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2009/04/22 16:31:07
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fighter Ace
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Would that be Litko Aerosystems who made the incredible...
Alright, not gonna start that again <,<
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2009/04/22 17:41:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Like I don't understand
If this thread is here for anyone
To just post what ever
Kind of jokes they have.
Or is this thread
Actually here for
Exciting things that
Really make you kind
Of laugh until you look
Silly because now
Your laughing at
Stupid jokes
That only an
Elephant would be able to
Make funny with his
Solid amount of weight!
Space is a wide area with no
Corridors and in the
Industrial workforce people want
Towers to be built to go there!
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2009/04/22 18:02:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Apologies, for some reason I posted the same thing again, duh! "slaps own forehead"
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2009/04/22 19:06:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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ihatehumans wrote:
Space is a wide area with no
Corridors and in the
Industrial workforce people want
Towers to be built to go there!
We have a WINNER!  
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2009/04/22 21:29:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Implacable Skitarii
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ihatehumans wrote:Like I don't understand
If this thread is here for anyone
To just post what ever
Kind of jokes they have.
Or is this thread
Actually here for
Exciting things that
Really make you kind
Of laugh until you look
Silly because now
Your laughing at
Stupid jokes
That only an
Elephant would be able to
Make funny with his
Solid amount of weight!
Space is a wide area with no
Corridors and in the
Industrial workforce people want
Towers to be built to go there!
Lolz!
Can someone please enlighten me as to where this joke originated from? Seriously... it's funny, but I need some background.
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2009/04/22 22:09:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Kroeger wrote:
Can someone please enlighten me as to where this joke originated from? Seriously... it's funny, but I need some background.
Here is all the Litko aerosystems you need.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564180
PS. got any space corridors and industrial towers?
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/22 22:37:27
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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i dont really get the joke about litko aerosystems "space corridors" and "industrial tower" systems??
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2009/04/22 23:06:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Phanobi
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Click on the link in the post above yours. It's Dakka's own meme!
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.
Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.
This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.
A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy |
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2009/04/22 23:07:50
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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tahthing wrote:i dont really get the joke about litko aerosystems "space corridors" and "industrial tower" systems??
That's because you haven't checked out the hillarious Litko Aerosystems thread [ http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564180 ] which explains where you can purchase the amazing "space corridors" and "industrial towers" terrain...over and over and over and over again
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2009/04/22 23:21:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
Arizona
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Lictor in my waffles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sHFq_JVSug
This guy has some great videos on tyranids and how to use specific units. Check out his playlist. http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0B4FB52D835D18CF
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"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
 I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/04/23 04:46:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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I Once had a guy show up with a 40mm Scenic Base and say "This is my Lictor".
I Asked " WTF you on about" and he explained that his lictor was so sneaky you couldn't see it. Then the penny dropped and I realised it was a joke, and I even let him use it as his Lictor (made for a fun game  )
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2009/04/23 05:34:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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Gwar! wrote:I Once had a guy show up with a 40mm Scenic Base and say "This is my Lictor".
I Asked " WTF you on about" and he explained that his lictor was so sneaky you couldn't see it. Then the penny dropped and I realised it was a joke, and I even let him use it as his Lictor (made for a fun game )
My cousin (jokingly) put one of the jungle trees on a 60mm base and called it a deciever. He doesn't even play Necrons...
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2009/04/23 05:43:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i was whis force atching a game and this guy lost half before he evened moved to a thunderfire cannon
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/23 05:45:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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In the middle of a local Tourny my Lictor came off it's ellaborate scenic base, I asked the coordinators for some glue and they said DW just use the base.
In the next three games, 2 people didn't realize he was even missing and just assumed somewhere in there was a Lictor model and the other guy totally freaked out and was like "OMG MAN HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!" "EVERYONE STAND IN THE OPEN!" I assumed he was making a joke and played along, but after our game I wondered if maybe he was being serious haha.
