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**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, you need bolt cutters.

I wish I could fly

**snurl**

Granted. You can fly! But you have trouble with up. You have mastered straight down. Try it and see.

I wish every night was like this.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted. Every night is exactly like this because you are caught in the same night over and over.

I wish for a lovely sunny day.

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, welcome to Venus

I wish for a cup of water

**snurl**

Granted. You have a cup of water. But you have nothing to put it in and it runs through your fingers.

I wish for more Dakka.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted. People you've met on Dakka start showing up at your house and workplace. Nothing better than Dakka invading your real life.

I wish that every night at the library will be nice and quiet like this, and that the history major army guy comes in tonight.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, it's quiet, but not until after it closes for the evening. The "history major army guy" does indeed come, with a very friendly handsome friend of his. They spend their entire time at the Library fixated on each other.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted to.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted. You can turn invisible whenever you want to, however, you cannot turn your clothes so. If someone knocks you unconscious, you will end up naked wherever you turned yourself invisible.

I wish that I were not sleepy right now.

**The Bringer**

Granted, it happens when nobody is looking at you.

I wish I was done with my Physics.

EDIT - Ninja.

**gregor_xenos**

Granted- But now youre being arrested for posession of white substance

Granted- but the answers are all wrong

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner

**The Bringer**

Granted, tonight you will dream that you were a ...

I wish Drk_Oblitr8r changed his avatar, it creeps me out.

**gregor_xenos**

Granted- he changed it to a transvestite chimpanzee eskimo..... and youre turned on

I wish I was the king of the world

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted, but you are creeped out even more.

I wish I had Xbox LIVE.

**The Bringer**

Granted. You're king of the world in your own little mind.

Granted, but the time you have it is so short it doesn't make a difference that you had it for that time at all. And then you realize, ps3's are awesome because you don't have to pay for internets.

I wish for DEATH TO THE NINJAS!!!

**gregor_xenos**

Granted- but invisible samurais are on the rise

I wish I had a rubber suit.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a rubber suit but it won't come off and people keep calling you Gumby.

I wish for a perfect day tomorrow.

**gregor_xenos**

Granted- too bad youre Bill Murray in "GroundHog Day"

I wish my town had a "Drive thru liquor house".

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, although you get caught for drink driving and they impound your car.

I wish the world would explode

**gregor_xenos**

Granted- but unfortunatly humanity abandoned Earth for Jupiter and left you behind.

I wish my parents were rich.

**The Bringer**

They secretly were. They had millions of dollars in stock, but then the economy crashed and they lost it all.

**undivided**

Ok, wish not granted since no wish was made.

I wish to be an Olympian demigod.

**The Bringer**

You were, in your previous life. Then you died.

I wish I was as good as DashofPepper at 40k.

**Ledabot**

granted. you are but then all you models are stolen by raging jealous people form mars.

I wish that my English class was more fun.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But,you were kicked before it got fun.

I wish I had millions of dollars to spend on 40k and fantasy whenever and however I wish with no back fires.

**Misguidance**

Granted, but you have no money to buy food, lodgings or clothing, and must wander the streets naked and living only in small huts made from battalion boxes.

I wish I was taller.

**snurl**

Granted. You are taller. Five whole millimeters taller. No one notices.

I wish I never have to visit the dentist again.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted. You no longer go to the dentist because you have no teeth.
I wish that tomorrow were not Friday. (Yes I know that's a weird one.)

**snurl**

NinjaS!
Granted. Tomorrow is not Friday. It is Saturday, you have been asleep for 36 hours.

I still wish to avoid the dentist.

**Mordoskul**

Bring. Back. The. Chaos. Dwarfs.

Okay, I want this to blow up in my face in an imaginitive fashion, so think of something good.

**camboyaz**

Granted- but he notices your absence and stalks you
Granted- GW gives you 500 boxs of Dwarves, but then when you finish painting them, they explode in your face.