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2010/11/04 18:52:34
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ork Speed Freak. ZAGGIN' IT UP!
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2010/11/04 19:12:03
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I would...be...Vect.
Decorate the pimp-mobile with fuzzy dice and such.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/11/04 22:29:01
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Tau earth caste. They don't have to fight, and the Tau society is kinda peaceful. But If I had to fight I'd be a member of the air caste. That would be fun...
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2010/11/04 22:54:21
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Been Around the Block
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A warphead pop'n sm's heads like zits
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an adult film servitor
It's in the codex
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2010/11/05 04:17:33
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Cypher the fallen angel. Because he has the best fluff EVER...
Or brother-captain stern of the grey knights.
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2010/11/08 02:16:17
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Charging Wild Rider
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I'd want to be a Ratling. Not a sniper, but just a Ratling, living my quiet life in my hole on the little agriworld "Shire-ia". Worrying about eggs and bacon and stuff.
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WHFB:
Painted
Wood Elves 4k pts
High Elves 4k pts
Dark Elves 3k pts
Chaos Daemons 3k pts
Empire 3k pts
Vampire Counts 4k pts
Orcs and Goblins 4-5k pts
Tomb Kings 2k pts
Ogre Kingdoms 1.5k pts
40k
Dark Eldar 2k pts
SW 3k pts
Tau 2k pts
Orks 5k pts
IG 5K pts
Deathguard 5Kpts
AdMech 2Kpts |
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2010/11/08 04:12:56
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Major
Middle Earth
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The High Marshall of the Black templars... all that power and autonomy, and a pimpin sword.
I also get a damn lantern, no other chapter master gets that.
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We're watching you... scum. |
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2010/11/08 21:49:54
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Flashy Flashgitz
CT
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An assasin. The ones with the big tubes on their heads that can kill anything. Yeaaa, that'd be cool
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I'm a latin bro, so my slampiece cooks me quesadillas.  |
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2010/11/08 22:00:50
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Stormin' Stompa
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Culexus?
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2010/11/09 00:31:43
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I would be the ork hiding behind that picture of an ultramarine. flawless disguise!
Since i'm human though.. I guess I could be Commissar Fuklaw.
HERESY!!!
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/11/09 00:53:25
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I would Either Want to be an Adaptas Astratas or a Necron.
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2010/11/09 04:19:07
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Wicked Ghast
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Emperors children CSM  heh...heh..
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 Orks: approx 4000 pts
 Uruk-hai force(700 pts)
about 700 points of Vampire Counts
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2010/11/09 04:53:19
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Flashy Flashgitz
CT
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Mr Nobody wrote:Culexus?
Yes sir!
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I'm a latin bro, so my slampiece cooks me quesadillas. |
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2010/11/09 16:38:22
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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I was thinking of Commissar Gaunt, mostly because of the awesomeness of the Tarith.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/11/09 19:50:33
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Disbeliever of the Greater Good
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 Relatively new to the Tau empire, used to play Orks but got tired of having to go into melee combat, also didn't like the painting,tau armour can be any colour, orks just look stupid in purple!
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2010/11/10 02:16:53
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Stormin' Stompa
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You do realize he has suicidal tendancies, right?
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2010/11/10 02:26:37
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Major
Middle Earth
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shas'o vera wrote:I was thinking of Commissar Gaunt, mostly because of the awesomeness of the Tarith.
He's also like (according to BL books) like the only character in 40k ever to sleep with a woman.
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We're watching you... scum. |
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2010/11/10 03:00:35
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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I would just want to be a normal civilian in the year 40k.
Just to see what life holds in the future.
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2010/11/10 03:28:11
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Furious Raptor
North of Adelaide
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EmilCrane wrote:shas'o vera wrote:I was thinking of Commissar Gaunt, mostly because of the awesomeness of the Tarith.
He's also like (according to BL books) like the only character in 40k ever to sleep with a woman.
The emperor got lots of action back when he was on Earth, though i guess that is in a fluff book not BL book. A few of the scribes and stuff in the HH series get some too. John Grammaticus gets some in Legion. I'm sure theres more. Didnt Cuu rape and then kill (or maybe other way round) some women in the Gaunt's ghosts books?
