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Okay so yesterday I was using my Orks Guardian Saints (coustom army I have ruleobok online if you are interested). My opponent was space marine death angles. I thought of a ork strat that won me the next three games I played with my orkers!


So basically you get three Big Meks with Kustum Force Riot Shields and you set them six inches from each other. In the middle of them you place a battlewagon with death rollerblades. you rampage through the map with 4+,4+4+ armor saves AND with death or glory. If the battlewagon is wrecked- even better twenty of my mega nobs swarm out for kily

WOW, this seems unstoppable! I think I know who will be winning 'ardboys next!

thanks I need some loop holes though because I want to know what to expect.


here is my fatal flaw... I am not sure wether it is worth equiping the mega nobs in bikes or not because I don't want to put all my bread loaves in one basket.

I usually run my meganobz with painboy (THey are Nobz so they get all of nobz upgraes) and of course with 5 bosspoles so they never run away.

hmm intresting... is it worth butting the painboy in a bike too? for extra mobility?

only put half on bikes, that way you can be infantree and bikes!

okay so that weigh I get all the beneficety grains of having infantry like transports but still get the invulv save?

Yeah, it doesnt say in the rules you dont

Strangest. Thread. Ever.

Yes, I'm giving the mods a holler. At the very least it's in the wrong forum. Maybe more than that.

I think its a joke.

I hope...

Where's the option that doesn't say that it's good?

Also the joke option that usually shows up with these.

HolyShift wrote:Okay so yesterday I was using my Orks Guardian Saints (coustom army I have ruleobok online if you are interested). My opponent was space marine death angles. I thought of a ork strat that won me the next three games I played with my orkers!


So basically you get three Big Meks with Kustum Force Riot Shields and you set them six inches from each other. In the middle of them you place a battlewagon with death rollerblades. you rampage through the map with 4+,4+4+ armor saves AND with death or glory. If the battlewagon is wrecked- even better twenty of my mega nobs swarm out for kily

OK, im confused.

1) How did you get 3 big meks?
2) Whats a Kustom Force Riot Shield?
3) death rollerblades? is that a standard death roller?
4) What do you mean by 4+4+4+ armour saves?
5) Where does death or glory come into it?
6) How did you fit 20 mega nobs into one battlewagon?
7) mega armor bikes?

ehmmm .... my questions are the same of dayve....

Is it apokalypse???? in that case probably marines are so plenty of weapons that such a small force would be crushed in turn 2....
It is not??? well so your army is totally irregular...
2 big meks.... they give 5+ cover with kustom force field
What the hell is a death rollerblade? bikes embarked??? you simply can't if it's not a super heavy...

What kind of codex are you using? Standard dex? everything you said is totally breaking the rules...
An Imperial armour list??? I didn't see anything similar...
A fan-made codex??? if it allows this kind of stuff probably a serious opponent wouldn't let you use it...

anyway it's absolutely not so good... Even assuming everything you said is regular which probably is not, this would be a GREAT amount of points in
- 3 bigmeks alone on the field, getting killed by the first krak missile , and not able to stay with the battlewagons since they move at maximum 6"+1d6 in one turn
- 2 extremely expensive battlewagon totally unsupported by infantry and ready to get fried by the first melta
- 20 meganobz, relying entirely on the BW lacking any support... if the Battlewagons are destroyed they're going to receive the hell on them....

... all of this against a shooty marine or Taus or Guard....
Against SW or BA or melee oriented Chaos you're going to receive a bunch of Deathstar units that you simply are not able to face...

Your poll lacks the "it's bad" choice

OP:

The problem with your custom ruleset is going to become rather noticeable when you run into other custom rulesets. For example, if you play against my custom ruleset Dark Eldar, which have an antifungal aerial projector that kills any orks on the field at the start of the game.

This is what happens when someone loses so badly, they just make up crap to make themselves invincible.

I've seen a few of these ''odd'' threads on the forum and all I can cay now is 'In B4 Lock'

Yeah, my custom army is a single space marine pwnbrarian. He has two powers that he can use each turn without testing. The first one is that he can call a hurricane that moves all enemy models into a pile in the middle of the table. The second power is that he allows me to smash those models with a hammer, forcing my opponent to remove them as casualties.

Oh yeah, and he always goes first.

Oye, I want to be in before the lock!

DarkHound wrote:Oye, I want to be in before the lock!

me too!

I should point out then that being in before the lock is against the forum rules...