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This is the Angry Marine Predator Angrynator. It fires angry marines. Suck it.



Although, in 5 years I may be able to win. Angry Marine CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Anything that straps 3 multimeltas to a rhino chasis is manly indeed

 TheAngrySquig wrote:

 Elector wrote:




This better then?

Ordinatus Armageddon

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Welp, this guy wins. *folds cards*
I tried to add a success kid pic I found about that "artillery silencer" saying "Makes Huge Penis Gun, Everyone Calls It Awesome"

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
Anything that straps 3 multimeltas to a rhino chasis is manly indeed

Flamers.


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 shrike wrote:


what is the current leaderboard then?

1. Legion Typhon Heavy Siege Tank
2. CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
3. Ironclad Dreadnought

as badass as the typhon is, I still reckon the warmaul or fortress of arrogance is more badass

But...

Ironclads are covered in sissy armour... Not like a Basilisk...

 shrike wrote:
as badass as the typhon is, I still reckon the warmaul or fortress of arrogance is more badass

If the Typhon didn't ram at Str10AP2, and Ignore cover on its shots purely due to firepower, I'd possibly agree.

But, as is, Typhon is for men who shave against the grain with fire axes. In the middle of a housefire. That they just saved 30 Playmates from. At the Same time. And then claimed the house as his own. Still on fire. Playboy Mansion.

Manly.

Hetelic wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 Void__Dragon wrote:
How are you defining "tank"?

Anything with a gun and armor on it. Feel free to come up with whatever ridiculous reasons you wish to justify your "reasoning". Eldar tanks, ork tanks, space marine tanks, etc. etc. As long as it has a gun on it and can't get killed by a lasgun, we'll let it be called a tank for the purposes of this.

Fits the criteria though. It has armour and guns, and can't be killed by a lasgun, so it is technically a walking tank xD

However, they apparently CAN be killed by lasguns if you go by dan abnett. It's mentioned twice in the first three books alone. At one point a guy shoots one through its visor and kills the occupant. In another, a scout overcharges his lasgun, causing it to explode and blow the entire front end of it off.

God i love loopholes


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And in case anyone can't tell already, this thread pretty much runs on troll logic, so the more outlandish and ridiculous your argument is the more likely it'll win

And saying you have the manliest tau or eldar tank is like saying you have the world's manliest Prius. I mean yeah, it's fast and all, but it's a friggin PRIUS.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 Commander_Nightflier wrote:
i take your Leman Russ and raise you



i take your gun that takes up the whole turret, and give you a gun thats longer than our tank, not because it has to be but because we like big guns (railgun the answer to all)
not enough armor, we can hide behind a bush and you cant even see us (disruption pods four a 2+ cover save)
ur a tractor, trackors don't fly, hammerheads do (skimmer for the win)
you can move and shoot ur battle cannon, we can move twice as far and do the same (multi-tracker, shoots like a fast skimmer)
we take your leman russ, make it bigger, lighter, strap on some thrusters and some anti-grave bits, and one of the few non apoc guns that truly is the answer all to anything, no special rules need, just a stat line...

Is it opposite day already?

Apparently. They could at least post the old epic-scale Hammerhead variant that has two railguns.

I don't know if this is just me, but everytime I've seen a hammerhead in person, it's *ahem* firepower, is a little... droopy. Like it lacks motivation, or has performance anxiety or something.

And look at how skinny it is. Everybody knows the width's more important than the length. That's why the Leman Russ is the real lady killer

ehh... i sense some tau hate....
alright fine pure stat line
13 12 10
1 less on each side than a leman russ, but wait it flies and can have a ridiculous cover save from emitting pure awesome
has two large arc burst cannon, (these things aren,t great i know, not my point)
railgun, if you have never seen one in action, if you think it has performance issues that because they ignore the other tanks leaving them for the rest of the army namely the broadsides who decided they need two

also im new, be nice...

We're messing with you man. Go back and read a few pages of this thread. I don't think there's been a single genuinely serious post since the first page

 Commander_Nightflier wrote:

Anything that floats around like a fairy can never, ever be called manly.

