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2009/04/26 21:18:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Ratbarf wrote:You all should have gotten to at least page 5 you would have found this.
Ash
I have been secretly working on a new ork squad for my army I think you might appreciate
They are based on that one manga - you'll probably recognize it immediately once you see the model, I think it's pretty clear.
I tried to convey a sense of movement with this one. The idea is that he's about to stab you. I also tried mimicing your chibi style, but it's really difficult.
I've been sculpting and painting this thing for about a week now and I think it's almost done. I have been working a lot on layering the paint properly and blending my transitions. It's probably the best model I've ever done.
Upon reading that I nearly passed out from laughing so hard I could not breathe.
Ein is now my patron deity.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/26 22:51:27
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Leadbelcher
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The one of the best parts is on page 7
Ein wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
If it's the same hand you use for sculpting, I already have a good idea of the result...
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2009/04/27 00:29:47
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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lalabox wrote:Alright, this was a thread that appeared on the Penny Arcade forums a couple of years ago. It details one man's quest to build a simple IG force and in turn creating the most ridiculous 40k army ever contrived. Please note that the guy was absolutely serious. And that the thread contains swearing, but we're all older than 12, aren't we?
Link
Read through the first 15 or so pages. Or until you get a bit bored. But that won't happen for a while. And there are some absolutely brilliant reactions the further you go in.
Some interesting conversions, but the ammount of hate on that thread was depressing. Seriously, some of those rude SOBs should sign up for the Darwin Awards  .
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2009/04/27 01:44:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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that orc looks like he was cut to pieces and put back to gather
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/04/27 02:14:32
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Widowmaker
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It's not the funniest comic, but it's nice when 40k appears in a mainstream comic.
Link.
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DS:80S++G+++M----B--I--Pwmhd03/f#+D++A++++/sWD250R++T(S)DM+++
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2009/04/27 03:30:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Actually cried laughing a little bit when at Ein's posts on that anime fan thread. Wow.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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2009/04/27 14:09:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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2009/04/27 14:19:45
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/04/27 14:20:47
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2009/04/27 15:08:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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@Gwar!
That last one was just disturbing 
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2009/04/27 15:22:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Gwar! wrote:
Hmm... a hole in a helmet makes no sense. Its like putting a hole in a fence when you build it. Also makes her vulnerable to rear headshots from flanking enemies. Close combat would be a mess with that ponytail as well.
Gwar! wrote:
To shave a good time with?
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2009/04/27 15:24:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Share, I think. It's taking some effort of will to not start spamming gaijin 4koma pics, especially after Gwar's "contributions" 
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2009/04/27 16:41:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
Sale, Manchester, England
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gwar you have 10 minutes to run! i have now informed all local mental instututions of your position!
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My blog here, here and here...
Beware the silent wolf, not all packs howl as they hunt. |
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2009/04/27 20:34:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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What do you call an IG player?
Lucky.
What do you call a SM player?
Fethed.
What do you call an ork player?
Nothing. They usually get into character and like to beat you up.
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2009/04/27 21:06:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
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halonachos wrote:Gwar! wrote:
Hmm... a hole in a helmet makes no sense. Its like putting a hole in a fence when you build it. Also makes her vulnerable to rear headshots from flanking enemies. Close combat would be a mess with that ponytail as well.
Its a Imperial Femguard quit bringing logic into this..... 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/04/27 21:06:37
I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/233624.page <--- Bloodthirster Needs You Sign Up
warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck." |
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2009/04/27 21:17:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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The Dreadnote wrote:Share, I think. It's taking some effort of will to not start spamming gaijin 4koma pics, especially after Gwar's "contributions"
Just give in already. If we had any willpower we'd be doing something productive anyway.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/28 06:11:17
It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/04/27 21:19:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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mussie76 wrote:halonachos wrote:Gwar! wrote:
Hmm... a hole in a helmet makes no sense. Its like putting a hole in a fence when you build it. Also makes her vulnerable to rear headshots from flanking enemies. Close combat would be a mess with that ponytail as well.
Its a Imperial Femguard quit bringing logic into this.....
But, women are in the imperial guard. So technically this picture isn't even funny, its only a depiction of a female guardsman.
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2009/04/27 22:12:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Then the ponytail should be shoved into that helmet and there should be no breasts on the chestplate.
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2009/04/27 22:14:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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of course stone, im sure imperial requirements are no bigger than A cup to fit into the carapace armour.
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 Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2009/04/27 22:32:07
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Or you can just discriminate and either say that women with breast too big are barred from the Imperial Guard or you can deny them service altogether and save yourself the hassly of crafting armour with shot traps.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/04/27 22:33:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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throw them to the SOB
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2009/04/27 22:34:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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More likely they'll be given armor that doesn't fit, told to suck it up, and thrown into the enemy. For the Emperor! 
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2009/04/27 22:37:27
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/27 22:49:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2009/04/27 23:30:21
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2009/04/27 23:05:02
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Awesome hot pics are awesomely hot.
Tau are hot!
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/27 23:07:54
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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lalabox wrote:Alright, this was a thread that appeared on the Penny Arcade forums a couple of years ago. It details one man's quest to build a simple IG force and in turn creating the most ridiculous 40k army ever contrived. Please note that the guy was absolutely serious. And that the thread contains swearing, but we're all older than 12, aren't we?
Link
Read through the first 15 or so pages. Or until you get a bit bored. But that won't happen for a while. And there are some absolutely brilliant reactions the further you go in.
There is blood leaking out of my ears. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEE!!!!???
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2009/04/27 23:14:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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that is just wrong
who in there rite mind would do that
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted), Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/04/27 23:21:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Urgh. Can we not turn this thread into a nerd-fap please. It's turning my stomach.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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2009/04/27 23:43:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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That Tau one with the thong.... Just so wrong on sooooo many levels.
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2009/04/27 23:45:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I bet you are going to say...her nose
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2009/04/27 23:49:02
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Confessor Of Sins
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2009/04/27 23:59:45
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Fix'd
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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