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2009/04/28 00:01:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Greebynog wrote:Urgh. Can we not turn this thread into a nerd-fap please. It's turning my stomach.
"It's not that I want to see models with boobs, it's that I think that it'd be uncomfortable for women to wear one-size-fits-all chest armor! I swear!"
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2009, Year of the Dog
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2009/04/28 00:24:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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That empty base was priceless.
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DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/04/28 01:20:27
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/04/28 01:27:41
"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/28 03:20:18
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stalwart Skittari
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That pic of the female tau in the thong is suggestive...
suggestive of tau being able to fight in close-combat, how ludicrous!
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2009/04/28 04:23:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Why was this moved?!?!
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/28 04:45:49
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Holy hells there's a new 40k Discussion forum!
All Hail Yakface/Legopersonadmin!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/04/28 08:17:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Phew. Thought it'd been summarily deleted for some reason.
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2009/04/28 08:35:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Edinboro, PA
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The iHarvest pic would be funnier if the Necron was gaussing the token iPod-wearing dancing silhouette to constituent atoms instead of wearing the silly thing itself, I think.
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"...and so nothing can end or die that has once had a place in Time." --Susan Cooper, Silver on the Tree
---Begin Dakka Co...wait, what's that? WAAAAAGH! *chop* Ey, boyz, dere's somefink on dis screen!
DR:80S++G+MB+I+Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Oy! Gerrof dat! *smash* End Dakk..a...fzk---
 Rolf Silverfang's Great Company
 Kharn the Betrayer and his Delightful Companions
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2009/04/28 09:07:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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How come we don't see DOW 2 screenshots in motivational posters? I think the better graphics would make for some killer shots.
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2009/04/28 10:05:32
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/04/28 22:16:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/04/29 14:58:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Man those comics are great 
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2009/04/29 15:39:16
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stitch Counter
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Death Gear wrote:
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2009/04/29 18:41:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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JD21290 wrote:of course stone, im sure imperial requirements are no bigger than A cup to fit into the carapace armour.
Carapace armor? Do you think a woman could ever be a stormtrooper? Joking here.
I mean, more than an A cup would probably penetrate the flak armor they give to standard IG troops. I mean, what doesn't pierce flak armor.
The women would be in the front lines though, I mean every male guardsman would be behind them looking at their arses and drooling.
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2009/04/29 18:47:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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halonachos wrote:The women would be in the front lines though, I mean every male guardsman would be behind them looking at their arses and drooling.
Read Ciaphis Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! (I was told it is illegal to not say that bit in huge caps) and you will see how real women fight 
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/04/29 18:58:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Not saying that the women wouldn't fight well, just saying that all the males would intentionally charge a little bit slower just to get a good look. Kind of like when the SOB show up and the guard just lets them take the front lines. They're guys who haven't been laid in a while and may die soon, in those conditions I would look as well.
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2009/04/29 19:05:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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But if they are a mixed regiment, I am sure they will have gotten laid.
Their aint much to do on a Ship traversing the warp other than Play Poker and feth.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/04/29 19:15:45
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Gwar! wrote:Their aint much to do on a Ship traversing the warp other than Play Poker and feth.
Couldn't we say the same about life in general 
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2009/04/29 19:20:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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wyomingfox wrote:Gwar! wrote:Their aint much to do on a Ship traversing the warp other than Play Poker and feth.
Couldn't we say the same about life in general
Nah, we have the Interwebs.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
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2009/04/29 19:22:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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52 card pick up could be a bitch in space :(
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 Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2009/04/29 20:05:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Death Gear wrote:
For all of the CTRL+ALT+DEL Comics related to 40K, you should check out this link: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/archives.php
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2009/04/30 05:17:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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halonachos wrote:JD21290 wrote:of course stone, im sure imperial requirements are no bigger than A cup to fit into the carapace armour.
Carapace armor? Do you think a woman could ever be a stormtrooper? Joking here.
I mean, more than an A cup would probably penetrate the flak armor they give to standard IG troops. I mean, what doesn't pierce flak armor.
The women would be in the front lines though, I mean every male guardsman would be behind them looking at their arses and drooling.
Do you REALLY want pictures of Stormtrooper porn? I have them, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/30 05:27:38
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT!DOWANT! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/30 05:29:26
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
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2009/04/30 05:33:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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This forum is the strangest place I have ever seen in my 15 years and 7 months of life.
Although, if you REALLY want it, I can give you porn of things you wouldn't expect.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/30 05:37:55
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/30 13:32:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stitch Counter
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Cheers
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2009/04/30 16:46:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
Sale, Manchester, England
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ewwwww!
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My blog here, here and here...
Beware the silent wolf, not all packs howl as they hunt. |
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2009/04/30 17:02:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Cheese Elemental wrote:This forum is the strangest place I have ever seen in my 15 years and 7 months of life.
Although, if you REALLY want it, I can give you porn of things you wouldn't expect.
you spent some time on 4chan, good work...
ive spent the last 4 years quitting school, and doing NOTHING but spending time on the intertubes.
ive seen things that would make you throw up instantaneously.
but i sure as hell dont save the damn things to look at later... =p
also.
40k humor?
my last game: out of a 30man boyz squad, my last scoring unit on the field was a single boy, that single boy survived 3 ld tests and an entire turn of an entire tau armys shooting...
also having my opponent force me to roll to hit and wound with all 65 potential attacks from my nobz squad...
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2009/04/30 23:47:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fresh-Faced New User
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A new addenda to the codex Astartes ^^
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2009/05/01 00:17:01
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Lol so many funnies made...
Read Ciaphis Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! (I was told it is illegal to not say that bit in huge caps) and you will see how real women fight
i have read it and boy do the women fight ! great books highly recomended !
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2009/05/03 04:52:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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mussie76 wrote:halonachos wrote:Gwar! wrote:
Hmm... a hole in a helmet makes no sense. Its like putting a hole in a fence when you build it. Also makes her vulnerable to rear headshots from flanking enemies. Close combat would be a mess with that ponytail as well.
Its a Imperial Femguard quit bringing logic into this.....
i swear if anyone ruins this for me ill kill with flashlight witch will be slow and pain full
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 I did it! I pulled the pin!"
 "Throw it you idiot!"
-Last words of Conscript squad 17
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