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The thread itself is not in need of a Holy Pie Barrage, but a comment within sparked my righteous fury :
typhus wrote:well it is only drybrushing
For his comment denouncing the efforts of a child new to our blessed hobby, I feel typhus should be watched closely and, should the opportunity arise, feel the righteous wrath of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.
"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
God Of Yams wrote:If only he turned his skills towards creating defenders of turtle pie
Give him time, Saintly One. It's possible he has yet to hear the message of the Turtle Most Awesome and the Pie Most Succulent.
BTW, Saint Yams, I have just googled "40k turtles", as I sometimes do in salute to your first search ( page 1 of this thread). I am pleased to report that this thread remains the first result.
All Hail the Turtle and the Pie.
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"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
What if there was a religious draft? Like the draft in the NFL or NBA...
And the Church of the Children of turtle pie choose for their starting Offensive linebacker... ANONYMOUS 8 YEAR OLD!!!!
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Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
My lords, could this boy not be one of the followers of the Turtle Pi sect? I thought the Nercons are servants of that most holy sect of our order.
Lords, as a relatively new, and wandering member of our holy church I have a question. Do we have an Inquisition with which to track and keep an eye on individuals such as he who rebuts the skills of the child?
That would be the job of the... actually... now that you mention it... we don't actually have an inquisition...
Wow... one would think that with all of this purgin we've been doin, we'd have rectified that oversight...
The inquisition would be a sub-sect of the Ordo Zealous...
I suggest that Brother Stynier be put at the head of the inquisition... as his observance of this embarrassing oversight was most valuable.
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
THE PIE SHALL FLY at that little snot.
Thou shalt not denounce the youngins paintwork.
Blessed are the turtle and the pie
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Ahem ! Master of Sanctity Shrike, Most Holy Saint Yams, in an order such as ours, based as it is upon the structure of the Adeptus Astartes, the role of observing the actions of others falls within the jurisdiction of the Reclusium.
As such, we wouldn't have an Inquisition within our order, and even our current Zealot Protectoris is comparable to an over-enthusiastic Chaplain ( Brings new meaning to the phrase " Go Cassius on his ass " ) or Emperor's Champion ( probably a little closer, to tell the truth)
Within our current structure, assuming it to be based on a Codex formation, BrotherStynier would be inducted as a Chaplain, studying under the Master of Sanctity. (Hey, I'm an Ultramarine's player, the Codex is my unit's bible !)
The nearest Non-Codex equivalent would actually be the Interrogator Chaplains of the Dark Angels, which would probably be a little closer to the duties to which BrotherStynier seems ideally suited.
Based on these facts, I suggest we allocate a portion of our chaplains to the Interrogator Chaplain role, beginning with BrotherStynier, though still answering to the Master of Sancity as the most senior representative of The Reclusium Testudine.
On a seperate issue, for his work on the armour of one of the Sanctified Chapters, I would suggest the title of Artificer be awarded to realspace3.
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"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
So my brothers, Am I Grand Master of the Inquisition or Interrogator Chaplain now?
I simply would like to point out that it would be more difficult to search within our own ranks, as well as the forums if we are answerable to the Reclusium.
I have no problem with either position as I simply wish to serve the turtle pie.
BrotherStynier wrote:So my brothers, Am I Grand Master of the Inquisition or Interrogator Chaplain now?
I simply would like to point out that it would be more difficult to search within our own ranks, as well as the forums if we are answerable to the Reclusium.
I have no problem with either position as I simply wish to serve the turtle pie.
The duty of the Ordo Reclusium is to defend the Church and its followers. The Inquisition, therefore, is a subsect of the Ordo Reclusium, as it's pursuit of heretics protects us from those that would lead us astray.
You will be an Interrogator Chaplain, lest my bretheren in the other ordos, or the saints, have other plans for you.
A precedent has been set for the Ordo Reclusium. We defend the followers, the church, even the ideals of turtle pie. Whether beset by heretics from without or within, we will be the sword and the shield and the radiant might of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Erm... with which bit ? Interrogator Chaplain BrotherStynier, or Artificer realspace3 ?
On both actually.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
Just checking, never hurts to be sure. Incidentally, what post/rank within the Church do you currently hold ? You have proven your loyalty to our faith in the Omnidessert, standing boldly against the heretics, yet it seems you have been overlooked for promotion !
Scout, you have indeed been with us for quite a while now, and have shown temperence and resolve in your studies. You raise a valid point regarding your own promotion.
I put it to the senior members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie that Golden Eyed Scout has shown the patience of The Blessed Turtle, studying diligently and staying on the path of the righteous. In light of this, isn't it about time he was elevated within the Ordo Paladin, to Knight perhaps ?
"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Ok. Can I get a layman's explanation of this so-called Church? After said explanation, where's the dotted line that I sign my soul away on?
We support all things involving Turtles and Pie, preferably the combination of the two, as well as derailing pointless or stupid forums.
Just checking, never hurts to be sure. Incidentally, what post/rank within the Church do you currently hold ? You have proven your loyalty to our faith in the Omnidessert, standing boldly against the heretics, yet it seems you have been overlooked for promotion !
Scout, you have indeed been with us for quite a while now, and have shown temperence and resolve in your studies. You raise a valid point regarding your own promotion.
I put it to the senior members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie that Golden Eyed Scout has shown the patience of The Blessed Turtle, studying diligently and staying on the path of the righteous. In light of this, isn't it about time he was elevated within the Ordo Paladin, to Knight perhaps ?
I am currently in the zealot protectoris branch of our holy order of turtle and pie.
We need to do an overhaul of the rank system to update every ones rank and file.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
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(homegrown chapter)
Blessed are the turtle and the pie 
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' 
and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
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too now
