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**snurl**

Granted. Your luck is better. Instead of dying in an accident, you are only horribly mutated.

I wish for more sleep.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you never wake up.
I wish for Techno to be the popular genre of music.

**lord commissar klimino**

(you sick freak)

granted.but it now poisons everyones mind and takes over the world.

i wish more restraunts had vanilla coka cola.

**The Zoat**

Granted. They now have it... For $18.

I wish i could be a Gretchin!

**Kasrkai**

The Zoat wrote:Granted. They now have it... For $18.

I wish i could be a Gretchin!

Granted. You live happily ever after and die peacfully in your sleep.

I wish 93bytes of RAR files.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.but due missing details in your wish,you get it in chip form in your heart keeping you alive.

i wish my cola wasent over priced.

**snurl**

Granted. But it is very watered down and tastes like gak.

I wish I could wake up.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.but you can never sleep again

i wish i knew what gak was.

**snurl**

Granted. You find out when you step in a pile of it outside your door.

I wish it was suppertime.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But supper tastes like gak.

I wish I wasn't a sick freak.

**snurl**

Granted. You are not a sick freak. But you smell like gak.

I wish the bar stayed open all night.

**Kasrkai**

Granted. All bars are open, but they are gay bars. The flamboyant ones that most homosexuals don't even like.

I wish.

**snurl**

Granted. You wish.

I wish I was on Vacation.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.but its a lousy one.

i wish i wasent a heretic.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. You ain't a heretic, you're a Xenos.

I wish to do a barrel roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxUd8pwe-U

**snurl**

Granted. You do a barrel roll. As you fall out of the aircraft to your demise.
I wish the animals would settle down.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,they settle down,but all the humans start acting like animals.

i wish i knew what xeno i was...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. It is another word for "Alien". NOW YOU WILL BE KILLED BY SPESS MARINEZ FOR BEING A ALIEN!

I wish to not barrel roll out of a plane.

**snurl**

Granted. You barrel roll from a hot air balloon instead.

I wish for more bologna.

**Ledabot**

Granted. then you drown it it.

i wish to know why this thread is dying.

**snurl**

Granted. You know why the thread is dying. But then you forget right away.

I wish for a bottle opener.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but you loose all bottles so you never use it.

i wish i wasent so bored...

**snurl**

Granted. Bored you aint. A tornado drops your burning house with you in it into a fireworks factory and metallica is trying hard to get you out.

I wish for less yardwork.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. You get more house work!

I wish to stop doing barrel rolls!

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,you stop by ejecting out of the plane...and your parachute is jammed.

i wish i was out of this fireworks factory.alive.

**snurl**

Granted. You wake up in the burn ward.

I wish for a great weekend.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But the week after sucks.

I wish I had a good parachute...

**snurl**

Granted. You have the finest parachute available. Too bad you left it in the plane.

I wish I was younger.

**Ledabot**

Granted. you'll be born tommorow. Have a nice life.

I wish of a loophole in the law allowing for the death of all annoying 10 year-olds that play 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. All annoying ten year old 40K players are put to death. Their parents all come looking for you with lots of sharp objects and ropes in hand.

I wish poison ivy did not grow in the US.