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Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

I honestly would have prefered that over guys singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"...... Especially not the ones that look like a amalgamation between a monkey, a pig, and a human like creature....

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

Exactly,it's what seems to be the most popular with many adolescent males,but I'd imagine that eventually that trend will give way to something else.

Incidentally,my Son loathes Rap,preferring his "Old Mans" music...my Daughter on the other hand loves Rap/Hip Hop (at least what I allow her to listen to)...go figure.

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

I honestly would have prefered that over guys singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"...... Especially not the ones that look like a amalgamation between a monkey, a pig, and a human like creature....

Amy Winehouse?

Second on the "how is Kesha famous?" (She doesn't deserve the effort of putting that $ in there, even though I am now putting far more effort into not putting it in than it would have taken to put it in there in the first place).

There are things I don't get about females, but most of those are on an individual basis. But here is one that has bothered me for years. The toilet seat issue. I've hashed this out with dozens of womenfolk throughout the years and never received any sensible answer. Why is the default position of the toilet seat in a female inhabited structure down?

I've heard everything from "sometimes I don't check when I have to pee at night, and I don't want to fall in." to "it's polite" to "because".

.... None of these make the slightest sense to me. I mean, is it that hard to look before you sit? And if the seat is up, you have gravity on yer side; it's not hard to put the seat down. And yet 90% of women I have ever brought this up to seem mystified when I try to apply critical thinking to the situation.


That said, most of my problems with women are societal, not personal. The way "equality" is handled in America at least is ridiculous. I used to get so pissed when I was in the army, and we'd have some gak detail to do, and my NCOs (depending on the NCO) would just leave the girls off. That (well, almost) never happened when the NCO was a female of course. Or the standards for PT (it's even worse with the firefighter crap). If someone has the same job as you, they should have to meet the same standard, not one created to be "fair" to them.

I mean, they use PT scores for promotion boards... as an 18-25 year old male I had to do something like 83 push ups, and run 2 miles in 13 minutes to get a max score, and a female the same age needs to do 42 push ups and run like a 1530 to get the same score? Ugh. Of course, that opens up a whole 'nother can of worms with the stupidity of the army's physical standards, like how I got put on remedial PT with a 269 overall score, or why physical fitness is a deciding factor on who is a good leader.

Bromsy wrote:Second on the "how is Kesha famous?" (She doesn't deserve the effort of putting that $ in there, even though I am now putting far more effort into not putting it in than it would have taken to put it in there in the first place).

You mean, just like all pop singers?

I'll grant you a "vast majority", but not all

Yeah, but she takes to a whole new level of crappiness. Lyrics that are nonsensical and horrible (fairly standard, I guess), and you can make them out! Doesn't even try to hide the fact that she does little more than speak into a microphone, and let the tech people autotune and mix and remaster it!

micahaphone wrote:Yeah, but she takes to a whole new level of crappiness. Lyrics that are nonsensical and horrible (fairly standard, I guess), and you can make them out! Doesn't even try to hide the fact that she does little more than speak into a microphone, and let the tech people autotune and mix and remaster it!

Ke$ha doesn't understand grammar.

We are who we r? Really? Dakka could write better lyrics, and we despise you!

I hate modern "music" (if it can even be called that), which seriously breaks the stereotype for young teenage boys.

And why is it that so many female singers wear as minimal clothing as possible in their video clips? Are you worried that if you didn't, people would realise how bad your song is?

Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.

Avatar 720 wrote:THEY ARE MATING! THOSE GIRLS AND THAT OTHER DUDE ARE MATING IN MY BRAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

Hey now, their no show ponies but they'll do for a 'ride' around the house

Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

Maybe that's where they hunt Antelopes, in packs?

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

Avatar 720 wrote:

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

That was you? Huh.......

Tim the Biovore wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

That was you? Huh.......

You shouted my name damnit! Granted I did demand it of you, but it was on my nametag anyway ¬.¬

Bromsy wrote:Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.

Indeed. Good music is still being made. I prefer Rhapsody of Fire, Stone Sour, and Nightwish myself.

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

I've heard that the reason is so they can catch up on gossip during that alone time.

I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back.









Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

Melissia wrote:I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back






Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

First part made me Laugh, not going to lie.