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2010/11/10 03:40:44
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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I would be a Goliath leader, but looks like a goliath juve. :[
WITHOUT THE STEROIDS AND SHRINKY BITS
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2010/11/10 10:06:32
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Major
Middle Earth
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ChaosGalvatron wrote:
The emperor got lots of action back when he was on Earth, though i guess that is in a fluff book not BL book. A few of the scribes and stuff in the HH series get some too. John Grammaticus gets some in Legion. I'm sure theres more. Didnt Cuu rape and then kill (or maybe other way round) some women in the Gaunt's ghosts books?
yeah, he did, and then got away with it
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2010/11/10 10:20:25
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Infocyte
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"There's a difference between bein' a smartboy and bein' a smart git, Gimzod." - Rogue Skwadron, the Big Push
My Current army lineup |
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2010/11/10 11:59:12
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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EmilCrane wrote:ChaosGalvatron wrote:
The emperor got lots of action back when he was on Earth, though i guess that is in a fluff book not BL book. A few of the scribes and stuff in the HH series get some too. John Grammaticus gets some in Legion. I'm sure theres more. Didnt Cuu rape and then kill (or maybe other way round) some women in the Gaunt's ghosts books?
yeah, he did, and then got away with it
Because there weren't any of those meddling kids in his way. *Pelvic thrust*
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/11/10 19:19:46
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Slippery Ultramarine Scout Biker
Levin, New Zealand
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I have to say, i would want to be a leman russ tank commander, attached to an Apoc force. Mostly because if there is a massive baneblade towering next to me, the enemy is more likely to shoot at that, whilst my battlecannon can still do plenty of damage 
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Imperial Army: Imperial Guard, Space Marines and Grey Knights
4500pts so far, 1 super heavy Vehicle
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2010/11/12 18:52:18
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Iceland of doom
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If I can choose to be something I created for that universe myself, I'd choose to be Skynurat, the Chaos God of Eternity, AKA the Warp itself. Yeah. I don't think I can, though.
So I have a backup choice. The Void Dragon, speculated to reside within Mars, sleeping and also to be the very Machine God. So, like.... Humans aren't allowed to kill me and I'm too close to Terra to be touched by any other galactic force.
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"I'we kill dem now 'stead a' runnin', we can kill someone else sooner!" - Warboss Killjaw Bonegnasha 
"If we attack those Imperial dogs now, we can spill more blood. Then we'll gain power from Khorne so we can kill even MORE in his name!" -Esirias, Chaos Lord of Khorne  
"If we don't purge the tainted heretics today, there may be no reconciliation in the eyes of the God-Emperor!" - Varigius, Ultramarines Captain   |
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2010/11/13 04:53:35
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Loud-Voiced Agitator
Corpus Christi Texas
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A commissar or even better Commissar-Colonel
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One land raider ah ah ah, two land raiders ah ah ah three land raiders ah ah ah.
"These are my jump marines with bolters, they cost more than terminators" -ph34r |
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2010/11/19 23:32:52
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Kicking the crap out of Hive fleet Leviathan
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y would you be mortal if i had that choice i would be Nurgle or the laughing god. Just hiding out in the webway laughing at an all powerful being and then when he gets close just disapearing sounds like tons of fun. With nurgle you live for ever you have a godess as a slave (Isha) and you are the hardest thing to kill ever. So eldar all the way/ nurgle  
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2010/11/20 00:53:02
Subject: Re:If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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I wanna be a Void Whale and eat a Space Hulk or two? I think my favorit kind of Space Hulks would be the Orkish ones!
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But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
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2010/11/20 00:59:54
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I've narrowed it down to a shortlist:
Khorne Berzerker
Bloodthirster
Avatar
Grey Knight
Vindicare Assassin
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/20 01:05:48
Subject: If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...
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Tough Tyrant Guard
Firing my Hellgun into a Fire Warrior's head....
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A Tyranid swarmlord, but not the rulebook one. The fiction one that ACTUALY kills EVERYTHING.
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"Strike first, strike hard, no mercy."
"We are judged in life by the evil we destroy."
"I am going to drastically thin the enemies ranks." |
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