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I would say, seeing as they can come with wheels or treads, huge or relatively small, with and without big guns, that it should just be common sense, but that'd just be spoiling the whole point of this

Living Metal for a start XD

And Railguns

so rule ideas for the: ANGRY MARINES CRASSUS ARMORED DOOMSDAY TITAN.

being the manliest thing alive it should have a 1+ Invuln save against shooting from the manliness shooting forth from it's manhood, and because shooting is for losers.

in close combat then it should have I1 so it's enemies can uselessly rage against it's legs, because that's what real men do, let the enemy hit them, then rape them in the face

on the topic of rape in the face, it should having a BSD (big swingin' d***) rule that allows it to turkey-slap all enemies in BSB and it auto hits and wounds and kills all slaneeshi models. and the BSD should be living metal

Also it shoots angry marines into battle and it can spawn cyclops from it's feet which only spawn when the titan is in CC and can also be blown up via BSD and has a large chance of damaging itself because the cyclops is that manly.

Also it has rage

Any other rules?

Barrywise wrote: so rule ideas for the: ANGRY MARINES CRASSUS ARMORED DOOMSDAY TITAN.

BSD should have the same rules as a wrecking ball for ork stompas, much simpler.
also, when it is destroyed, it should automatically act as if it was whatever the biggest explosion was called (cataclysmic?) to represent all of it's awesomeness overloading the reactor and destroying everything nearby.
flamer for the BSD might be taking it a bit too far...

 shrike wrote:

Barrywise wrote: so rule ideas for the: ANGRY MARINES CRASSUS ARMORED DOOMSDAY TITAN.

BSD should have the same rules as a wrecking ball for ork stompas, much simpler.
also, when it is destroyed, it should automatically act as if it was whatever the biggest explosion was called (cataclysmic?) to represent all of it's awesomeness overloading the reactor and destroying everything nearby.
flamer for the BSD might be taking it a bit too far...

Agreed on the flamer bit taking it a wee bit too far.

Suggestive thrust to fire gigantic artillery mounted cannon in pelvis. Absolutely cool.

Cannon is as long as titan is tall? Sounds alright.

"Flamer" activated by busty Farseers? Probably going too far.

Besides, we all know Space marines don't have functioning manly bits anyways

I really want to say that it fires drop pods, but that'll never happen (even doubtful in an imperator).
Cyclops coming out the feet isn't bad... so what will it have on it's arms? I'm thinking a flamethrower of some kind (manly as hell), then either a gatling gun or huge D-weapon (I'm thinking maybe a S10, 5" blast, heavy 4 weapon, then a vortex missile launcher or some such ridicu-powerful blast weapon).
maybe the flamethrower can be on it's wrist, with a huge fist?

 shrike wrote:
I really want to say that it fires drop pods, but that'll never happen (even doubtful in an imperator).
Cyclops coming out the feet isn't bad... so what will it have on it's arms? I'm thinking a flamethrower of some kind (manly as hell), then either a gatling gun or huge D-weapon (I'm thinking maybe a S10, 5" blast, heavy 4 weapon, then a vortex missile launcher or some such ridicu-powerful blast weapon).
maybe the flamethrower can be on it's wrist, with a huge fist?

What's the super gatling gun the ork titans have?

Because it needs like, a gatling version of that i.e. 6 of them bolted together all firing at once (and spinning while all the guns spin so it creates a literal tornado of bullets)

hah, a gatling gun, each barrel being an individual gatling gun... shoulder-mounted?

I'd say S6, AP2, assault 4D6, keeps shooting until it rolls a double on those 4D6?
So runs dry quicker, but much more firepower... haven't played 40k in a while (not at all since 6th actually), so I dunno how well that'd work.

It should have a CRASSUS CANNON on its pelvis. A massive cannon that fires holy CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANPORTs into the groins of all offending parties, small or large, human or machine, male or female.