Im here to tell you I died laughing.

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But that goes against our strongest traditions!

Although seriously, we're just humouring you. This is a comical thread, after all. People have been far worse...

Anyway. I'm adamant that the Basilisk is the manliest. Seriously, it's a tank, with a platform built on top, with a gun larger than itself on the back. No armour or anything.

Imagine an astronaut, extinguishing a forest fire, in jeans and a lumberjack shirt, with a beard and moustache. Who is also a world fishing champion.

 IHateNids wrote:
Im here to tell you I died laughing.

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Did you pass your "we'll be back" roll at least? Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

And I would definitely agree the Basilisk is up there. That thing has been iconic to the Imperial Guard for quite a while.


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 Orkboy1 wrote:
Check it honees!
http://www.tanksandtrolls.co.uk/images/miniatures/40k%20vehicles/Warlord%20New/Odin%20Refit%20290609%20(8).JPG

Link doesn't work by the way.

In the vein of a "man who brings a Knife to a Gunfight", one contributor put forward a Dreadnought in a tank discussion. I can live with all the other suggestions regardless of whether they are "strictly a Tank" because they all have Treads.

I will not take the "LORD ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT'S name in vein" but I believe the contributor has missed the entire premise of our collective endeavours.

I believe once this is settled, another "What is the manliest Walker thread" must be started...

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 IHateNids wrote:
Im here to tell you I died laughing.

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Did you pass your "we'll be back" roll at least?

Indeed, thanks for asking.

Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

I doubt that will be the case after IA12 and the Megalith. Until then, ill put forward the pre-fifth Monolith.

Immune to Melta and Lance, and Drop Pod Mishap-denial

Blood angels land raider. Nuke them from orbit. WITH OUR TANKS

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
Blood angels land raider. Nuke them from orbit. WITH OUR TANKS

Even better, take a skyshield landing pad. You can park like 5 of those bad boys on it with zero scatter. AND GET THEM A +4 INVULN ON THE NEXT TURN.

They need an upgrade called rocket boosters that gives them a large blast template around where the land

Each faction should put forth their manliest tank and be judged for all the world to see.

I, again, put forth the humble Trukk for the the orks as riding that thing to do your shopping is manly enough but to ride that into battle needs balls of diamond coated steel.

*pulls out a chari to stand on*

I concede that orks do not have male parts but they reproduce from the collective manliness of their race, they exude manliness through their life and then a ton of it in their manly deaths to create more manly men that overwhelm all other manly sources around them. What vehicle better shows this level of manliness than one designed to get these manly men into a proper fight as fast as possible without regard to silly notions of safety of sanity? The trukk shows these ideals in abundance, it may not have many guns on it but it is in and of itself a weapon, and any who doubt it will feel the impact of its manliness as their oh so vaunted tank is reduced to rubble beneath our orky, kicking wheels!

*steps off chair and orders some fungus beer*

MrMoustaffa 498612 5171384 741047c90bb787ecc9f836e6984386e2. wrote:png Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

And I would definitely agree the Basilisk is up there. That thing has been iconic to the Imperial Guard for quite a while.

I'm still waiting to see a picture of some guy converting a Doomsday Cannon so that it looks like its the driver's junk. I think that would at least make it a contendor.

RegalPhantom wrote:

MrMoustaffa 498612 5171384 741047c90bb787ecc9f836e6984386e2. wrote:png Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

And I would definitely agree the Basilisk is up there. That thing has been iconic to the Imperial Guard for quite a while.

I'm still waiting to see a picture of some guy converting a Doomsday Cannon so that it looks like its the driver's junk. I think that would at least make it a contendor.

Or you could just photoshop it in to take up the woefully underutilised groin on the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TITAN!

Also on an unrelated, we've been in the top 3-5 most popular threads on Dakkdakka since this thread started. Keep spreading the word boyz!

