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**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, you die from all the STDs in the world tomorrow

I wish to be turned into a dildo

**Micromegas**

Granted, but you will never be used.

I wish I could sleep.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, you turn into sleeping beauty, your only chance to wake up is to be kissed by a spotty nosed prince that think's he's "all that"

I wish I was paid twice as much in my job

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you then get fired with out pay.
I wish Mass Effect 3 come already!!!

**FM Ninja 048**

granted but your console chews up the disk then bursts into flames when you put the disk in

I wish the world was normal

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But every one dies and the world implodes due to how normal everything is and, let's face it, that's what makes the world cool!

I wish I have pancakes!

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, country pancakes

I wish I was a movie gunsmith

**Micromegas**

Granted, but a reel of tape strangulates you.

I wish I could wake up, early. For once.

**undivided**

Granted, you wake up, once. Eventually, when you fall asleep again, you die.

I wish for a milkshake.

**Micromegas**

Granted, you become lactose intolerant. So intolerant that the mere word milk causes your organs to rebel against you, killing you.

I wish for ...

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, those elipses grow so big that they become sentient, blaming you for trapping them in the computer screen they send a power-surge through your computer, killing you

I wish I had been born on a battlestar

**undivided**

Granted, you had been born on one, but have no recollection of it whatsoever. Life goes on.

I wish for a sarcasm denotation mark for chat and email.

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, but it's 10000000x10000000 pixels, and takes 2 hours to load

I wish I could remember my time on the battlestar

**Micromegas**

Granted, but you only remember it in dreams, and you never recall those dreams upon waking.

I wish my bed would make itself up.

**undivided**

Granted, there's your hypothetical bed that makes itself up. You believe it's there, until one day you realize you've been sleeping on the floor all that time.

I wish to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, though Ironically you drop it and it lands on your own head, dispensing its Justice on you instead.

I wish I could fly, and without the need of a medieval catapult either

**Micromegas**

I shouldn't.

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun AND IMPLODE.

I wish I wasn't hungry :(.

**undivided**

Granted, you're not hungry, you're starving and malnourished.

I wish to call down the thunder then reap the whirlwind.

**Micromegas**

Granted, but you get detected and die.

I wish POWER OVERWHELMING.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you die from how overwhelming it is!

I wish I could have a Krogan as a friend!

**Micromegas**

Granted, but you are unable to talk him down one day and he kills you.

I wish I could have a pet Terminator, approximately the size of 2".

**undivided**

Granted.Here you go.

I wish my Starcraft II download would finish faster.

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, however it's only installed non-zerg kerrigan's butt, hang on a second, these are meant to be bad things

I wish for a ghetto-booty

**Micromegas**

Granted. You are given something valueable from a kid that lives in the Ghetto.

I wish for my headache to go away.

**undivided**

Granted, the expanding tumor in your brain killed your pain receptors. Have a nice day.

I wish that WoW was free to play.

**Micromegas**

Granted, you have unlimited access to the trial version.

I wish for a Guardian Force.

**TheWildHost**

Granted but all your gaurdians are are painted in white.Only white

I wish i could grow hair from anywhere, anytime i wanted it

**Micromegas**

Granted, but the hair is thick and prickly and can't be shaved off. Eventually, the hair takes over.

I wish I was a power ranger.

**FM Ninja 048**

Graneted, but not only are you the pink ranger, you alos always get left behind, your other rangers hate you

I wish there were actual super-villans

**TheWildHost**

Granted but one enters your house late one night rapes all of your family and then sets the house on fire, with you alive

I wish i had a large amazingly painted dark eldar force