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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/09 12:47:24
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						|   Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
 
 
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									DeviantArt, I bet.
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 One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
 I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/09 13:45:32
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									   Wise Bearded Man will  save the day!
  It would be awsome if someone made a figure like this pic! 
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/09 13:57:25
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						|   Dangerous Skeleton Captain
 
 
 
 
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									What have I done...
 WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/09 20:49:29
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									ZandrisIV wrote:What have I done...
 WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
 Caused great pain and suffering for well over a year!    NEVER DO IT  AGAIN!      | 
						
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 "After all, the Space Marines need something to fight against, and it can't always be Chaos!" -Phil Kelly
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/09 23:48:00
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						|   Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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									What did he do?
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 02:23:56
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									Ratbarf wrote:What did he do?
  Since some of you are not familar with Wise Beard Man WBM
 
  Here is a link ,so you can get what the refernce is to 
 
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 10:26:10
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						|   Regular Dakkanaut
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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 I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots.... 
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
 Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
 
           
 http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/233624.page <--- Bloodthirster Needs You Sign Up
 
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 Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
 
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 One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck."
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 21:25:50
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 21:31:34
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 21:37:12
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 21:43:14
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/10 22:58:24
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						|   Dakka Veteran
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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									Ratbarf wrote:What did he do?
 Our Dear Mr. ZandrisIV started this thread!     | 
						
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 "This thread is made of so much unrefined awesome spice, the Harkonnens are coming." -Frazzled
 "After all, the Space Marines need something to fight against, and it can't always be Chaos!" -Phil Kelly
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/12 01:24:57
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						|   Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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									Lol, that was like forever ago in internet years, I thought you were refferreing to the bearded space marine thing lol.
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/14 10:13:51
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/14 16:01:34
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						|   Deadshot Weapon Moderati
 
 
 
 
		
	
	
	
	
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									Very nice pictures.
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 "I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
 
 Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
 "I..I have one final request"
 Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
 "make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
 "Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/14 19:47:10
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						|   Boosting Space Marine Biker
 
 
 
 
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									Very awesome post.  In response to the "It's simple" poster... that is kinda how the 'Nid fluff is going these days isn't it? 
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/14 21:17:11
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									Pretty much.
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/15 23:26:08
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									GeekyWarrior wrote:   Wise Bearded Man will  save the day!
  It would be awsome if someone made a figure like this pic! 
  Wise bearded marine
  His words are the will of the immortal god emperor
  His face is beard.
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/16 04:00:00
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									All hail wise bearded man
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/16 05:14:47
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						|   Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
 
 
 
 
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									Some of those moties were great.  I hadn't seen most of those before.  I especially liked the proctology one, not having seen that screenshot before.
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 Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
 "This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
 "That is THEIR stuff."  "THEY'RE crappy converters."
 "I put it over THERE."  "I'll go to the store THEN."
 "He knows better THAN that."  "This is NEW."  "Most players KNEW that."
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/16 13:16:11
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						|   Lethal Lhamean
 
 
 
 
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									What a great thread.. 
  Dead arena of death contestants signature I made for em. 
     I just love this pic. No idea where it comes from
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/16 14:34:19
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/16 20:21:04
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						|   Sneaky Sniper Drone
 
 
 
 
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									A few I've worked on recently; Commenting on the recent style of Marine modelling..
      And my old "Chaos Gods Do.."  series..
 
 Chaos Gods Do.. Lunch     "Alright, one raw  steak, bowl of yesterday's leftovers, the seafood
  feast with all the sauces and birdman is changng his order ..again.."
 
 Chaos Gods Do.. Poker Night     "I'm warning yah' beackface, you change the rules one more time.."
 
 Chaos Gods Do.. Beach Holiday  And of course, some Tau ..Sung to the Tune of 'Muppet Show Tonight"   | 
		
					 
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 02:20:56
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						|   Trustworthy Shas'vre
 
 
 
 
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									The Tau one is good... I can here the begginning theme when I read it...
 Scarry.
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 03:52:46
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						|   Dangerous Leadbelcher
 
 
 
 
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									Here are a few from the penny arcade threads on DoWII
      Example of 'requiring more Dakka'
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 04:22:18
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									That's actually a pretty cool illustration.
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 It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here.  -H.B.M.C.
 Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
 "This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
 "That is THEIR stuff."  "THEY'RE crappy converters."
 "I put it over THERE."  "I'll go to the store THEN."
 "He knows better THAN that."  "This is NEW."  "Most players KNEW that."
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 07:47:55
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									Drawing all those bullets woulda been a b!tch
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 11:21:39
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						|   Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
 
 
 
 
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									This tread is the funniest ever!
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 12:37:09
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						|   Water-Caste Negotiator
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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									stonefox wrote:It'd be pretty funny if she turned out to be a butterface.
 And the collective gasp of warhammer nerds everywhere.
  Well, it's hardly suprising when it's a girl that plays 40k !  BUT DON'T BE A KILLJOY!!!!!
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		![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif)  2009/04/17 12:53:03
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						|   Water-Caste Negotiator
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
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									This thread rules by the way!
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   I play:
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