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Cadia IV

n0t_u wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:
n0t_u wrote:The biggest secret of the IoM is the Emperor's identity...

Spoiler:
It's Mat Ward



You're Filthy Lies

BEGET EXTERMINATUS!!!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!

BURN IN HOLY FIRE!!!!

HERETIC!!!


Tis Obvious you are a Servant of Slannesh and matt Ward is Slannesh! SO YOU MUST DIE IN FLAMES!!!


n0t_u wrote:As thanks for showing such spirit towards our liege I happily award you the card.



I apparently don't want to stay on Dakka very long, or I wouldn't be posting things so obviously in violation of Dakka's posting rules.

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I just has an odd idea. Do any of you think that Mat Ward has ever, at some point or other, stumbled across this thread, or others in the same vein?

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See, Derek even joined up just to show us his fervency and passion for Mat. That's dedication. Truly we have done a great thing here today, gents.

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On your roof with a laptop

walker90234 wrote:I just has an odd idea. Do any of you think that Mat Ward has ever, at some point or other, stumbled across this thread, or others in the same vein?


I hope so. So he can see my, and GovernorDerek's, Holy fury.

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daedalus wrote:
Then why does he make such amazing, well thought out, and BALANCED Imperial codexes?


His codecies seem to draw out some people's ire, I suppose.

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Probably work

walker90234 wrote:I just has an odd idea. Do any of you think that Mat Ward has ever, at some point or other, stumbled across this thread, or others in the same vein?


Frankly, I always assumed that the GW guys were also regular members of the wargaming community and walked amongst us regularly.

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On your roof with a laptop

Fools follow the ArchHeretic Ward. My vindicare team shall exact swift vengance upon him.

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This is a silly thread.

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Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.


The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?

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On your roof with a laptop

GovernorDerek wrote:
Zefig wrote:See, Derek even joined up just to show us his fervency and passion for Mat. That's dedication. Truly we have done a great thing here today, gents.


DIE HERETIC!! FEEL THE BITE OF MY POWER SWORD!!


I Joined this Site for 1 reason, To Condemn you all to DEATH! NOW DIE!!!






We are in agreement brother .

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GovernorDerek wrote:I print out Pictures of his Face to use


Sounds... heretical

   
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n0t_u wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:I print out Pictures of his Face to use


Sounds... heretical


Heresy?

"Hey you. Yeh you, Callidus. Come check this out. You. Will. Love it."

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Norwalk, Connecticut

kronk wrote:
daedalus wrote:
Then why does he make such amazing, well thought out, and BALANCED Imperial codexes?


Just like vader brought balance to the force by killing all of the other jedi. In the end, there was vader and the emperor on one side, and obi-wan with Yoda on the other.

When Luke became force sensitive, vader killed obi-wan to bring it back to two on each side.

I don't understand why the jedi council didn't see it coming. After all, they were the ones imbalancing the force....

But that's a tale for another thread.


Kronk, I never gave it much thought but you are 100% right. What is thy bidding, my master. I shalt follow thee. Also, the valentines purge of my body has begun. Thank the emperor for wireless access at the bar and my sister giving me the password. When I stop responding, valentines oblivion is upon me.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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Perhaps part of the problem is that we don't strive hard enough in our daily lives to be more like Mat. Perhaps it's really not enough that we simply love him. Perhaps we must try to be like him. I kind of like the idea of taking my GK codex around town asking people if they've heard the word of Mat.

I mean, What Would Mat DO?

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daedalus wrote:Perhaps part of the problem is that we don't strive hard enough in our daily lives to be more like Mat. Perhaps it's really not enough that we simply love him. Perhaps we must try to be like him. I kind of like the idea of taking my GK codex around town asking people if they've heard the word of Mat.

I mean, What Would Mat DO?


Eat his own head?

No?

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GovernorDerek wrote:
n0t_u wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:I print out Pictures of his Face to use


Sounds... heretical


Piss off! HERETIC feth!!

NOW DIE!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! DIEEEEEEEEE IN HOLY FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FAITHFUL ONES TO THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND SHALL SEE TO IT THAT YOU AND THE REST OF THE MATT WARD HERETICS ARE PURGED!!! CLEANSED!! EXTERIMINATED!!


Mah Callidus team shall help you bruva!

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GovernorDerek wrote:
daedalus wrote:Perhaps part of the problem is that we don't strive hard enough in our daily lives to be more like Mat. Perhaps it's really not enough that we simply love him. Perhaps we must try to be like him. I kind of like the idea of taking my GK codex around town asking people if they've heard the word of Mat.

I mean, What Would Mat DO?



You and Matt Ward can Eat the Waste From a Sewage Servitor! Because thats all that You, The rest of you Heretics, and Matt Ward Are WORTH Doing! Like a Festering Boil on the Ass of a Diseased Nurgle Rat!