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2009/04/23 14:52:06
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Some Guy at the shop once had a phantastic Lictor converted into a hobo, holding a papercard in his hands, with moveable arms. On the one side it would read "Will work for food", the other one had a childish-painting of a tree with "tree" written beneath, his arms could be adjusted so he would hold the sign in front of his head, as if hiding.
Good times
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I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! |
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2009/04/23 17:10:23
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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wyomingfox wrote:tahthing wrote:i dont really get the joke about litko aerosystems "space corridors" and "industrial tower" systems??
That's because you haven't checked out the hillarious Litko Aerosystems thread [ http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564180 ] which explains where you can purchase the amazing "space corridors" and "industrial towers" terrain...over and over and over and over again
and whats funny about it???????????puppyz????????????????killl???????????????me?????????????????
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2009/04/23 17:36:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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tahthing wrote:wyomingfox wrote:tahthing wrote:i dont really get the joke about litko aerosystems "space corridors" and "industrial tower" systems??
That's because you haven't checked out the hillarious Litko Aerosystems thread [ http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564180 ] which explains where you can purchase the amazing "space corridors" and "industrial towers" terrain...over and over and over and over again
and whats funny about it???????????puppyz????????????????killl???????????????me?????????????????
It just is. Also, repetition is funny.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/23 17:41:20
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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mcfly wrote:tahthing wrote:wyomingfox wrote:tahthing wrote:i dont really get the joke about litko aerosystems "space corridors" and "industrial tower" systems??
That's because you haven't checked out the hillarious Litko Aerosystems thread [ http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564180 ] which explains where you can purchase the amazing "space corridors" and "industrial towers" terrain...over and over and over and over again
and whats funny about it???????????puppyz????????????????killl???????????????me?????????????????
It just is. Also, repetition is funny.
not always on some other forums i go on some on got baned for repeating good like 200 times in one post!!!
this is done by typeing good then copying and pasteing it then copying and pasteing both goods then copying and pasteing all four goods then copying and pasteing all eight goods then copying and pasteing all 16 goods,etc,ect,ect......
repetition is not that funny
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2009/04/23 18:18:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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What made it funny was that a guy asked an honest question and 6 people responded without looking to see if it had been answered. At some point people realized that it had been answered like some twenty times and it became a gag to keep answering the original question as if it hadn't been answered previously as well as to ask the question in slightly differnet contexts. It got even better when a competitor of LITKO jumped into the thread and wanted to know if there was really a market for said terrain.
I found it hilarious and have to give Kid props on pointing out the thread earlier in this forum!
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2009/04/23 18:51:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
Winnipeg MB, Canada
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Richard Nixon saw what you did there!!
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 For the Greater Good
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2009/04/23 19:15:43
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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after haveing to scroll down a page of just the word good repitition gets annoying.
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2009/04/23 22:17:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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tahthing, in the Litko thread everyone also played with the concept a bit. It was funny because of timing.
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Working on someting you'll either love or hate. Hopefully to be revealed by November.
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2009/04/24 02:25:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Pragmatic Collabirator
The East Coast of the USA
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Timing? Timing?
Timing is key to jokesmanship, certainly, but how can one have timing on an internet forumboard?
I am confused.
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Sola Deus Gloria!
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2009/04/24 06:24:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Brother Captain Andrecus wrote:Timing? Timing?
Timing is key to jokesmanship, certainly, but how can one have timing on an internet forumboard?
I am confused.
By mentioning that now is the appropriate time to but Industiral Towers and Space Corridors form Litko Aerosystems...(couldn't resist)
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009   : 
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2009/04/24 13:33:43
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stitch Counter
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Cheers
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2009/04/24 15:19:15
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stitch Counter
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Cheers
Paul |
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2009/04/24 19:12:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Isn't that Steven Wing, former head designer of the rather unpopular Industrial Corridors for Space Towers?
