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Terminus wrote:

NeedsMoreDakka wrote:HA now your ranked only 2nd...you scrub.

You're the scrub. Dash is so META they actually started turning him away at tournaments, so he's had to assume an alias and wear a disguise. So now he's ranked 1 AND 2. His META is like fething super-sayian.

Dash with floor length golden hair sneaking into a tournament with pink Orks under one arm and Necrons under the other.

if he takes his necrons no one will get suspicious.

maybe why he started them.


of course if he paints them pink...

Terminus wrote:You're the scrub. Dash is so META they actually started turning him away at tournaments, so he's had to assume an alias and wear a disguise. So now he's ranked 1 AND 2. His META is like fething super-sayian.

Oh god your right man dash is such a ALPHA MALE. Everyone making a fuss is just mad they are nothing but pathetic little beta males with thier laughable Meta lists.

Well, that's a long story.
After being waked up by my Familiar, breakfast will be served.
Then one of my Servitors brings all the fan post.
He reads it loud and slowly so that I can understand and follow.
Then I meet my Marine fellows and we talk about next steps in the RTT spiral.
In the afternoon I take a power nap and in the evening we are praying for the Emperor.

I loled. A lot. Bravo Dash!

I recently did a trade with Dash, over on Bartertown.
When the box with his stuff in it arrived, it practically burst open with all of the extra Meta inside.

Apparently, he has so much Meta surrounding him that it inundates every facet of his life.

Eric

Damn it Eric.. You got the META he was supposedly sending to me.. I wondered why his parcel was so light..

Aaaasrrrggghhh..

Hey Dash, you should probably take this thread out of your sig, because the relevant links in the OP are borken now.

Thanks; took it out. Not sure what happened to Bald and Screaming. :( It was a fun parody to write.

First I thought troll. Then I said LOL!

I tip my hat

NeedsMoreDakka wrote:

Terminus wrote:You're the scrub. Dash is so META they actually started turning him away at tournaments, so he's had to assume an alias and wear a disguise. So now he's ranked 1 AND 2. His META is like fething super-sayian.

Oh god your right man dash is such a ALPHA MALE. Everyone making a fuss is just mad they are nothing but pathetic little beta males with thier laughable Meta lists.

BE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR BABY!

So does Dash actually get paid to attend GTs? It's possible to be a professional gamer through sponsorships and the sort, but I have yet to see the 'Mountain Dew' marines hit table. It seems the best status achievable through Games Workshop hobbies is 'amateur'.

yeah, the only "Professional" 40k players are the ones who work for GW.


and to do that one has to cast aside all thought of making an all powerful list because the "New Codex" has to win in it's WD debute(IG vs DE. min sized Guard squads, on FOOT??? in Chimeras in one thing, but Footsloggin???)