AND FOR THAT YOU MUST ALL BE PURGED IN FLAMES!! FOR THERE IS NOT A CINDER THAT IS NOT FAITHFUL TO THE EMEPEROR!


Ninja alien emperor time traveling Callidus assassins blessings upon you, o mighty one.

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GovernorDerek wrote:
daedalus wrote:Perhaps part of the problem is that we don't strive hard enough in our daily lives to be more like Mat. Perhaps it's really not enough that we simply love him. Perhaps we must try to be like him. I kind of like the idea of taking my GK codex around town asking people if they've heard the word of Mat.

I mean, What Would Mat DO?



You and Matt Ward can Eat the Waste From a Sewage Servitor! Because thats all that You, The rest of you Heretics, and Matt Ward Are WORTH Doing! Like a Festering Boil on the Ass of a Diseased Nurgle Rat!

AND FOR THAT YOU MUST ALL BE PURGED IN FLAMES!! FOR THERE IS NOT A CINDER THAT IS NOT FAITHFUL TO THE EMEPEROR!


I think you're secretly Mat, and you're trying to sound otherwise to work your way into the forum and learn dakka secrets. Guys! I figured out the newcomer's secrets!! I want a cookie for my efforts!

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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You have done well young one.


   
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timetowaste85 wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:
daedalus wrote:Perhaps part of the problem is that we don't strive hard enough in our daily lives to be more like Mat. Perhaps it's really not enough that we simply love him. Perhaps we must try to be like him. I kind of like the idea of taking my GK codex around town asking people if they've heard the word of Mat.

I mean, What Would Mat DO?



You and Matt Ward can Eat the Waste From a Sewage Servitor! Because thats all that You, The rest of you Heretics, and Matt Ward Are WORTH Doing! Like a Festering Boil on the Ass of a Diseased Nurgle Rat!

AND FOR THAT YOU MUST ALL BE PURGED IN FLAMES!! FOR THERE IS NOT A CINDER THAT IS NOT FAITHFUL TO THE EMEPEROR!


I think you're secretly Mat, and you're trying to sound otherwise to work your way into the forum and learn dakka secrets. Guys! I figured out the newcomer's secrets!! I want a cookie for my efforts!


Yes. A WARD HATE COOKIE.

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<broadcast mode active: let's be very clear, folks - there are ways to have fun, and then there are violations of Dakka's posting rules. The former will never excuse the latter.>

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Janthkin wrote:<broadcast mode active: let's be very clear, folks - there are ways to have fun, and then there are violations of Dakka's posting rules. The former will never excuse the latter.>


wHICH VIOLATION HERE?

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Lies. HMBC is Mat Ward obviously.

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Lordhat wrote:Just because the codexes are the exactly the same, does not mean that that they're the same codex.
 
   
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TheRobotLol wrote:wHICH VIOLATION HERE?


Reversing your caps lock would be a good idea, man.

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TheRobotLol wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:
Zefig wrote:See, Derek even joined up just to show us his fervency and passion for Mat. That's dedication. Truly we have done a great thing here today, gents.


DIE HERETIC!! FEEL THE BITE OF MY POWER SWORD!!


I Joined this Site for 1 reason, To Condemn you all to DEATH! NOW DIE!!!






We are in agreement brother .


Brothers, while your passion is admirable, I feel that you are misguided, especially on this fine Valentine's Day, of all others. Embrace love, not hate!



If your Vindicare can do it, so surely you can as well?

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kronk wrote:
TheRobotLol wrote:wHICH VIOLATION HERE?


Reversing your caps lock would be a good idea, man.


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Zefig wrote:
TheRobotLol wrote:
GovernorDerek wrote:
Zefig wrote:See, Derek even joined up just to show us his fervency and passion for Mat. That's dedication. Truly we have done a great thing here today, gents.


DIE HERETIC!! FEEL THE BITE OF MY POWER SWORD!!


I Joined this Site for 1 reason, To Condemn you all to DEATH! NOW DIE!!!






We are in agreement brother .


Brothers, while your passion is admirable, I feel that you are misguided, especially on this fine Valentine's Day, of all others. Embrace love, not hate!



If your Vindicare can do it, so surely you can as well?



I have no vindicares. ONLY CALLIDUS!!!

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Milisim wrote:Hopefully Mat Ward chokes on a Cinnamon Heart.

I hope he does to, then I could use that as an excuse to give him the Heimlich and get a hug out of it.

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I can't help feel that Robot and Derek are the same person.

Like how people think that me and Mat are the same. Wrong! I'm evil!

My brother, however, is the paragon of human achievement. We are all merely pawns on his mighty chessboard of greatness.

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