain shrike I shall assist in the and purging of the heretic. Praise the blessed pie of turtle spread the faith.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
Grabthar, we fear not your hammer nor your "Galaxy Quest" to spread your lie about the Pie(Turtle be thy name). Now, return to your commander Taggart and tell him you've failed.
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Happygrunt wrote:Arming fire-and-forget missile, aiminggggg, FIRE! You should have repent, heretic!
I warned ya, didn't I? I said you'd annoy him if you didn't repent and that it would be your undoing...
Happygrunt wrote:I declare, as Zealot Protectius, that you are the number one enemy of the Church of turtle pie. BEGONE!
Awww... Crap !
Now you've done it !
Once he's dealt with you it'll takes us AGES to calm him down ! We didn't name him Zealot for nothing you twit !
Oh, well ! One in, all in... IN THE NAME OF THE BLESSED PIE, BROTHERS... ...CLEANSE AND BURN !
Shrike78 wrote:
Reaper6 wrote:
Happygrunt wrote:Arming fire-and-forget missile, aiminggggg, FIRE! You should have repent, heretic!
I warned ya, didn't I? I said you'd annoy him if you didn't repent and that it would be your undoing...
Happygrunt wrote:I declare, as Zealot Protectius, that you are the number one enemy of the Church of turtle pie. BEGONE!
Awww... Crap !
Now you've done it !
Once he's dealt with you it'll takes us AGES to calm him down ! We didn't name him Zealot for nothing you twit !
Oh, well ! One in, all in... IN THE NAME OF THE BLESSED PIE, BROTHERS... ...CLEANSE AND BURN !
(*sniff) they grow up so fast... I'm so proud of him!
No heretics can withstand us!
Shrike78 wrote:Now listen here heretic! Your failed attempts at dissuading the followers of turtle pie will be stopped.
Whether by the fork, or the crust, or the iron beak of turtle pie, you will be stopped!!!
Brothers! I think it is time for an exterminatus... it's the only way to be sure
Let's see here... Targeting Richmond Virginia...
ahhh... much better
As you can see, the three wepons of most power have been unleashed. The fire and forget missile (buring heretics since before you where born), the Turtle nuke (be its warhead full of pie), and myself, the most Zeal of the Zealots. the heretics have been defeated. TO THE VICTORY FEAST! (snatchs the cheesecake and orange soda).
I have tried to accommodate this turtle and pie foolishness into my world-view, but it is not to be. The foulness that is turtle must be destroyed, by any means necessary. Chaplain Grabthar, we need to establish a unified front against the Turtle Pie (Shun the Turtle Pie, Shuuunnn!!!).
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' 
and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
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(homegrown chapter)
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