"Blood Angels Landraider is a "LANGUAGE moving Drop pod". Typical of the BA Codex, like Deep striking LR and Fast Tanks, despite the BA having no great reknown with vehicles unlike say the White Scars or the Ravenwing, but the Blood Angel Uber-dex is cheap and written by he-who-must-not-be-named" so saith the Transport

2:21 Chapter Bishōnen Astartes taken from THE BOOK OF CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

 mwnciboo wrote:

"Blood Angels Landraider is a "LANGUAGE moving Drop pod". Typical of the BA Codex, like Deep striking LR and Fast Tanks, despite the BA having no great reknown with vehicles unlike say the White Scars or the Ravenwing, but the Blood Angel Uber-dex is cheap and written by he-who-must-not-be-named" so saith the Transport

2:21 Chapter Bishōnen Astartes taken from THE BOOK OF CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Implying that THE BOOK OF CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT would consist of anything but "CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT"

for about 380 pages.

Hey when you are the Top Dog, like the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT you can piss vitriol on anything and anyone and it most certainly does.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

RegalPhantom wrote:

MrMoustaffa 498612 5171384 741047c90bb787ecc9f836e6984386e2. wrote:png Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

And I would definitely agree the Basilisk is up there. That thing has been iconic to the Imperial Guard for quite a while.

I'm still waiting to see a picture of some guy converting a Doomsday Cannon so that it looks like its the driver's junk. I think that would at least make it a contendor.

Or you could just photoshop it in to take up the woefully underutilised groin on the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TITAN!

Also on an unrelated, we've been in the top 3-5 most popular threads on Dakkdakka since this thread started. Keep spreading the word boyz!

Brilliant idea: ANGRY MARINES CRASSUS ARMORED DOOMSDAY TITAN. Basically a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSULT TITAN piloted by Angry Marines with a Doomsday Cannon attached to the groin. It fires by making lewd thrusting gestures. It can also be used to make a special close combat attack, and allows the Angry Marines player to force any models within 24" to re-roll any morale check, successful or unsuccessful (depends on whether the Angry Marine pilot screams "I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT #*&^#&^$&*#$^&#*^*" or "I DID THE SAME THING TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT")

Please, stop this before I spray Pepsi across my computer screen.

RegalPhantom wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

RegalPhantom wrote:

MrMoustaffa 498612 5171384 741047c90bb787ecc9f836e6984386e2. wrote:png Too bad necrons can't compete with the mighty imperium tanks

And I would definitely agree the Basilisk is up there. That thing has been iconic to the Imperial Guard for quite a while.

I'm still waiting to see a picture of some guy converting a Doomsday Cannon so that it looks like its the driver's junk. I think that would at least make it a contendor.

Or you could just photoshop it in to take up the woefully underutilised groin on the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TITAN!

Also on an unrelated, we've been in the top 3-5 most popular threads on Dakkdakka since this thread started. Keep spreading the word boyz!

Brilliant idea: ANGRY MARINES CRASSUS ARMORED DOOMSDAY TITAN. Basically a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSULT TITAN piloted by Angry Marines with a Doomsday Cannon attached to the groin. It fires by making lewd thrusting gestures. It can also be used to make a special close combat attack, and allows the Angry Marines player to force any models within 24" to re-roll any morale check, successful or unsuccessful (depends on whether the Angry Marine pilot screams "I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT #*&^#&^$&*#$^&#*^*" or "I DID THE SAME THING TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT")

Someone please make rules and a model for this so I can bring it to my FLGS's next Apoc game

 mwnciboo wrote:
I can live with all the other suggestions regardless of whether they are "strictly a Tank" because they all have Treads.

In that case, I'd like to put forward the Cyclops demolition vehicle- imagine an armour plated RC car filled with enough plastic explosive to destroy a squad of men or an enemy leman russ. It has treads, remember?
because sometimes it isn't about a tank's strength or size, but about a tank's heart, and this little fella is prepared to blow himself to kingdom come to take on a tank far, far bigger than him. He's the David of the tank world- just with more explosives and death.
now let us all bow our heads in remembrance to the little guys who gave their little machine-spirit lives so that we may live.

I love how this thread is slowly turning from "manliest tank" to "what is the most ridiculously over the top manliest vehicle we can make?"

We may well need to start a second thread just for it once we better nail down what properties the manliest vehicle ever should have