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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 01:46:27
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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My writing has improved significantly due to being presented with a format in which I can produce, and review, individual statements quickly.
I learned how to snobbishly troll, with a certain panache.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 01:55:24
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka. 
Same  I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 01:58:31
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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DarkCorsair wrote:Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka. 
Same  I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff. 
This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:00:14
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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Skycrawler wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka. 
Same  I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff. 
This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.
"Where did you hear that? The BBC? NPR? FOX News?"
"All of those and none. I read Dakka Dakka."
*winsome smile at camera*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:03:14
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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malfred wrote:Skycrawler wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka. 
Same  I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff. 
This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.
"Where did you hear that? The BBC? NPR? FOX News?"
"All of those and none. I read Dakka Dakka."
*winsome smile at camera*
I actually do. It's much more fair and informative than any other news source. Because of the difference of opinions, we always have great debates.
I lurv you, DerpaDerpa.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:04:43
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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This.
Enough dakka:
"You must create a weapon that can hit every point in space and time in the multiverse... with bullets that are each composed of every point in space and time in the multiverse... at point blank range to every point in space and time in the multiverse... And to clarify, the term "multiverse" includes: all alternate realities, parallel realities, perpendicular realities, potential realities, imagined realities, unimagined realities, inconceivable realities, and impossible realities. So you need a gun that shoots at everything, with everything, when next to everything. Now... how can we achieve *dramatic chord* too much dakka?"
Also
Ameirka!
Memes and how to type in complete sentences with no grammatical errors!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:13:39
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...
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4th company
The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:16:41
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Jihadnik wrote:I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...
They are cats though...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:25:03
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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I learned that there are people on Dakka who can't appreciate the fun things in life.
Like Chuck Norris jokes
And Monty Python
And Lolcatz
And I learned that even a Hat Lord can cry in dispair.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:27:19
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Kanluwen wrote:Okay, enough teasing Slarg!
What has Dakka taught me. Hrmh.
That it's completely, 100% acceptable to go out and buy a Slip and Slide[u] to avoid doing my classwork for today?
Ohhhh Slip and Slides....those were the days!!
GG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 02:47:24
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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purplefood wrote:Jihadnik wrote:I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...
They are cats though...
True...actually, some of them do amuse me, but I was way to late to that party!
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4th company
The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:38:13
Subject: Re:What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Veteran ORC
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Chowderhead wrote:Kanluwen wrote:purplefood wrote:Slarg232 wrote:The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn
As long as you post it on Dakka amiright?
Don't encourage him, he'll only post about it on Dakka! 
This is one of the best images on Dakka, by far.
Bah, it is but a simple picture with few words.
Also, Did I tell you guys my dream I had last night? It involved fuzzy cuffs and a Cow.....
Another thing I've semi-learned from Dakka is actually typing words out. I'll text/messege someone on my phone/facebook, I will type exactly like this, and they will "u sud do tat fersure".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/10/07 03:43:20
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Henners91 wrote:Never *EVER* suggest anything is wrong with guns, anti-abortion campaigns, or overly-wasteful vehicles if members of a certain nationality are around...
Those damn North Koreans
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:47:00
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Dakka Dakka and sickipedia is where i learn my news.
Plus my grammer,spelling painting and trolling have all improved.
I have always discovered that despite previous experience americans can have a laugh or well-thought opinions.
oh and there is at least one woman one the internet
nom
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:48:32
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet 
Pics or it didn't happen
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:50:06
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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LordofHats wrote:nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet  Pics or it didn't happen  Go and ask Mel for pics. I dare ya. Btw, what do you want your gravestone to say? EDIT: Realised I hadn't answered the thread's question. Ummm... That DakkaDakka is the Commorragh of the Internet? I dunno, i'll have to sleep on that one.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:51:46
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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Hmmmm.
He died like he lived. In a Hat.
EDIT: Is it weird that I also immediately thought of Mel when I put that up?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:52:27
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Good luck with that.
NOM Automatically Appended Next Post: So did i lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:54:09
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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LordofHats wrote:Hmmmm.
He died like he lived. In a Hat.
EDIT: Is it weird that I also immediately thought of Mel when I put that up?
Probably, I don't really know  She's just the most well known female member on here.
I could've said a few other people, but they might not be well known enough (save Cyporiean).
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 03:55:28
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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*backs away from the thread slowly*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 04:00:14
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Another thing Dakka taught me; guard your socks.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 04:01:01
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Avatar 720 wrote:Another thing Dakka taught me; guard your socks.
Too late.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 04:05:31
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Fixture of Dakka
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LordofHats wrote:I learned that there are people on Dakka who can't appreciate the fun things in life.
...
Monty Python
...we must say "ni" to these people, and force them to cut down a tree with a herring.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 07:13:16
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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DarkCorsair wrote:Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka. 
Same  I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff. 
Never watch the news, news websites or things like that? Newspapers?
ekki ekki...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 07:24:25
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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LordofHats wrote:nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet 
Pics or it didn't happen

Agreed.
There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 07:49:25
Subject: Re:What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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I've learned an enormous amount in my few years on the site. Here's a list in no special order as they occur to me.
1.) My first army I actually played, as with most people, was Space Marines (from the AOBR set). I learned how to play them from Age of Egos.
2.) However, the first army I loved (from the Dawn of War games) was Necrons, and in fact my very first mini was a Necron Immortal. I later learned how to create my own from Gavin Thorne.
3.) Once I started playing, I had uncountable questions - dozens, maybe a hundred! Patiently and politely answered in YMDC, most often by Nosferatu1001 and Gwar.
4.) Mostly via PM's, I've learned an incredible amount of stuff about African Cichlids from MeanGreenStompa.
5.) I've learned a lot about casting techniques from Aerethan, again mostly via PM.
6.) I learned how to make washes from Les Bursley.
7.) learned how to sculpt chains and wreaths from Insaniak.
8.) I've learned a lot about airbrushes from Mistress of Minis.
9.) I learned a lot about how to make my own decals from Legoburner, and how to apply them correctly from Winterdyne.
10.) I learned how to take pictures that suck a lot less than they used to from Yakface.
11.) I learned that people can disagree with me often politically but still be totally reasonable from AustonT.
12.) I learned from Lunahound why my dullcote frosted my minis. Later, I discovered how to recover from it from Major Tom.
13.) I learned to read the story before commenting on it, lest I make a fool of myself, from Kanluwen. I'm confident he'll know what this is in reference to without a link.
That's off the top of my head, I'm too tired to think of more right now.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 09:00:13
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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I've learnt that my opinion is worthless.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 10:13:29
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Terrifying Doombull
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rockerbikie wrote:I've learnt that my opinion is worthless.
I value your opinion, but then again that may not count.
I have also learned that I am partial to trolling at times
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 10:28:26
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Brisbane, Australia
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Monster Rain wrote:LordofHats wrote:nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet 
Pics or it didn't happen

Agreed.
There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.
As a possible member of the female race, I concur!
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sebster wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a known fact that Aussies are genetically disposed towards crime, we intentionally set them up that way.
But only awesome crimes like bushranging and, if I understand the song correctly, sheep stealing and suicide. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/10 10:30:06
Subject: What has DAKKA actually taught you?
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Monster Rain wrote:LordofHats wrote:nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet 
Pics or it didn't happen

Agreed.
There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.
What is this 'Woman' of which you speak?
LOL
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