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I hunger for pie. I may even be persuaded to indulge in the turtle variety. If only there was a Commander Farsight model with the Pie blade to persuade me further.
Brothers, I now put forward for your consideration that all of ChaplainGrabthar past transgressions and hostilities be completely forgiven if he is successful in the quest of finding Farsight and his mighty Pie Wedge.
Such a find would help us to rightfully serve The Omni-Dessert to those most in need. All Praise the Greater Wholeness that is The Eternal Turtle Pie.
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
I second this motion. The Great conffectionary delight is nothing if not forgiving
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Yep, go and get it and you shall no longer be a heretic.
So you've got a Scholar, our High Chaplain and a Saint on your side should you go get it. Should you return with the Sacred Pie Wedge of Farsight, then any previous heretical stuff shall be forgotten, and you will be redeemed in the ligh of the Turtle pie.
Should you fail, then...
Umm...
Don't come back!
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:I hunger for pie. I may even be persuaded to indulge in the turtle variety. If only there was a Commander Farsight model with the Pie blade to persuade me further.
You just gave me an awesome idear for the Shova I'm currently working on.
God Of Yams wrote:
Oh, and Shrike, any news on Piegar?
I cannot find the steed!!! the steed has been lost!!!
I had the turtle.. then I primered the turtle... and now it's GONE...
I have put up "lost primered turtle" signs around my neighborhood... I hope that it will return on it's own though... ... I miss him
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
realspace3 wrote:I too wish to worship the mighty turtle pie.
umm, how do I join??
Brother/Sister, it is simple. Dedicate yourself to learning the facts of Chuck Norris, and Mr. T, as well as their offspring, Mr. Chuck and T Norris. be ever vigilant for the threat of cupcakes, and ensure that you do not allow the dastardly Brownie to ever taint you.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
I am up for it. Don't know about Bowzer need more input from the saints of turtle pie.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
He looks like a turtle and breathes fire, which he uses to cook pies. He is an embodiment of the Turtle Pie, while Nintendo are all heretics for portraying him as a villan.
God Of Yams wrote:Quick, brothers, we must find a new model for shrike to use as the mighty Piegar's mount
realspace3 wrote:Most flavoured followers of Turtle Pie (may it be full and sweet), I have a dilemma.
Is Bowser a Heretical Idol that must be cast down, or is he an embodiment of the power of Turtle Pie (May it encompass the whole of creation)?
I have an answer to both our problems! The most holy bowser and the mount needed are one and the same! Look at his pious flames!
I decree that this shall be the new mount, as Zealot Protectoris!
If I may suggest, I think the turtle pi could be a sect of turtle pie devoted to the furthering of the church's scientific knowledge. Much like the tech adepts of mars.
Also I wish to repent my former transgressions and become an acolyte, after all I did commit my armies to defeating aunshova.
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
youbedead wrote:If I may suggest, I think the turtle pi could be a sect of turtle pie devoted to the furthering of the church's scientific knowledge. Much like the tech adepts of mars.
Also I wish to repent my former transgressions and become an acolyte, after all I did commit my armies to defeating aunshova.
Turtle Pi is not a sect of Turtle Pie, it is part of it.
Pi day occurred recently, and I celebrated it with...but I'm sure you already guessed...pie! There is no need to distance yourself from us in order to study the irrational number.
and just to further my point, here is irrefutable evidence:
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
God Of Yams wrote:Turtle Pi is not a sect of Turtle Pie, it is part of it.
Pi day occurred recently, and I celebrated it with...but I'm sure you already guessed...pie! There is no need to distance yourself from us in order to study the irrational number.
To further strengthen stance of St Yams (Thank the Almighty Turtle for the guidance of It's Holy Saint), as senior member of the Ordo Librum of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, I would happily welcome youbedead as an acolyte to the order, as mathematical theorems reside within the realms of the Librum as well as Mechanicum.
In light of this duality, may I suggest the following image as his personal heraldry, should he attain such rank within the Church as to warrant it's use :
"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
There are already two space marine chapters, but have we been ignorant of other facets of the pie?
Should bowser command a legion of warp koopa's, or is idea naught but heresy?
I should put something witty here, but I can't think of anything.
realspace3 you need to add your inception date in to the church of the children of turtle pie. May the turtle and pie watch over you.
for the turtle and the pie Just add it to your sig.
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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
(homegrown chapter)
: 
... I miss him
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' 
and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
