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united kingdom

Is that Gavin Thorpe ?

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No, I think it's a picture of Litko Aerosystem's space corridors and industrial towers.

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Does anyone have any corridors of space and towers of industrialness?

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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My God... What have we done? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?

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You've inquired about Litko. And their...
   
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*pop*
   
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...space corridors and industrial towers.
   
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Reverent Tech-Adept





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So let me get this straight... Litko aerosystems created space corridors for use with their space soldiers and chromosome thieves models?


 
   
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thekingofdinner wrote:So let me get this straight... Litko aerosystems created space corridors for use with their space soldiers and chromosome thieves models?


Yes, while the Industrial Towers were made to complete the set

...Damn it! Bad God Of Yams! stop posting about Litko, you're just feeding the fire!

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thekingofdinner wrote:So let me get this straight... Litko aerosystems created space corridors for use with their space soldiers and chromosome thieves models?


Actually, Litko Aerosystems created its amazingly original line of space passages and industrial collumns for use with their Galaxy Marines and Chromo-Stealers

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Ahhh... My mistake, Also Is there any info on the rumored expansion that will supposedly add Galaxy Knights?


 
   
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tahthing wrote:this is done by typeing good then copying and pasteing it then copying and pasteing both goods then copying and pasteing all four goods then copying and pasteing all eight goods then copying and pasteing all 16 goods,etc,ect,ect......
If you were really pro, you would have copied the first good, pasted it several times, and started from that point, pasting at a higher ratio than your copying.

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this thread is going to get locked!

o p.s.

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deadly chicken wrote:this thread is going to get locked!

o p.s.


Unless someone posts some more 40k humor...

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Why? It's a 40k humor thread, I find that most of the jokes to be really funny, people are still adding more.

Also on that, 2 terrain pieces walk in to a bar...

 
   
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lol

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Which is a shame because the two terrain peices in question were Litko Aerosystem's Space Corridors and Industrial Towers.

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Orkeosaurus wrote:
tahthing wrote:this is done by typeing good then copying and pasteing it then copying and pasteing both goods then copying and pasteing all four goods then copying and pasteing all eight goods then copying and pasteing all 16 goods,etc,ect,ect......
If you were really pro, you would have copied the first good, pasted it several times, and started from that point, pasting at a higher ratio than your copying.


Yeah, who the hell spams like that? You're doing it wrong!

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Ha that Biovore is awesome! I want to see more cutesy tyranid creatures! I reckon the Lictor would be hilarious!

Also I saw that same kind of drawing in Litko Aerosystems design of Space Corridors and Industrial Towers. It worked out well for them!

 
   
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I read these jokes a long time ago, my apologies for butchering them.

There was once a guardsman recruit in the Steel Legion on Armageddon, who was about to go to the front line to fight against the ork menace. He had never seen combat, and was not confidant in his combat ability. Walking through the camp, he spotted a grizzled veteran sharpening his combat knife by the fire. The veteran beckoned the green recruit to join him.
"Listen, I can tell just by looking at you that you've never seen a real fight," the vet said, "so I'll give you some advice." The recruit nodded.
"When you fight them grots out there, those are the little ones, there are so many that yer lasgun will go empty pretty quick, so what you do is make your hand into a gun shape, point it at the little buggers, and shout 'ABANG ABANG ABANG!'. Grots are so stupid that they will think that they've been shot, and they will just fall over. It's saved my hide a few times."
"Err, thanks." Offered the recruit, skeptical of this advice.

Four days later the recruit was desperately defending his position against a tide of grots, surrounded by the ruins of his bunker and the bodies of his comrades. His lasgun's battery was dead, he was cut off from his regiment and prospects of seeing tomorrow were grim. Recalling the veteran's strange advice, he figured that he has nothing to lose. Steeling himself, he jumped out from behind the ruins and pointed his pretend pistol at the incoming grots. "ABANG ABANG ABANG!" he shouted, at to his astonishment three grots fell to the ground. With this encouragement he mowed down hundreds of grots, quite literally single handedly. Eventually only one grot remained. He pointed his finger at it and shouts "ABANG!". The grot didn't fall down. Confused, he tried again: "ABANG ABANG ABANG!", but the grot just stood there looking at him stupidly. All of the sudden he felt an incredible weight that forced him to the ground and crushed the lower half of his body. The grot jumped up and down shouting "ATANK ATANK ATANK!"


During the thirteenth Black Crusade there was a brave guardsmen defending his hill against approaching chaos marines. Peering over the trench he sees a wall of bulky, spiked shapes approaching through the thick fog. There is silence but for the intimidating thud and crunch of the approaching enemy. He looks at his lasgun with growing despair, it isn't much of a weapon. But he always believed that his wits was his best defence. FIRE! barks the officer, and the air is filled with las and bolts. After half an hour of struggle a grenade lands beside the guardsman and he flees the trench for a nearby hill. Scarcely was is he out of the trench when the explosion mutilates his fellow soldiers, but he is not out of danger. He almost impales himself on the spikes on the front of the traitor's armour in front of him. He steps back and just as the traitor raises his chainsword the guardsman shouts "Wait!" The marine pauses, interested.
"Bet you can't do this." challenges the guardsman, as he pulls out a cigarette, puts it in his mouth and uses his lasgun to light it.
"HA!" shouts the mighty chaos marine. "No pathetic guardsman of the false emporer can match the might of chaos! The armored behemoth leans over and takes one of the guardsman's smokes, puts into his mouth after removing his helmet, pulls out a plasma pistol and promptly blows his own head off.
   
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This thread needs MOAR PIKTUREZ!!!!111

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(and other things)

   
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LEGO!!!













LEGO STOMPA!!!

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I hope that's enough for now.

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Please tell me that the Stormhammer is a not an official GW tank....

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This is not 40k but what the heck I'm posting it anyway:

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More randomness:







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I think we are suppose to keep it to 40K Humor...or baring that discussing all the potential combinations of Spaces, Corridors, Industrials, and Towers.

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