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You mean something like The End of Times, 2012, Armageddon... gak like that?

Well, the last post was on "Unfortunately". So:

Fortunately, Max's plot hole also had some other ramifications, so Max grabbed one of them while falling and woke up to the relative safety of a Paradise World.

See? not stalled anymore

Unfortunately, plot holes tend to multiply like rabbits once they're running out of control, especially in a place like Paradise World (Hollywood?). Max gingerly stepped over a metaphor refering to something impossible, nimbly ducked a low-flying cameo by the director (playing a role 20 years too young for him), but slipped when trying to squeeze between two alternate timelines that made no sense at all.

Lying on his face in the bottom of the plot-hole, it felt so much easier to just stay there, and fade away...

Erm... RiTides, was that a continuation of the story or what?

I believe it was, apparantly max is now in hollywood.

Sorry, Sandra Bullock's acceptance speech was too good, and the script and acting in Duplicity (which I just watched 3 times in a row... don't ask) was too bad. I was inspired

I did include a question mark, allowing you to run with it, or change course . But doesn't it make sense!? If he's in a movie, all of this could be connected, leading to some sinister conclusion... rather than just the random thoughts of 30 strangers on the internet producing a convoluted plot trail...

Fortunately, Dr. Rockso showed up, and together they did some blow and banged some sweet Hollywood starlets.

Unfortunately, the thread was rated PG, and Max and the Doctor were arrested for being too silly.

Fortunately, the cop was female and single, and so Max used his good looks and slick moves to seduce her and then double-teamed her with Rockso. When she passes out from the sensory overload they brofist and escape.

Unfortunately, she'd become addicted to the sensory overload they provided, so she started following Max demanding for more...until Max passed out from exhaustion, with a smokin' weener stuck out in plain sight

Fortunately, he had several other smoking weiners from the BBQ he'd just come from, so he didn't miss the one she 'took home'.

Unfortunately, all the sensory overload had attracted Slaanesh's attention, and the god began to try to find its way into the real world.

Fortunately, the OP stepped in before the thread became rather more than PG, and Slannesh trying to breach the barriers of reality (at least this isn't the background forum, the barriers of reality seem hardly to exist there ) caused a wormhole which transported Max into the very heart of Fort Meade.

Unfortunately, through said wormhole came along some pretty nasty Daemonettes and a very nasty Keeper of Secrets, who proceeded to slay every one they could find in Fort Meade, and then raped our hero till he bowed to the powers of the Prince of Excess

Fortunately, one of the workers at Fort Meade had managed to send out a distress signal before dieing, which resulted in a crack squad of SAS troopers arriving (yes I know its a long way to go from Britain, but they can be there for leave or something), who were, for some reason, immune to slannesh.

Unfortunately, Slaanesh was not immune to them, and died.

This caused a second space-time warp in 40K reality which reversed the previous one and sucked Max all the way back to the Golden Throne.

Max fell out of the sky, landing on the Emporer and squashing him.

Fortunately our Golden Emperor's Holy Casing can never be destroyed and Max simply bounced off and hit the ground.......HARD.

Unfortunately the Emporer had got out of his casing for a good stretch, having been woken up by Max a page or so ago, so Max did fall on him and squash him.

(Fort Meade! I could've visited Max...)

Fortunately for Max, everyone was tired of hearing about the Emperor, anyway, and wanted him out of the way so the plot of the 40k universe could advance.

Max was hailed as a hero by fluff enthusiasts everywhere!

Unfortunately, fame usually brings bad things along, so Max, now being a hero and all, slowly fell to SDA (SexDrugsnAlcohol), and got 40kAIDS infected from a 40kHeroin shot, and now he lay in a hospital bed, forgotten by all his fans, waiting to (puff-puff) pass away

Fortunately, he had several perfect clones stored in a cryo-pod somewhere in the Eye of Terror. Once his previous body passed away, his soul fled to its next new body. Once free of the cryo-facility, there was a massive orgy at Slaanesh's house and Max was invited.

Unfortunately at said party some of the cultist thought it "sexy" to castrate themselves during the sex party.

Fortunately Max the reincarnated Orgyn was not THAT dumb, instead he proceded to purge the vile chaos host by flame and ogryn fist to face

Unfortunately, Slaanesh was not pleased with Max's betrayal and turned him into a squig.

Fortunately, Zoggy turned up and desquigified him.

Unfortunately Zoggy was a little tired when he desquigified Max and now Max is the only person in the Universe to have the symptom of turning into a squig every 5 minutes and back every 2.

Fortunately, the upshot of all the squiggyness was that Slaanesh decided Max wasn't interesting anymore, and left him alone for a while.

Unfortunately, his changing habits attracted the attention of Tzeentch, who decided to make our hero his personal champion. So now Max,besides the fact that he was a squigryn, was starting to mutate heavily, thorns, horns, claws and the like, growing and retracting at the will of his unholy master.

Fortunately, Max the squigryn found his new Wolverine-like abilities very cool. He briefly considered marketing himself to a Hollywood film-making company (with a release date scheduled somewhere between Iron Man 2 and Tron later this year).

However, he remembered his trouble with the plot holes earlier in the thread, and decided he better not risk it. Instead, he set about stabbing everything in sight with his retractable thorn/horn/claw things.

Unfortunatly this gathered a lot of followers who were just dumbstruck when they saw what he could do with his thorns, horns, claws, and things.
This is bad because followers turns into cults, cults turn into armies, and armies that don't follow the Emperor will find that the Imperium likes to bi***slap armies of chaos with their mighty power.

Fortunately, Max was enjoying his new-found power over his cult-like followers. They all saved his comic books in little plastic bags (indeed, he was already on issue #137) and would pay handsomely for the first edition.

He called a gathering in the forrest (like in X-Men 3) where he declared himself the De-Facto new Emperor, having squashed the old one earlier in the thread. The crowd began to chant "Maximus! Maximus! Maximus!"

The only downside was his having to go into a backroom every 5 minutes, where he briefly turned into a squig, and then come back out again. But given everything else that was going his way, he figured this was no big deal.