Range: Unlimited S: D(if ya know what I mean) AP: 1 Special Rules: Melta, Lance, Vortex, Heavy 1, 10" Blast

yeah sorry, i just recently read the 1D4Chan angry marines article and was reading about the dreadnought, got out of hand, sorry. I'll edit it out. I like the flamer Idea, but the storage tanks... oh boy, here i go again. forget I said anything

also why not a CAAT-a-pult?

Also railguns are pretty manly, especially ones that shoot metal stools

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWS1dBrAAJU

Probably needs a snarl of razor wire on the front to represent its chest hair.

Way too many posts without a picture of a tank or a "tank". Fix this now gentlemen.

 Griddlelol wrote:

 Commander_Nightflier wrote:

Anything that floats around like a fairy can never, ever be called manly.

You, Sir, have just made my day.

Not that it is any where as manly as the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT but this is pretty manly plus it has a nob cannon so has to count for something

11 pages later and people are still relentlessly flogging a joke that wasn't even that funny to begin with.

Real men wear Tank slippers, it says "Manly"..



For the record no Wheeled vehicle is a tank, a Tank can have road wheels for their tracks, but they must have tracks.

A non-manly, Wheeled Vehicle. NO TANK



This NO TANK



This TANK



This NO TANK



Geddit?

MarsNZ wrote:
11 pages later and people are still relentlessly flogging a joke that wasn't even that funny to begin with.

Each to their own, I find this rather amusing. If you don't like it then stop reading and go and find another thing to tickle your funny bone, the internet is a big place.

but what about this?

MarsNZ wrote:
11 pages later and people are still relentlessly flogging a joke that wasn't even that funny to begin with.

New Zealanders......

MarsNZ wrote:11 pages later and people are still relentlessly flogging a joke that wasn't even that funny to begin with.

saying a dakka meme isn't funny on a dakka thread half filled with people saying that meme... not gonna end well.

also, another contestant- a tank so manly, they resurrected it 4 editions later.

 Shadox wrote:
but what about this?

Tell him Conseula...

For the Angry Marines Titan...
Gatling Punisher cannons! A Punisher cannon, made of Punisher cannons, made of EVEN MORE PUNISHER CANNONS!... Hell, we could even go deeper, and have EVEN MORE BULLETS!....

Imagine the amount of dice you would need

MarsNZ wrote:
11 pages later and people are still relentlessly flogging a joke that wasn't even that funny to begin with.

What's that in the punchbowl?

Boom times!

Before any one says it's not a tank, it's listed under "imperial Guard Tanks" on the Forge World Website

 Anarchyman99 wrote:
Boom times!

Before any one says it's not a tank, it's listed under "imperial Guard Tanks" on the Forge World Website

 shrike wrote:

 mwnciboo wrote:
I can live with all the other suggestions regardless of whether they are "strictly a Tank" because they all have Treads.

In that case, I'd like to put forward the Cyclops demolition vehicle- imagine an armour plated RC car filled with enough plastic explosive to destroy a squad of men or an enemy leman russ. It has treads, remember?
because sometimes it isn't about a tank's strength or size, but about a tank's heart, and this little fella is prepared to blow himself to kingdom come to take on a tank far, far bigger than him. He's the David of the tank world- just with more explosives and death.
now let us all bow our heads in remembrance to the little guys who gave their little machine-spirit lives so that we may live.

way ahead of ya

Real men dont have to hide miles away behind a remote control console!

 Zefig wrote:
Real men dont have to hide miles away behind a remote control console!

in the rules it's 24", so it's still relatively close (especially if it's during trench warfare, going out into no-man's land with nothing but an RC car can't be hiding

That still leaves you sitting around playing with your wee little joystick when you could be hand carrying the explosives yourself, punching someone in the face, or crushing your enemies under the treads of a real tank. Not manly.

 Zefig wrote:
That still leaves you sitting around playing with your wee little joystick when you could be hand carrying the explosives yourself, punching someone in the face, or crushing your enemies under the treads of a real tank. Not manly.

hades breaching drill, then?
Imma giant rock drill with lasers that drops off a load of shotgun-toting, unfeeling badass clones who dish out demo charges like it's a new fething halloween treat.

badass

 Shadox wrote:
but what about this?

They're called Half Tracks.