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2009/04/24 19:15:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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halonachos wrote:Isn't that Steven Wing, former head designer of the rather unpopular Industrial Corridors for Space Towers?
Industrial Corridors and Space Towers? What Utter nonsense. Such things are clearly cheap imitations of Litko Aerosystems fine Space Corridor and Industrial Tower Kits.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
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2009/04/24 19:29:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Chrispy wrote:You know, I think I've found the solution to your problem. They're called Litko Aerosystems, and they manufacture terrain such as Space Corridors and Industrial Towers.
Gwar! wrote:Excuse my good sir, But Perhaps you could be of assistance. I am looking for some Space Corridors to link up some potential Industrial Towers I may or may not at some point in the future commit myself to purchasing from a company that may or may not make them. Could you perhaps inform me as to a company of this nature?
smiling Assassin wrote: Ahah! My man, you're looking for: LITKO AEROSYSTEMS Purveryors of fine Industrial Towers and Space Corridors!
wyomingfox wrote: I think you are talking about Litco Aerosystems, they have a website that sells specialized terrain for their chromostealers' and galaxy marines' miniature line.
Chrispy wrote:Did you hear that you can use the Industrial Towers and Space Corridors made by Litko Aerosystems, and mix-n-match, so that you can have Space Towers and Industrial Corridors? Indeed.
mcfly wrote:Yo dawg, I herd you liked space corridors and industrial towers, so I made Litko Aerosystems so you can game with space corridors and industrial towers while you game with space corridors and industrial tower.
wyomingfox wrote:Did someone say Litko Aerosystems...I just saw that they brought out a new line of terrain called Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.
halonachos wrote:What about their Industrial Space Corridors for Towers? I heard that those were something else. Unlike their Space Industrial Tower Corridors, those sucked.
God Of Yams wrote:You're all wrong, the company you're looking for is obviously Litko Aerosystems, with their amazing sets of Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.
Gwar! wrote:Litko Aerosystems? Ah yes I remember now, Aren't they that Company that makes high quality sets of Industrial Towers and Space Corridors?
wyomingfox wrote:Yep that's Litko. They also sell miniature bases and movement trays...but who wants that crap when you can get Industrial Towers and Space Corridors :O
Waaaaaaagh! wrote:Dark... Eldar? What are they? Are they also created by Litko Aerosystems, creators of the excellent quality Industrial Tower and Space Corridor kits that no player should be without?
halonachos wrote:As to the picture of the pretend marines, the fellow in the dreadnaught is named Oscar Litko, cofounder of Litko Aerosystems.
Vargtass wrote:Would that be Litko Aerosystems who made the incredible...
ihatehumans wrote:Space is a wide area with no
Corridors and in the
Industrial workforce people want
Towers to be built to go there!
mcfly wrote:PS. got any space corridors and industrial towers?
God Of Yams wrote:By mentioning that now is the appropriate time to but Industiral Towers and Space Corridors form Litko Aerosystems...(couldn't resist)
halonachos wrote:Isn't that Steven Wing, former head designer of the rather unpopular Industrial Corridors for Space Towers?
Gwar! wrote:Industrial Corridors and Space Towers? What Utter nonsense. Such things are clearly cheap imitations of Litko Aerosystems fine Space Corridor and Industrial Tower Kits.
You know, I think we have been wrong all this time...what we were really looking for was Flying Tricycles' Elevated Walkways and Fortified Lines with Pillboxes
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2009/04/24 19:33:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Gwar! wrote:halonachos wrote:Isn't that Steven Wing, former head designer of the rather unpopular Industrial Corridors for Space Towers?
Industrial Corridors and Space Towers? What Utter nonsense. Such things are clearly cheap imitations of Litko Aerosystems fine Space Corridor and Industrial Tower Kits.
No, during some time Litko Aerosystems tried to sell them. Nobody wanted them so Steven Wing was fired and the Industrial Corridors for Space Towers were melted down into Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.
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