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Granted. It vanishes in the post on it's way to you without a trace.

I wish the party this weekend is as great as ever.

Granted. You drink yourself into a coma.

I wish my friend would just hurry uo and reply to my bloody messages so she can confirm whether or not she's coming tomorrow!

Granted. She replies to your message to let you know that it depends on factors that will only leave 30 minute notice.

I wish Dark Age of Camelot hit a second prime of popularity.

Granted. It did. We all missed it.

i wish terrorists would just chill out.

Tough one to corrupt...

Granted, but Greepeace and the LGBT movement goes to a crazy new level of extreme violence to fill the sudden power vacuum

I wish there was world peace, and free donuts

Granted. We were unable to control ourselves. Infinite free doughnuts and we all died of heart attacks/diahbeetus. World peace is established as humanity is extinct

I wish my military post had a gym open 24 hours.

Granted. It's only open for 24 hours a year.

I wish I had a real life 2+ invuln save.

Granted. Everyone else gets real life "D Weapons"

I wish GW would release plastic Sisters.

Granted. They are mono-pose.

I wish GW would release my wallet.

Granted.They release it into space.

I wish the Tau would become a real threat to other 40k races.

Granted. They are swiftly exterminated by the IoM.

I wish my handwriting was better.

Granted, you now write perfect mandarin chinese.

I wish I were a Golden Demon level painter

Granted, a rival (and unstable) painter kills you out of jealousy.

I was I was the Lord of Macragge.

Granted. You are:
• Plastic
• Unassembled
• Unpainted
• Unreleased, and
• Sitting in a cardboard box somewhere in the GW basement, longing for the light of day.

I wish to paint an Orc.

Granted. He gets angry about it and clubs you over the head.

I wish I had my very own Pokemon.

Granted. It's a Ditto, and the only pokemon on earth.

I wish to live in Kanto (pokemon blue)

Granted. It is the worst fighter ever, a piece of paper could knock it over, the other Pokemon laugh at it. It becomes withdrawn, and chews up your MtG cards.

I wish for the perfect Orc skin colored paint.

Granted. The lid is forever sealed.

I wish for 10 bars of gold.

Granted. Fake gold.

I wish I could balance units properly.

Granted. All units are now Matt Ward codexes, which are balanced against each other.

I wish Snurl would quit cutting my posts so people would respond to my wish.

Come back Snurl!

Granted. snurl doesn't comment.

I wish snurl could comment.

Wish Granted. He now cuts Pyeatt's posts more than ever.

I wish I had a Macharius Vulcan tank.

Granted. You are joined in battle by Spocks brother, Macharius, who carries a shield, wears platemail, and has high health points.

I wish to catch all of the pokemon.

Granted. (Sorry I've been busy with Halloween and all)
You catch all of the Pokemon. However PETA finds out about it and forces you to release each one back into their native habitat, and makes you pay stiff fines for raising fighting animals.

I wish for a bigger, louder chainsaw.

Granted BUT its to big to hold so you cut your own legs off and no one can hear you scream as its too loud.

I wish............ I am all set. Thanks.

Wish Granted. You get nothing. Ever again. All that you have now is all you will ever have. No more food, supplies or miniatures. Zip.

I wish all of my miniatures were NIB again. I really borked up some conversions.

Granted. However all companies now have jacked up their prices 3000% just for you.


I wish you could have all smelled my daughter's last diaper. Nurgle be scared.......

Granted. Everyone could smell it, the disgust summoned Nurgle from his warp to come and bless the child.

I wish for a blue Camaro.

Granted, you get a blue Camaro toy made with lead based paints, and inferior metals.

I wish I could could get to sleep...