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Non 40K stuff was the reason the thread got locked before, yes they are funny, but please keep it 40K everyone. I want to see just how long we can keep this thread going
Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!)
40k and Star Wars completely unrelated? I present to you...INQUISITOR LORD VADER!
This model's owner counts him as an Inquisitor Lord. He hasn't had an argument yet.
Excuse me Lord Vader, I believe I win, because I am the God Damn Batman!
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Orkeosaurus wrote:He counts as an industrial corridor.
Or possibly a space tower.
Win!
Warning: For your own safety, Do not click, take, or otherwise touch any eggs/critters you may find in the forums.This public service announcement brought to you by Orkbegone I have taken great pains not to laugh at the actions of aliens, nor to weep at them or hate them, but to understand them If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, then aren't these teachers guilty of corrupting the youth?
For the Greater Ghoudda!
Alright, this was a thread that appeared on the Penny Arcade forums a couple of years ago. It details one man's quest to build a simple IG force and in turn creating the most ridiculous 40k army ever contrived. Please note that the guy was absolutely serious. And that the thread contains swearing, but we're all older than 12, aren't we?
Read through the first 15 or so pages. Or until you get a bit bored. But that won't happen for a while. And there are some absolutely brilliant reactions the further you go in.
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some guy on deviantart named amroth din made these.
i want to play and ride with you on your predator. i want to be friends with you
too bad alien scum
arrrghhhhhhhhh *cuts off head of space marine*
dat was fun friend....friend??? friend!!!!
humph your not my friend any more *walks off to the predator* now for some fun!
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
lalabox wrote:Alright, this was a thread that appeared on the Penny Arcade forums a couple of years ago. It details one man's quest to build a simple IG force and in turn creating the most ridiculous 40k army ever contrived. Please note that the guy was absolutely serious. And that the thread contains swearing, but we're all older than 12, aren't we?
lalabox wrote:Alright, this was a thread that appeared on the Penny Arcade forums a couple of years ago. It details one man's quest to build a simple IG force and in turn creating the most ridiculous 40k army ever contrived. Please note that the guy was absolutely serious. And that the thread contains swearing, but we're all older than 12, aren't we?
Read through the first 15 or so pages. Or until you get a bit bored. But that won't happen for a while. And there are some absolutely brilliant reactions the further you go in.
worlds most epic troll?
It wasn't actually. Everyone accused him of being a troll, but the mods of the forum went and emailed him and one of them even met him. He was totally legit. Just a little crazy
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My son Turned Age just the Other Day
He rose through the ranks in the usual way
But there were wars to fight, and xenos to slay
He learned to fight while I 'was away
An' He was Commander 'fore I knew it An' as he grew
He'd say, I'm gonna be like you, dad
You know I'm gonna be like you
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
My Son turnd vet just the other day
He said thanks for the bolter now come on lets slay
Can ya teach me you shoot? I said not today
I got a lot to do, he said Thats ok
And he flew away, but his smile never dimmed
and said I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be just like him
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
Well He came from the Warp just the other day
So much like a Leader I just had to say
Son I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?
He shook his head and he said with a smile
What I'd really like dad, is to take the Alpha Leagues
See you later can I have them please?
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
I've long since united, My son broke away
He showed to my Palace just the other day
I said You committed treason and took from mine
He said Your empires in ruins, now its mine to bind
You see your time is over Now have at you
But its been sure nice talkin to you, dad
It's been sure nice talkin to you...
As I pulled out my sword It occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My Boy Was just like me
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
hellsguardian316 wrote:Dark Elder ... I think I've heard of these things, didn't GW used to make Dark Eldar models years ago?
5 boobs? gonna get me sum of this....
(who says Space Marines/Sisters of Battle don't party??)
As much as the music makes me want to apply a hammer drill to my inner ear.... give me a couple of days and my avatar will be replaced by a new animated gif...
I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck."
Deff Dread red Edition wrote:I looked through it until page 3,the horror I cannot look any more!!!
You're doing better than I could I only get to like page 2. BOORRrrriinnnnng!
I finished it.
The horror.
That is the dumbest and ugliest army I've ever seen.
The only upside is that he kept GW in business by buying so much gs.
"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
You all should have gotten to at least page 5 you would have found this.
Ash
I have been secretly working on a new ork squad for my army I think you might appreciate
They are based on that one manga - you'll probably recognize it immediately once you see the model, I think it's pretty clear.
I tried to convey a sense of movement with this one. The idea is that he's about to stab you. I also tried mimicing your chibi style, but it's really difficult.
I've been sculpting and painting this thing for about a week now and I think it's almost done. I have been working a lot on layering the paint properly and blending my transitions. It's probably the best model I've ever done.
Upon reading that I nearly passed out from laughing so hard I could not breathe.
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1500 
2000 WIP
Rolf Silverfang's Great Company
Kharn the Betrayer and his Delightful Companions
Warhost of the Summer Sidhe 
I have taken great pains not to laugh at the actions of aliens, nor to weep at them or hate them, but to understand them 
For the Greater Ghoudda! 
i want to play and ride with you on your predator. i want to be friends with you
too bad alien scum
and 
needs the new sm army codex!!!!! 
- 2400 
