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**The Bringer**

I wish that people didn't forget about granting or asking wishes.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone forgets this thread ever existed.

I wish I could remember this thread.

**The Bringer**

Yes, you may not remember it now, but it will haunt you in your dreams!

I wish I didn't have horrible night-mares.

**snurl**

Granted. You stop eating chocolate before bedtime and they go away. Except for dreams about this thread, which linger on.

I wish there was a cure for cancer.

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, although the cure give you some other nasty disease

I wish I could speak every language in the world

**snurl**

Granted. You can speak them all but you have no idea what you are saying in any of them.

I wish I knew.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted. But everything you know is wrong.

I wish I could teleport anywhere, but not inside something.

**snurl**

Granted. You can teleport anywhere but not inside anything. Which means you can't teleport anywhere. (Inside New York, Inside the solar system)

I wish I was not correct.

**camboyaz**

Granted- You are wrong and always will be. On your wedding day you say "I do" and your fiance screams "YOUR WRONG" and jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge
I wish Nazi Zombies is real

**The Bringer**

Granted, but if you die in it, the world will revert to this reality...

I wish the wishes below on this page were this one.

**camboyaz**

Granted- but everyones pissed about it!

I wish my wish was the same as The Bringers last wish.

**The Bringer**

Granted, but everyone really doesn't like you for it.

I wish my last wish.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it makes some sort of crazy cycle of dumb ass-ness. The universe implodes.

I wish that the universe did not implode.

**The Bringer**

Granted, but people must continue to do my wish for the rest of this page.

I wish people continued wishing this for the rest of the page, without the universe exploding.

**camboyaz**

Granted- People countinue you wish for the sake of dumb-assness.
Same as last wish, sadley.

**snurl**

Granted. All wishes are the same dumb thing from here on out. Except this next one.

I wish this spamfest would end.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But every other forum on Dakka Dakka is a spamfest now.

I wish that I could have a REALLY good computer( as mine is a piece of crap,sadly.)

**DickBandit**

Granted, but it's the super computer used by NASA to monitor satellites.

I wish I could shoot laser beams out of my urethra.

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, but to do so requres you to insert a new car battery in you anus each week

I wish i had a super power

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it's super trolling,as a result you have no friends.

I wish I didn't have a NASA computer.

**TheCapm**

Granted: Now you have no computer and can longer access dakka

I wish my van didn't light on fire

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it's engine is flooded.
I wish I could have the Delorian from "back to the future".

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, it takes you right to the big bang, then breaks down

I wish nail polish remover didn't give me a sore head

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it gives you a sore neck now.

I wish I didn't go to the Big Bang,because there would be no such thing as time before or during the Big Bang.

**Owain**

Granted. You go to the Eye of Terror.

I wish for power armor.

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, it is dropped from the arvus and lands on top of you

I wish for a lasgun

**undivided**

Granted, it's the plastic kind that comes in the Cadian Shock troops pack.

I wish for no consequences.

**Owain**

Granted. No consequences, positive or negative. Welcome to limbo!

I wish for a milkshake.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard.

I wish that wishes would repeat themselves

**walker90234**

granted, but the wish that repeats itself is "I wish there was a pile of crap on Drk__oblitr8r's head"

i wish i was Slaanesh