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2011/05/26 13:45:07
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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WTF!?
Based on this travesty of attempted fanw*nkery here is my new fluff for the rumoured Sister of Battle codex.
Constantine Valdor had a secret daughter. Constantine valdor's secret daughter was called Valdoria. Valdoria helped the emperor defeat Horus in the climactic battle of the horus heresy. The Emperor rewarded her with an entire chapter of sisters even though the concept of a chapter hadn't been invented yet. The sisters made an alliance with the squats to help them build [insert name of cool new unit here]. Now they battle everyone!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/26 13:46:07
Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/05/26 13:48:58
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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This is new and exciting.
You're, like, the first person to read and comment on the GK codex.
You're setting records.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/05/26 13:54:47
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Cheers superstar! 
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/05/26 14:03:31
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Did he also have a time machine and went forward in time and then came back and gave her a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/26 14:14:48
No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2011/05/26 14:11:16
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Pilau Rice wrote:Did he also have a time machine and went forward in time and then came back and gave her a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Nobody is lucky enough for that to happen. I'm reliably informed that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is too awesome for time travel.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/26 14:51:11
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2011/05/26 14:15:27
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Gorechild wrote: I'm reliably informed that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is two awesome for time travel.
Not just one awesome but two
woah ...
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2011/05/26 14:18:42
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Badass "Sister Sin"
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Hey look, it is this thread. Joy.
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2011/05/26 14:32:10
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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I like the SoB background... just add that she armwrestled Gog and Magog at the same time and won (afterwards carving her name on their biceps and changing her name to Sizter RulZ!!)
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DO:70S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k93/f#++D++++A++++/eWD-R++++T(D)DM+
Note: Records since 2010, lists kept current (W-D-L)  Blue DP Crusade 126-11-6  Biel-Tan Aspect Waves 2-0-2  Looted Green Horde smash your face in 32-7-8  Broadside/Shield Drone/Kroot blitz goodness 23-3-4  Grey Hunters galore 17-5-5  Khan Bikes Win 63-1-1  Tanith with Pardus Armor 11-0-0  Crimson Tide 59-4-0  Green/Raven/Deathwing 18-0-0  Jumping GK force with Inq. 4-0-0  BTemplars w LRs 7-1-2  IH Legion with Automata 8-0-0  RG Legion w Adepticon medal 6-0-0 Primaris and Little Buddies 7-0-0
QM Templates here, HH army builder app for both v1 and v2
One Page 40k Ruleset for Game Beginners |
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2011/05/26 14:51:51
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Pilau Rice wrote:Gorechild wrote: I'm reliably informed that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is two awesome for time travel.
Not just one awesome but two
woah ...
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2011/05/26 15:00:06
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lobukia wrote:I like the SoB background... just add that she armwrestled Gog and Magog at the same time and won (afterwards carving her name on their biceps and changing her name to Sizter RulZ!!)
That made me laugh.
Yea....the whole carving his name in that Primarchs heart was uh............. a bit weird. So the Primarch just sat there and let it happen? I have only heard about the bits Ive seen on DAKKA so I dont really know exactly why/how he was able to sit still long enough for that super awesome tattoooooo of death but still...sounds wonky to me!
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2011/05/26 15:02:47
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Gorechild wrote:
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/26 15:04:58
No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2011/05/26 15:11:07
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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The warp.
It's like the solution to all fluff problems for 40k. Not like anything lives there mind you.
Need to change previous fluff? Use the warp.
Need to go back/forward in time. As above.
Really. The warp.
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2011/05/26 16:27:08
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Matt Ward hate thread number 32 has been logged.
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2011/05/26 16:38:46
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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KingCracker wrote:Lobukia wrote:I like the SoB background... just add that she armwrestled Gog and Magog at the same time and won (afterwards carving her name on their biceps and changing her name to Sizter RulZ!!)
That made me laugh.
Yea....the whole carving his name in that Primarchs heart was uh............. a bit weird. So the Primarch just sat there and let it happen? I have only heard about the bits Ive seen on DAKKA so I dont really know exactly why/how he was able to sit still long enough for that super awesome tattoooooo of death but still...sounds wonky to me!
I keep waiting for the GW explanation that this was all satire, making fun of the GK's having a Chuck Norris like belief in their leader's powers
Grey Knight sarg to Ultramarine captain:
"Oh, so you think Calgar's tough, killed some 'nids and a big bad daemon or two?!... well Draigo once baked a black forest cake, while playing chess, while beating up a daemon prince, while carving his name in a fallen primarch's body cavity, while reciting the Imperial Invictus backwards... oh yeah, and both the prince and the primarch said it was the best cake they had even had!"
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DO:70S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k93/f#++D++++A++++/eWD-R++++T(D)DM+
Note: Records since 2010, lists kept current (W-D-L) Blue DP Crusade 126-11-6 Biel-Tan Aspect Waves 2-0-2 Looted Green Horde smash your face in 32-7-8 Broadside/Shield Drone/Kroot blitz goodness 23-3-4 Grey Hunters galore 17-5-5 Khan Bikes Win 63-1-1 Tanith with Pardus Armor 11-0-0 Crimson Tide 59-4-0 Green/Raven/Deathwing 18-0-0 Jumping GK force with Inq. 4-0-0 BTemplars w LRs 7-1-2 IH Legion with Automata 8-0-0 RG Legion w Adepticon medal 6-0-0 Primaris and Little Buddies 7-0-0
QM Templates here, HH army builder app for both v1 and v2
One Page 40k Ruleset for Game Beginners |
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2011/05/26 16:52:37
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Why did he have to add Draigo? Why?
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2011/05/26 17:10:43
Subject: I Just read the background in the grey knights' codex.....
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The Hammer of Witches
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Why have I suddenly got the theme from the Magic Roundabout in my head?
Doo-dudu-doo-doo, doo-dudu-doo-doo...
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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