It's not that we fantasize about the ladies room, so to say. We just have no real logical reason as to why girls would want to go pee with other people, like peeing is a social activity, other than the fact that they are gossiping.

Besides, everyone knows that yyou gals have a comfy couch in there, whereas we men do not.

Slarg232 wrote:
Besides, everyone knows that yyou gals have a comfy couch in there, whereas we men do not.

That's a lie!

They have a loveseat.

Melissia wrote:I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back.









Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

You can count me in on that one. I dont get that either. You want to know whats in there? Toilets and sinks. You REALLY want to know why they go in pairs? Incase one stall has no paper, their friend can hand it under. Mystery solved

KingCracker wrote:You REALLY want to know why they go in pairs? Incase one stall has no paper, their friend can hand it under. Mystery solved

Jesus Christ, it was that simple. How did I not get that? (Besides the fact I have better things to do than think about why women go to the bathroom in pairs)

They also often have nicer soaps, plants, and more attractive fixtures in general.

That said, yeah, it's more or less obviously so they can talk to each other away from the rest of the group. And maybe do cocaine. You'll notice that a lot more dudes went to the bathroom in groups in the 70s and 80s when coke was really trendy.

I love coke. Not that I just typed that and would never do it because I passed a drug test 4 days ago. That clearly indicates a severe lack of use of drugs on my part, right? And I didn't get my jabs at Asherian and he clearly needs them. Then I'll... *shiver* defend Ke$ha >.<

Asherian Command wrote:I loled.
I have to think that the worlds girls sometimes are stupid as hell. As oral sex has been linked to alot of sexually transmitted diseases. Cold Sores is basically herpes.

Of course another thing I don't understand is the reading material that girls read is absolutely ludicrous and is filled with untrue and theorized things that don't even make any sense.
-.- ahh the world we live in.

Because only girls have oral sex, for one. "But he didn't say that, only implied it!" Ok, so is sex stupid all on it's own? Not to mention there's a reason flavored condoms exist.

Asherian Command wrote:Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

PM me first and I'll set you straight The way will be difficult, but worthwhile.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.
...
Friendly, fun to be around, Duo Citizen, Singer that is actually good, And loves music alot more than she does other things. is basically my rare trait for girls. Plus you say the girl I like. Of course she didn't friend you. But in real life she is really really nice, and has to be the only girl that I know of that accepted the fact that alot of her friends are nerds and she is fine with that.
In your face about it is that they literally brag about it at school infront of your friends. -.-

Tall orders for someone with no experience. I can understand having things you specifically don't want in a girl, but don't be super picky right now. Yoda form: "Learn you must, stupid mistakes you must mistake when you are young." Ask someone out because you like each other at this point.

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:In fact, think of it like this, if girls read this gak, don't you think they're just a self-conscious (if not more) as you are?


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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

I have yet to have sex. And I already know that if a girl gives me a perfect day. I will want more of that, and more and more. Raising the bar and such.
But yes if some girls read it, and Actually are good people. I will be happy to talk to them and tell them that all that gak is BS.

Of course its like telling a die hard UFC fan that its not Real....

You have no idea what sex will be like. When you do have it, it will be cool, you might act differently, but if anything it will mellow you out (which might not be a bad thing at this point) because you'll not have to think about it. You'll judge "slutty" people less. There is no "raising the bar" as far as I've seen, and if you're really looking for a relationship, it will at best be sharing how much you care about someone or at worst the two of you doing something fun that you both enjoy.

Overall: just relax dude. And you should probably stop sharing all of your thoughts on these matters if you want your opinion to mean anything. I hope someday to see popped up in a thread "I have a relationship and I had sex" if that's what you're looking for

Hmm...perhaps the answers to the riddle of the Ladies room can be found here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEEfxzVUzCQ

I think they go in pairs because they cannot access the Global Fem Network Satelites without a second Fem-Card.

Bear with me. Back when we boys were getting the "talk" about our testicles, girls were getting theirs as well. Only, they didn't really talk about ovaries,like they tell us.

Instead, they are issued the "Fem-Card", an identification card that allows them access to the GFNS, an uplink network that carries information about men across the world.

It's one more way women can communicate to each other that leaves us poor boys out in the dark.

Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.