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2010/03/10 22:43:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/03/11 08:55:57
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2010/03/11 04:15:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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^ Thou Shall facepalm thyself for questioning the will of Dakka 
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/11 04:55:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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High five anything from the 40k universe.
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Damn, that's alot of facepalms.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/11 04:56:12
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/11 08:56:38
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fixed it.. it wasn't working yesterday.. so obviously it did eventualy..
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2010/03/13 23:45:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Don't ignore all the people warning you that Horus is going to betray you...
Oh wait too late.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/03/14 00:34:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Try to be a bully to creed when in kindergarden. His father is going to come out of the crayon creed is drawing with and beat you to death (smaller creed, smaller stuff to outflank).
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"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2010/03/14 01:40:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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Ask the machine spirits if its ok for you to record them for your own version of paranormal activity
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4th edition: Homemade carnifexes and the Battle for Macragge box 
5th edition: Killer kan spam and an obsession with squigs 
7th-onwards: Necrons and narrative campaigns. No.1 deathmark fanboy  |
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2010/03/14 02:20:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Honk at the man driving the baneblade
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"I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death, and I will fear no evil, because i'm the meanest mother in the valley"-Patton  
Ye enemies of the Imperium, may you be crushed beneath the treads of our Tanks!  
Bergfestung 4th Armoured Regiment "Mountain Bears" |
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2010/03/14 02:51:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
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* Use Daemon Primarch Angron's helmet for a 'field latrine' because 'spikes and skulls are sooooo gay'.
Then tell him he's been 'punked' when he slaps it on with a horrible squelchy sound. This will go worse for everyone involves if any of his 12 bloodthirster bodyguards giggles behind one hand uncontrollably.
* refer to the tyrannids as 'those wussy things from Starcraft'.
* Play a Black Sabbath record backwards while in transit through the Warp
* Just dip into Slaanesh's stash, y'know, until you can go see that guy...
* Tell an Ork mekboy 'you know, I bet it'd go even FASTER in pink...'
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 10,000 crunchy points of green domination
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2010/03/14 06:40:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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give tylonal to nurgel
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/14 07:02:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Try to put a leash on a space wolf and scratch his belly. To make it even worse, tell him to roll over for a dog biscuit.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/15 00:10:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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When the machine spirits start piloting your rhino DO NOT begin to quote "The Poltergeists" and say theeeerrrreee heeeeerrree!!!!!!
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Ask any1 with a powerfist for a cup-check
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/15 00:12:11
4th edition: Homemade carnifexes and the Battle for Macragge box
5th edition: Killer kan spam and an obsession with squigs
7th-onwards: Necrons and narrative campaigns. No.1 deathmark fanboy |
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2010/03/15 00:22:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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ask to borrow a cup of anything from Nurgle
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2010/03/15 04:05:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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play tag with anything in 40k
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/15 05:23:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Thou Shall Not:
Insult the Archon's fashion sense. 
Smile at a follower of Khorne. 
Have a tea party in the Garden of Nurgle. 
Mention the time you took acid to a follower of Slannesh. 
Use the phrase "I wish the world was a better place" to Tzeentch 
Tell a CSM sorcerer to shut his mouth. 
Laugh at the size of a Tau's Pulse Rifle. 
Let the air out of the tires of a War Trukk
Trust a grot (they're nasty little bastards) 
Refer to "Ninja Skills" when hanging with the Beil-Tan 
Tell the Death Guard that they should take a shower. 
Refer to a Kroot Shaper as "Birdbrained" 
Pat the head of a Space Wolf. 
Assume you're going to win a war against the DE
Ask a Emperor's Children CSM what his whip is for. 
Tell said Emperor's Children CSM that he is "Whipped" 
Tell a Crimson Fist's SM that you have caught him red handed. 
Well that was fun.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/15 05:25:27
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2010/03/15 05:33:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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pay a farseer or harliquin to sing love stinks at a planetary goveners wedding
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"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."
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2010/03/15 15:17:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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You shall not go up to the Emporer and hit Alt+Ctrl+Delete
You shall not try to partition the Golden Throne in order to install the latest distro of Lunix
You shall not send spam to the Emporer's E-mail with LoLTau (or cats)
You shall not ask to see if the sobs guns, nore shall you ask if they are real
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/15 15:19:24
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2010/03/15 17:34:57
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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wink if you catch that pretty slaanesh girl smiling in your direction
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2010/03/15 21:48:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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attpemt to hardboot the golden throne
say whos da boss around any ork
ask the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh if they will pause so you can use the restroom
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4th edition: Homemade carnifexes and the Battle for Macragge box
5th edition: Killer kan spam and an obsession with squigs
7th-onwards: Necrons and narrative campaigns. No.1 deathmark fanboy |
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2010/03/16 09:05:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
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thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/16 09:05:46
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/16 09:59:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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shas'o vera wrote:thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
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thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
I'm afraid your allowed if your currently firing them off a landrazor
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2010/03/16 10:28:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Superscope wrote:shas'o vera wrote:thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
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thou shalt not say "IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZZZOORRSSS!!"when firing multi lasers
I'm afraid your allowed if your currently firing them off a landrazor
or a blazerblade 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/16 10:30:25
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/16 15:01:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Or a Bazerrador with Multilazors!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2010/03/16 15:38:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Gwar! wrote:Or a Bazerrador with Multilazors!
or a multi lazor multi lazor multi lazor with multi lazoers on it
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/16 16:20:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:ask to borrow a cup of anything from Nurgle
...Waaagh? wrote:
Ask any1 with a powerfist for a cup-check
Ask Nurgle for a cup-check...
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2010/03/16 20:37:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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go camping on amregedon, snikrot isnt very friendly
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4th edition: Homemade carnifexes and the Battle for Macragge box
5th edition: Killer kan spam and an obsession with squigs
7th-onwards: Necrons and narrative campaigns. No.1 deathmark fanboy |
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2010/03/16 20:50:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Say this to the Kharn."Hey Kharn you suck". 
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/03/16 22:01:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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lol.
Ask an inquisitor if he's a heretic.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/16 22:26:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
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Cuddle a ripper
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DA:90-SG-M+B++I+Pw40k00-ID+++++A+/wWD149R---T(S)DM++
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2010/03/16 22:48:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Space Marine
USA
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Don't have dinner at Papa Nurgle's house anyway, after he says "oh it's just allergies, it's not contagious"
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My army is better than a bear- It's like a bear times two. |
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2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted